Tawni quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Tawni

Are you insulting me with geometry?

Tawni

[Singing] I'm a little Teapot, Short and Stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout!

Tawni

(with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?

Tawni

Rubber pencil!

Tawni

Why is Chad Dylan Cooper selling Glandovian horn whitner?

Tawni

Sonny and Chad sitting in a tree. That's it, just sitting.

Sonny

Hey, does this fat suit make me look fat?

Tawni

You're in a fat suit?

Tawni

You just did.

Sonny

Darn my niceness!

Zora

There SHE Is!

Sonny

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Grady

Where have we been? Where have you been?

Sonny

I asked you first.

Nico

What happened with Chad?

Sonny

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Grady

Did you get back our stuff?

Sonny

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Zora

Stop blowing and start talking.

Sonny

Well, interesting story.

Tawni

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

Chad

(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.

Sonny

You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!

Chad

Ha ha ha. At least I can act.

Sonny

Can you, Chad? Can you, really?

Nico

She's givin' it right back to him.

Tawni

We might actually win!

Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!

Sonny

Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.

Chad

(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.

Sonny

(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!

(cheers for Sonny)

Tawni

(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)

Chad

You tricked me!

Sonny

No... I was acting!

Chad

Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.

Chad

You know Sonny, didn't seem like your friends where very supportive. It was almost like they were dissing you.

Sonny

Oh, them mocking me and making fun of my idea was just their way of, mocking me and making fun of my idea.

Chad

Well, you do things differently at "So Random". At the Falls, if one of us cries, we all cry. Let's just assume that when one of you laughs, you all laugh.

Tawni

I'd like to have a word with you.

Is that word goodbye?

Tawni

Oh, if I was talking to you the word would be "moise drie exfoliate"

Sonny

You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other.

Grady

Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls".

Tawni

Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there?

Nico

Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain.

Tawni

Good.

Sonny

Good.

Sonny

(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

(agreeing with Sonny)

Sonny

But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.

(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)

Sonny

Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!

(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)

Sonny

Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)

Zora

Snap out of it, woman!

Tawni

Thank you.

Zora

No, thank you! (Starts laughing like a psycho)

Grady

Oh, look. She's making the lobster talk.

Zora

This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!

(looks at her confused)

Nico

What do you mean she's blind?

Zora

Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!

Grady

How do you know?

Zora

Well I heard this loud chime.

Tawni

Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?

Zora

Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.

Grady

This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.

(looks at him in shock)

Grady

(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.

Nico

Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.

Zora

Because this is really happening people!

Tawni

Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.

Nico

I think you're caring.

Tawni

(confused) What?

Nico

For someone besides yourself.

Tawni

WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!

Zora

Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)

Tawni

Trusting, caring. It's all too much!

Grady

(pushes Tawni's head down)

Tawni

Whoa!

Zora

(tells them her plan)

Tawni

My hair itches.

Grady

I have never felt more free. I was born to wear a cape.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Oww! What was that for?

Zora

I just mastered my powers. Now back in your poses!