Chad quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Chad

You know. A lot of people say that it's So Random! that we won this award. But it's not So Random! ... it's never So Random! . Because Mackenzie Falls rules! Thank you, Tweens!

Chad

[reading] "Thanks for the memories. Nico and Grady." Do I know a Nico and Grady?

Chad

Tawni, you've been celebrity practical joked sucker!

Chad

(to Sonny) By the end of the week, you're going to fall in love with me.

Chad

Ugh! Stupid cookie!

Chad

You just found out your boyfriend's a vampire,you're scared,you're confused,you have two holes in your neck what do you do? AND ACTION!

Chad

(crying) I miss you Shortstack!

Chad

This interview is over because you're a crazy lady.

Chad

Like I'm going to take advice from two guys who are dating their pillows.

Chad

I've got a meeting I don't wanna kiss. Miss. That was a kisstake. Mistake. Shut it! (walks off)

Chad

(On the phone) No comments, no comments. Look, I am tired of hearing this, I will kiss Sonny when I'm ready. (kiddie voice) Okay mommy, I love you too. (pretends to kiss her and hangs up)

Sonny

Oh, my gosh! I know you! You're... You're...

Chad

[pointing at picture of himself] Him? Chad Dylan Cooper.

Sonny

You're MacKenzie on MacKenzie Falls!

Sonny

Yes! No! No! Madge is my waitress character. And all this belongs to Madge, too. :[gestures to her fat suit] Hi, I'm Sonny.

Chad

Sonny. That's a nice name.

Sonny

We were trying to make peace.

Chad

Please, you were trying to trap us.

Sonny

Trap you? You've obviously been watching your show too much. You know, not everything is cutthroat and gossipy? Sometimes people do things because they're trying to be nice.

Chad

Do they, Sonny? Do they, really? Look, it was sweet of you to put that picnic together. It was way sweet. But the bad blood between our two shows has run too deep for too long to be healed by a bowl of egg salad, and even the best of intentions. [holds Sonny's hand] Just because you wish for something doesn't make it so.

Sonny

Oh, Chad Dylan--

Chad

Shh. The time for talking is over. I must go. So run-- run back to your show, and put your sweet little dreams of peace to bed. [walks away]

Sonny

(staring at Chad) What just happened?

Chad

FINE! I'LL TAKE YOU ON IN MUSICAL CHAIRS!

Sonny

Good. See you at noon.

Chad

Yes you will! You smell like ham.

Sonny

I've seen you're acting. That makes two of us.