South Park · 1,569 quotes[entering PC Principal's office] PC Principal, do you have a minute?
Sure, Jesus, what do you need?
I'm starting to wonder if I really fit in here.
Of course you fit in. This school has been a zest-pool of heathen, left-wing little bitches, and only our faith is gonna set them right.
Could I ask… exactly what branch of Christianity are you?
The kind who loves his country and doesn't tolerate any fucking fags.
Yeah, see, I really think I don't belong here.
Look, I understand it's a tough transition. You know, the Vice Principal here had the same conflict as you. But she's really come around.
The Vice Principal? Your wife?
That's right. [talks to the speaker on his desk] Could you send in Strong Christian Woman please? She was saying the same thing that this wasn’t a place for her anymore but just this last weekend she converted to Christianity.
[knocks on the door] You wanted to see me?
Yeah, Strong Christian Woman, I was just telling Jesus about our faith.
Oh, yes, it's been such a blessing.
She converted on Saturday. What do you think, huh? You ever seen a more Christian chick in your fucking life?
N-n-never.
Look, I know it's a hard adjustment, but just stick with it, and you're gonna fit in here just fine, Jesus.
