SonnyChad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)
Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.
Sonny
(nods) They don't like you either?
Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've charmed you. What's up with you?
Sonny
Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back home and I just got some pictures from my best friend.
Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.
Sonny
Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.
Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my date turns out to be my long lost sister...
Sonny
What? Chad those are fake proms.
Fake proms, real proms they all stink.
Sonny
No they don't! They're romantic! You know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.
And then he gets hit in the head by a faulty disco ball, episode 16!
Sonny
You know what Chad? you wouldn't know real romance if it punched you in the face. In fact you wouldn't know a real punch in the face if it punched you in the face, because there is nothing real about you.
Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.
Sonny
Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!
Sonny
Good!
Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?
Sonny
Good!
Sonny
(Chad on the phone) Good!
Sonny
Good!
Sonny
Good and goodbye!
Sonny
(to the cast) Chad says "hi".
Sonny
Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink. You guys know that. (The cast looks confused) Oh my gosh, you don't know that! You've never been to a prom?
I've been working since my first diaper commercial.
I was on the road doing my one man show.
Sonny
Well, we're gonna change all that. Because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!
Sonny
No. Like a real prom. Dancing and twinkling lights and a really cool theme!
Sonny
That's not a theme, Nico.
I know. I was just thinking about girls.
Sonny
And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme! Something fantastice, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.
Sonny
(Chad on the phone) Hello.
Sonny
Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.
Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.
[Chad and Sonny start dancing]
Sonny
[giggles] This is sweet!
Sonny
You gonna press play?
Always gotta do everything by the book.
Sonny
Oh yeah? Is that what you think? (the cast waves "yes") Is that what you all think? (The cast says "yes") Well, I, just checked out a new book. And it's called "We're having a secret prom= by Sonny Munroe!
Sonny
That's right. A secret prom.
Sonny
Ok, I think we've said it enough times.
Sonny
Sorry Chad, can't talk, I'm in a hurry.
Oh right, right that whole secret prom, [Sonny turns around] They're not that much of a secret when every kid on the lot is walking around with fliers that read 'Secret Prom!'
Sonny
Aren't you excited? I'm even excited about how excited I am!
Yeah, we're not really feeling that over at the Falls...mostly we just think it's dumb?
Sonny
Well, if you think it's so dumb, then maybe you and your little snobby friends at Mackenzie Falls shouldn't come.
Sonny
Good! 'Cause your officially uninvited.
Good 'Cause we officially wouldn't have come anyway.
Sonny
You're only saying that cause I just uninvited you.
You only uninvited me because I just said I didn't wanna come.
Sonny
Are we done here?
Sonny
Good!
Sonny
Good!
Sonny
So we're good?
Sonny
How is this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshall?
Sonny
What script?!
(takes out Mackenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
Sonny
(takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh! This is your plan? This isn't real! This is a show!
Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
Sonny
And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Sonny
Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless you like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
Sonny
Guys I have a confession to make. I asked for a cup of water but I filled it up with soda. (sees that it's not Nico, Grady and Tawni) And you're not Nico, Grady or Tawni. (laughs nervously) I was-I was kidding about the soda. (goes to another table when she thinks she sees the real Grady) Guys the weirdest thing just happened to me and it's happening again! (sees more Nico, Grady and Tawni lookalikes) Oh no. It's that dream where I end up on t.v. wearing nothing but a hat. (checks if she's in a dream)
(walks in the cafeteria with Nico) (referring to someone that looks like Nico) What is up Nico? My man, my man! You were great in that Gassie sketch. Just funny.
I'm standing right next you.
No you're not. You're right there standing next to me. (sees two people that look like them then gasps) Dude, this means our time machine has worked!
That wasn't a time machine! It was a clock! And that ain't you! And those aren't Sonnies! And those aren't-
(gasps) Then who the heck are you people?
Now that's definitely Tawni.
What is going on in here? (sees the real Sonny) Uh Sonny are we in your stupid hat dream?
Sonny
I have no idea what's going on.
Hi, you must be Sonny, I'm Chad.
