[amazed by the reflection] Whoa, those dudes are huge! I wonder what they lift. [hits Bubble Bass slightly with his elbow]
[notices the reflection and drops his drink in fear] Those aren't dudes. They're giant monsters! [screaming] EVERYBODY PANIC!!!!!!!!!!!! [the three start panicking and run around in circles, Louie is biting SpongeBob, and their ruckus causes the lighthouse to start rocking. At the same time, Mrs. Puff is still listening and rocking to the rock music, unaware of what's going on outside. The lighthouse tips over and rolls out of the boating school. Larry, Bubble Bass, and the small fish are still panicking until they see that the reflection is gone]
[happy] Those buff monsters have vanished! [hugs the other two] We're saved! [he and the other two hear some noise, and realize the lighthouse is coming their way]
We're doomed! [gets out his drink and starts walking across the sidewalk away from the lighthouse, while the other two runoff in a different direction. The lighthouse runs over him, causing him to get submerged into the sidewalk with his posterior sticking out] My cheeks!
[Bikini Bottom News plays, showing Perch Perkins having an interview with Fred about the lighthouse.]
Can you please tell our viewers the cause of this destruction?
Fred[frightened] It was a lighthouse. It rolled through town, destroying everything in its path! [pants] A lighthouse! [goes on his knees and starts crying]
PPPerchy Perkins
[shocked] My goodness. Were you or YOUR LEGS injured by this insane lighthouse?
Fred
[sad and kicks a rock] No.
[SpongeBob keeps giving Krabby Patties to the crowd]
Fred
Hey! Where's my Patty?
[SpongeBob throws two Krabby Patty's in Fred's face; two more customers shout for SpongeBob, and they get their patties as well]
I'm a patty launching machine! [laughing]
Fred
[takes the patties off his eyes] Thank you, Patty boy.
It was nothing. [realizes his launcher is empty] Nothing! I'm outta patties! Well, I guess I just better make some more. [goes into the tray and works]
[keeps working until he comes back out] Fresh hot Krabby Patties here! Put a patty in your piehole! Huh? [looks at the state of the people] Awww... Looks like I fed my entire section. Hmm... [notes other people in the other half starving] Well, I guess Squidward wouldn't mind if I sell a few patties in his section. [goes over to the other side]
[At the start of the parade, the Krusty Krab float is between Fred's leg float and a jellyfishing float with a robotic Kevin. Mr. Krabs is on top of the formula bottle and SpongeBob is at the deep fryers.]
Boy, after seeing this float, everyone will rush to the Krusty Krab! How ya set up with those [points down] expired fries, boy-o?
[takes out baskets] Good and greasy, boss! [puts baskets in grease]
[squished inside the patty] No, I'm not! I can't see a thing with SpongeBob in front of me!
Excellent! It's our turn. Let's move it out! [The float crashes through the "Parade Start" banner. Bubble transition to the float for Larry's Gym moving past. Two strong fish are lifting weights.]
Next up we have the Beefy Bros from Larry's Gym. Whoa, look at those meatheads pump iron.[Larry lifts up the float and laughs] That's some impressive muscle hustle![An inflated Mrs. Puff floats down the street, being carried by kids in small boats.]
And here comes Mrs. Puff. Oh, as her own balloon!
Whoa, I want that balloon![Patrick's rock slides past, making a scraping sound.]
Patrick's rock is one float that doesn't float.
AAudience
Aah! [covers their ears, Bubble Bass gestures on top of the Invisible Boatmobile with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.]
Oh, looks like Bubble Bass has hitched a ride with Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy. And what's this? [Fred rides by in a float of his leg.] Not to be outdone, it's Fred in his incredible My Leg Mobile.
Fred
My leg! My leg! I'm in my leg!
[sniffs and inhales Perch's hair] I smell grease!
Oh, that's not me you're smelling, King!
[as Squidward's spot is empty] The Krusty Krab float is coming in hot!
Fred
[chuckles and waves] My leg! [the Krusty Krab float hits him and knocks him away] My Leg Mobile! [Bubble Bass is waving. Fred's float kicks him into the air.]
And here we see the domino effect in action. [Bubble Bass lands in the arms of a weightlifter on Larry's float.]
[grunts] Larry can't lift this kind of weight. [groans and drops the float, making it collapse]
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