[about Squidward's kelp flowers, with a soft tone] They're pretty!
What are you two doing here?
Patrick is helping me to do good deeds today, like trimming your kelp garden! [points to Patrick, who takes a large bite out of the kelp, then burps]
[yelling] STOP EATING MY KELP! [shoves Patrick and SpongeBob]
Okay, okay, geez! I try to help a fellow out. I'll just have to eat this ice cream cone instead!
Oh! Do you like to eat ice cream, Patrick?
Then have some more! [sprays the ice cream]
[falls over when the ice cream gets bigger] Whoa! Oof!
Ha, ha, ha! Still want that ice cream?
Boy I do! Thanks, Squidward! Want some, SpongeBob? Last one to the cone is a rotten clam!
There you go, Mr. Krabs! You always wanted to make "big" money!
[Cuts to live-action footage of a crowd booing]
Good deed accomplished! I ask for no reward.
You're a saint, SpongeBob! A SAINT!
I know, and it is a burden I must carry.
LBLittle boy
Wait! Maybe he's a nice monster, like in my story book.
Oh, right, I haven't thought of that. Well, are you?
Oh, goodness gracious, yes. Squidward is the nicest giant of them all.
Yeah! Squidward, tell them about all those times that you didn't punch me in the face.
Even though you really wanted to.
[yelling] OH, QUIET, YOU MORON!
[All gasp]
FFFemale fish 1
He hurt the little one's feelings!
FFFemake fish 2
Why, that's not very nice at all!
[yelling] Take him down, boys! [following the lifeguard fish, the mob uses a giant rake slingshot to hit his foot]
OW!!! [holds his foot and hops backwards. Harold, Scooter, Nazz, and Fred set up a giant rake behind him. Squidward steps on it and falls down after it hits him on the back of the head. The lifeguard comes up with a big tube of lipstick]
This oughta fix him! [puts lipstick on Squidward's lips. The mob stops yelling]
Okay, okay, I'm nice! Now will you leave me alone? [is shown to be tied to the ground with ropes]