Sonny
(reading the script) Oh my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper! Possibly the greatest actor of our generation! (stops reading) Are you kidding me with this?
Sonny, I'm giving you a chance here, okay? Just read the lines. Let's just jump to the part where Sonny punches my costar. AND ACTION!
Sonny
I never punched your costar.
Sonny
Are you kidding me? I'm so not a diva!
Sonny
You know what? This is ridiculous. I'm out of here.
Sonny
Fine!
Sonny
Good! And good luck trying to find a better me than me. Because nobody knows me the way that I know me. (opens the door and sees Selena Gomez)
Sonny
(shocked) Oh my gosh! Selena Gomez!
Sonny
Can I get your autograph? Here, sign this lousy script.
(walks past Sonny) Hey Chad. I got your text. And yes, I'll play the part of Sonny.
Sonny
(shocked) What?!
Personally I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (turns to Sonny) And you are?
Sonny
The dull girl that you need to liven up.
(speaks through the megaphone) Awkward.
Sonny
(walking to table with snacks with Selena following her) Can I help you?
(into tape recorder) Not a very good dancer.
Sonny
What are you doing and why are you saying things about me into a recorder?
Well if I'm going to play you I want to play you honestly and realistically. (into tape recorder) Flat hair.
Sonny
My hair is not flat!
(into tape recorder) Defensive about hair.
Sonny
Would you stop?
Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I really like to get into my characters.
Sonny
Oh, I know how you feel. One time I played a dog in a sketch. I got so into my character (laughs) I dug a hole in the backyard.
Sonny
And then I ate my homework. Oh then I bit the mailman!
Sonny
Well, if someone has to play me I'm glad it's Selena Gomez.
Sonny
If there's anything you want to know about me, just ask.
I just want to know...are you mad at me because I got the part and you didn't?
Sonny
What? (high pitched) Girl, no. No.
(into tape recorder) Voice gets high when in denial.
Sonny
(high pitched) I am not- (low pitched) I am not in denial. Look you don't know Chad. It's just...this is so typical of him. He just wants to push my buttons.
(into tape recorder) Has buttons.
Okay, now we're about to do the scene when you barge in the set of MacKenzie Falls. Now when this happened, do you remember how you felt?
Sonny
Probably mad because I'm always mad when I have to go see Chad.
Right, but clearly you're mad at yourself because of how much you like him.
Sonny
Right...WHAT?! I don't like Chad! (low pitched) I mean, I don't like Chad.
(shows Sonny the script) Sure you do. It's right here in the script.
Sonny
What?! Give me that! (takes the script and reads it) All it says is, "Fine! Fine! Good! Good! Fine! Fine!"
It's not what the lines say. It's what's between the lines.
Sonny
(scoffs) There is nothing between those lines. Trust me.
(holding her tape recorder)
Sonny
(takes the tape recorder) Now hear this. I'm not in denial. Which, I know sounds like I'm in denial but I'm not. So.....we're good. (gives the tape recorder back)
(walks in and talks through megaphone) Okay people. Here we go. Chad Dylan Cooper: The Chad Dylan Cooper Story. Sonny Barges in Mackenzie Falls Set: Take 1. (to Selena) Ms. Gomez, on your mark if you please.
(gets ready to do the scene)
Thank you. (to Sonny in megaphone) No extras on set.
Sonny
(leaves the set)
Okay people. I want to see real energy and real emotion. And ACTION! (gives his megaphone, scarf and beret to Bart and prepares for the scene) Look Portlyn, summer's almost over and once the falls come back to the Falls I need to be free. Shh. Time for talking is over.
(walks on set) What's the matter with you?!
What's the matter with me?! What's the matter with.....Wait those words didn't come out of your mouth.
You've got great legs Portlyn. Let's see how they move. (punches Portlyn and Portlyn falls on a chair)
Sonny
Hey! I never punched-
What do you think you're doing? You can't just barge in here and interrupt Chad Dylan Cooper when he's in the middle of making MacKenzie Falls magic.
Sonny
(shocked and takes the megaphone) Cut! Cut! Cut it out!
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