Connie quotes from Sonny With a Chance

I can't believe I'm really here! Mom!

Connie

Ahhh! This is so exciting! All right. Come here. Now hold still. (rubs Sonny's face)

Mom! Stop it! Stop it! Cut it out! We don't need more sunblock. I'm inside.

Connie

Alright, I'm sorry. You know, it's not everyday I hand my beautiful daughter over to show business.

Look mom. We talked about this. Show business is not going to change me.

Connie

You've got a big head.

What? I do not. I'm the same girl I was back home in Wisconsin.

Connie

With a much bigger head.

My head is the exact same size as-

Connie

(turns Sonny around)

(sees a large picture of herself) Whoa. I do have a big head. Cool!

Marshall

Ah! There she is! There's my new star!

Mr. Pike!

Marshall

(shakes Sonny's hand) Please, it's Marshall. (shakes Connie's hand) Connie we're so thrilled to have Sonny join our family. Oh, and I promise you, she's in very good hands here.

Connie

Good. Because you know what we do to people in Wisconsin who make promises they can't keep.

Marshall

You make them into cheese. (laughs then stop) I can see where Sonny gets her sense of humor.

Actually I get it from my dad. She's not kidding. But she is hovering.

Connie

Alright. Alright. I can take a hint. Someone wants their mom to leave. Okay, come here. Before I go I know I have said this many times but-

Don't talk to strangers.

Connie

No, but yes.

Don't swim after eating?

Connie: No but yes.

Don't skateboard with a sucker in your mouth.

Connie

I am trying to tell you how proud I am of you. I just, couldn't be prouder... [rubbing Sonny's face]

You just put a little bit more sun block on me, didn't you?

Connie

No, but yes.

Bye! [hugs mom]

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Hello Connie, what brings you down?

Connie

Oh, rainy days, sad movies. Let's see, my daughter's math grades. We need to talk.

Are you sure you don't want to talk about rainy days?

You two go. It's beautiful thing, these mother daughter talks.

Connie

You too Marshal.

It's beautiful thing, these mother, daughter, Marshal talks.

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BMs. Bitterman

So Sonny do you know why you are here?

No.

BMs. Bitterman

Seriously I need you to tell me, honestly I don't know I'm completely lost.

Connie

Well I'll tell you why we're here, Sonny can you tell me what the first letter in disappointment is? [Shows a test paper marked with a D]

Well at least she didn't Fisappiont you. 'fisappoint' it starts with an F and that's worse than a D. Sonny you're mother asked you a question.

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Hey.

What are you doing here?

Can I come in?

A little.

Well...I thought about what you asked me-

Excuse me, (to Connie) Mom, you may go watch the Falls.

Connie

(watching them) I'm good.

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You asked which hurt more you being over the Falls or you canceling our date and it was definitely you canceling our date. Not really a toughie at all.

Thanks. That's very...Mackenzie of you.

Thanks. so you never did actually give me a reason why you called off our date.

Well it's sort of like you said when you date me you date So Random, and they can be a little--