Hi, you must be Sonny, I'm Chad.
(reading the script) Oh my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper! Possibly the greatest actor of our generation! (stops reading) Are you kidding me with this?
Sonny, I'm giving you a chance here, okay? Just read the lines. Let's just jump to the part where Sonny punches my costar. AND ACTION!
I never punched your costar.
(singsong) Diva!
Are you kidding me? I'm so not a diva!
Really, Sonny? Really?
You know what? This is ridiculous. I'm out of here.
Fine!
Fine!
Good!
Good! And good luck trying to find a better me than me. Because nobody knows me the way that I know me. (opens the door and sees Selena Gomez)
(shocked) Oh my gosh! Selena Gomez!
(smiles)
Can I get your autograph? Here, sign this lousy script.
(walks past Sonny) Hey Chad. I got your text. And yes, I'll play the part of Sonny.
(shocked) What?!
Personally I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (turns to Sonny) And you are?
The dull girl that you need to liven up.
(speaks through the megaphone) Awkward.
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