SHSantiago Heraldo
Hold on. So nice girl from Wisconsin is tight with the Hollywood bad boy?
SonnyWell, I wouldn't say we were--
Oh, we're very good friends.
Sonny
Actually, we can't stand each other.
And this is the kind of fun we get to have every day.
Sonny
Which apparently is starting today.
Isn't she adorable? That's why Sonny's my favorite member of So Random.
Sonny
Really?
Yes, really. Santiago you are lucky to be getting this interview this girl's going places. Speaking of which I got to go.
SHSantiago Heraldo
You've got some dog's to shove.
Shoving dogs towards bowls of food that I lovingly lay out for them. You know why I love puppies.
Sonny
Can I have that seat? (girl moves)
Wow. You are workin' the diva thing.
Sonny
I'm not a diva, Chad.
Sonny
Well, then tell Santiago. I want people to know me for who I am.
And I want people to know me for who I'm not. Look, I like you. And I'm sorry the rest of the world doesn't know the real you.
Sonny
It's your fault.
Is it, Sonny? Is it, really?
Sonny
Yes. It is. Really!
Sonny
Chad.
[to James] Anyway they're shooting our scene we should probably go.
Sonny [to James] Oh, you're on Mackenzie Falls this week? Let me guess, stuck up Mackenzie being chased by bad boy bank robber.
Let me guess, Life of the Boston Tea Party.
Sonny
Well, at least my show brings joy to the viewers.
At least my show has viewers.
Wow. What's goin' on here?
Sonny
It's beyond nothing.
It's certainly nothing to be late over. Our scene's up first after lunch. Sonny.
Sonny
Chad. (Chad walks away)
You know, for something you said was nothing, that sure seemed like something.
Sonny
Oh, well, you know, it's a day-to-day something. Sometimes hour-by-hour. I don't know, it's complicated. He's complicated.
Well, I'm not. My name's James Conroy, and I'd like to take you out tonight.
Sonny
Well, there's nothing complicated about that.
So I can take that as a yes?
Sonny
You can take that as a maybe.
[Puts a scarf on the neck] Beyoncé. [Puts a scarf on the forhead] Tyra. And a pirate! Arrr!
What are you all sighe about?
Sonny
Oh, was I sighing? Sorry.
Sonny
Was I humming? Sorry again.
Ok, that's not just sighing and humming. That's boy sighing and humming! Who asked you out?
Sonny
Well I'm not gonna brag but... JAMES CONROY!
Sonny
Yes!
Sonny
No?
Sonny
Why?
Sonny
Because why?
Because, my best friend dated him and he dumped her. It wasn't pretty. Her face broke out and she started using poly extra pants.
Sonny
Look, I doubt anything is gonna happen between James and me.
Let me guess. He asked you out and you said no?
Sonny
Yes.
That's how it starts. You say no and he turns on the charm!
MMan
Sonny Munroe, bouquet of flowers for you at the front desk.
And here comes the charm!
Sonny
Wow! (Sonny reads a card) "Hi teapot." Ow. "It was nice meeting you. Any chances we can go out tonight? Your bad boy, James." You know, maybe he's not such a jerk after all.
Oh right. Maybe I'm ugly. Use your brain!
Sonny
Look, I appreciate the warning, but maybe your friend and James didn't have chemistry.
Sonny
Chad? What do you want Chad?
Sonny
[To Tawni] It's James.
Sonny
Hey James. How's it going? I loved the flowers! They're so beautiful.
Oh, yeah it is. Thanks. (To Sonny) I gotta make this fast. Do you wanna go out tonight?
Sonny
Tonight?
Sonny
I'd love to.
Sonny
Cool.
Sonny
Bye.
Sonny
No you hang up.
Fine, don't listen to me. But when you're heart is broken into a milion pieces and spread all over the floor, just remember. Tawni Hart doesn't vacuem.
Sonny
So, what looks good?
Sonny
Tawni?
James. So, what did I missed?
Sonny
An invitation. What are you doing here?
I like chicken fingers and skiball.
Uh, sorry I'm late. What did I missed?
Tawni likes chicken fingers and skiball! What are you doing here?
Came to hang out with my bro? (looks at Tawnie) So what are you doing here?
(to Sonny) What are they doing here?
Sonny
What are we still doing here?
Sonny
And 3 mini muffins for the little girl from "Children having a Dream" foundation.
(holding up a magazine with the "Mackenzie Falls" cast) Three pictures of "Mackenzie Falls" and no Tawni. (flipping the pages) No Tawni, no Tawni. NO TAWNI! (closes the magazine)
Sonny
Bananas. If the girl is needed, I'm sure she'll "needed" some potassium. Hahaha.
Sonny
Hey. They're not for you! They're for Dakota. The underprivileged girl is gonna spend a dream day at "So Random".
Sonny
You're underphotographed not underprivileged.
Underphotographed is much worse. Do I get a muffin basket? No!
Sonny
Let's focus on what's important here. As the embassador of fun, I promised her the best day ever.
Who nominated you as the embassador of fun?
Sonny
Well, I did. I even have a hat. (Sonny puts on a hat) Embassador of fun. (pointing to the hat)
Oww, is this the little darling from the children's foundation?
Sonny
Zora, she is not evil. She might have anger issues, but mostly she's...
Because you got stuck with Sonny? Friend, I know how you feel.
No! I'm disappointed that none of you is Chad Dylan Cooper!
Well, ahaha, according to the world wibe web, we are much cooler that Chad Dylan!
Hahaha. This isn't it about cool! It's about HOT! Chad Dylan Cooper is HOT!!! Get out of my way, old ladie! (pushes Tawni away)
Sonny
Daddy, there's your funny little punchline! Boy is he gonna be mad at you for yelling at his daughter!
CMr. Condor
Sonny, you brought my precious angel to a Hollywood club?
Looks like he's mad at you.
CMr. Condor
Oh no, he's mad at you too!
Sonny
Actually Mr. Condor, it's a really funny story!
Trust me it's really not that funny.
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