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S3 E4

South Park · Season 3, Episode 4

Home EC. teacher and Mr. Adler in “Tweek vs. Craig”

HEHome EC. teacher

Richard, aren't you going to invite me in?

Why?

HEHome EC. teacher

Well, I thought maybe you would at least at-tempt to make love to me tonight.

Oh, well, uh, I can't. I left the oven on.

HEHome EC. teacher

Oh, Richard, why can't you open your heart to me? Why?

I just... I can't. Oh, I know. I have genital warts. [he begins closing the door]

HEHome EC. teacher

We'll use plastic wrap.

Nope. Sorry. Maybe some other time. [shuts the door on her face]

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