Zora quotes from Sonny With a Chance

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Zora

[scooting past Chad and Dakota] Evil!

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Well, here we are kiddo. This is the prop house.

Oh my gosh, this is so cool. I've read about this place. Wow, this is where the cast hangs out. This is the gnome from the gnome sketch. And, that's the sarcophagus for the mommy dearest sketch. [sighs] Wow. And, ah, that's a pink hat that I've never really seen before.

Yep. One day, there'll be props in here from sketches you're in, maybe one of your hats. Anyway, just know as executive producer, I'm always here for you. [beep]

Iintercom

Marshall, your mother is on line four.

Take a message.

Iintercom

And five.

I gotta go. [walks away]

[walks to sarcophagus, opens it and sees Zora] Ahh!

Zora

Ahh!

Ahh!

Zora

Ahh! Don't you knock?

Sorry, I didn't realize anyone was here. But, your Zora, and I'm Sonny. I'm new.

Zora

Ha. Obviously, otherwise, you would have knocked. Now, if you'll mind... (shut sarcophagus.)

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Zora

There SHE Is!

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Where have we been? Where have you been?

I asked you first.

What happened with Chad?

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Did you get back our stuff?

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Zora

Stop blowing and start talking.

Well, interesting story.

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

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(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

TNTawni, Nico, Grady, Zora

(agreeing with Sonny)

But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.

(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)

Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!

(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)

Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)

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Zora

Snap out of it, woman!

Thank you.

Zora

No, thank you! (Starts laughing like a psycho)

Oh, look. She's making the lobster talk.

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Zora

This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!

(looks at her confused)

What do you mean she's blind?

Zora

Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!

How do you know?

Zora

Well I heard this loud chime.

Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?

Zora

Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.

This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.

(looks at him in shock)

(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.

Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.

Zora

Because this is really happening people!

Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.

I think you're caring.

(confused) What?

For someone besides yourself.

WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!

Zora

Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)

Trusting, caring. It's all too much!

(pushes Tawni's head down)

Whoa!

Zora

(tells them her plan)

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My hair itches.

I have never felt more free. I was born to wear a cape.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Oww! What was that for?

Zora

I just mastered my powers. Now back in your poses!

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You trust me, don't you?

No, I don't think I do.

Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?

(looks around and acts like she did nothing)

Zora

Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?

What?

Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?

Zora, do your thing.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Owwww!!

Let's do this thing!

Zora

Sonny!

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All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3.

(wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo!

(comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly)

Pia!

Zora

(comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances)

Agua!

(comes out of a stall and dances)

And Wee Diddy!

(wearing gangster clothes and dances)

What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup)

(claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break.

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You know what hurts the most? That you would actually have the same dress as me.

Okay. We'll go through everything in my closet and make sure Sharona never catches us in the same outfit again. [picks up a outfit] So do you have anything like this?

[makes a gagging face]

Okay, this one's safe. [picks up a skort] What about these?

Kuwats?

It's a skort. You know, shorts in the back, skirt in the front. It's like a mullet for your butt. [smiles]

[makes a gagging expression again]

Okay, so what are you wearing to the Oh No You Didn't awards? [smiles]

Shame and a strapless party dress. But mostly shame.

Tawni, come on. Sharona's had her fun. She'll never pit us against each other again. It's over.

Zora

[opens the vent] This just in. Sharona says: "Sonny's hair is fab and Tawni's hair is drab."

[opens her mouth in shock and turns to Sonny]

[flips her hair] Okay now it's over.

[looks at her cellphone with Sonny] How could Sharona compare these two photos?

She used my picture from the Bad Hair Day sketch and yours is touched up and pretty.

Actually that's my picture from my student ID. Didn't it turn out good?

[crying] My clothes are ugly, my hair is ugly. My entire life is ugly! I need a tissue.

Here, just use my skort.

Even the things I blow my nose into are ugly!

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Oww, is this the little darling from the children's foundation?

Zora

Ow. EVIL.

Zora, she is not evil. She might have anger issues, but mostly she's...

Disappointed!

Because you got stuck with Sonny? Friend, I know how you feel.

No! I'm disappointed that none of you is Chad Dylan Cooper!

C"So Random" cast

Ahhh!

Well, ahaha, according to the world wibe web, we are much cooler that Chad Dylan!

Hahaha. This isn't it about cool! It's about HOT! Chad Dylan Cooper is HOT!!! Get out of my way, old ladie! (pushes Tawni away)

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My daddy thinks I'm angel.

Zora

Obviously he doesn't has a very good sense of direction.

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(Chad on the phone) Good!

Good!

Good!

Good!

Good and goodbye!

(to the cast) Chad says "hi".

What did he really say?

Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink. You guys know that. (The cast looks confused) Oh my gosh, you don't know that! You've never been to a prom?

I've been working since my first diaper commercial.

Zora

I'm eleven.

I was on the road doing my one man show.

"NICO".

Well, we're gonna change all that. Because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!

You mean a prom sketch?

No. Like a real prom. Dancing and twinkling lights and a really cool theme!

Girls.

That's not a theme, Nico.

I know. I was just thinking about girls.

And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme! Something fantastice, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.

"Tawni Town"!

(Chad on the phone) Hello.

Good.

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Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.

Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.

[Chad and Sonny start dancing]

[giggles] This is sweet!

I have my moments.

You gonna press play?

Oh right, sorry!

You had to ask Marshall.

Zora

Always gotta do everything by the book.

Oh yeah? Is that what you think? (the cast waves "yes") Is that what you all think? (The cast says "yes") Well, I, just checked out a new book. And it's called "We're having a secret prom= by Sonny Munroe!

Are you suggesting...

That's right. A secret prom.

A secret prom?

Zora

A secret prom?

A secret prom?