Amber quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Chad

That's no ordinary fan. Amber?

Sonny

Wait, you're Amber?

Amber

(takes off wig and glasses) Yep, that's me.

Tawni

Who was that woman?

Amber

(comes back in) It's Maya Baboodi! Maya Baboo.....di! (leaves)

Chad

(turns to Sonny) This is the moment of truth.

Amber

First I thought it was these two. (flashes a picture of Nico and Grady) They got problems, but Chad ain't one of them.

Sonny

See?

Amber

Then I suspected the blonde. (flashes a picture of Tawni) But again I came with nothing. They said ever since you've been dating Sonny Munroe you have been more nicer, sweet or kind.

Sonny

Aww. (hugs Chad)

Amber

Which to Chad's fans means he has been more boring, ordinary or uninteresting.

Chad

Ohhh.

Amber

Which is why my conclusion is this. Just like this ugly shirt, (flashes a picture of Chad's shirt from Sonny then a picture of Sonny) Sonny Munroe (flashes a X on Sonny's face), gotta go!

Sonny

Yeah Chad, what's it gonna be?

Chad

(looks at both of them nervously) Uh. Uh. You're fired.

Ha! Wait! Which one of us?

Chad

Amber?

Amber

Yes?

Chad

You're fired.

Amber

(stars murmuring and making a weird face)

Amber

You think you can beat me at my own game?

Sonny

Bring it on Algoode!