Grady quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Grady

(with meat sauce on his face) I love meatball Monday.

Grady

Yeah, well (pointing at face) I'm saving this for later

Grady

[holding a sword] This isn't Narnia!

Grady

A magic salt shaker?

Grady

Candy's supposed to melt in your mouth not into your skin.

Grady

(annoyed) Everything always goes Grant's way.

Grady

(covered in water) So, uh, so did Marshall like the sketch?

Grady

Us? Us? (turns to the wrong direction but Nico turns him) Hello? Temporary wasabi blindness.

Grady

You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.

Nico

I thought you like playing the barf, bro.

Grady

No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but you know.

Sonny

Hey guys. [holds her hand out]

Nico

Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.

Grady

Grady, but you knew that.

Sonny

And I'm Sonny! But I knew that!

Zora

There SHE Is!

Sonny

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Grady

Where have we been? Where have you been?

Sonny

I asked you first.

Nico

What happened with Chad?

Sonny

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Grady

Did you get back our stuff?

Sonny

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Zora

Stop blowing and start talking.

Sonny

Well, interesting story.

Tawni

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

Sonny

You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other.

Grady

Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls".

Tawni

Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there?

Nico

Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain.

Tawni

Good.

Sonny

Good.

Sonny

(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

(agreeing with Sonny)

Sonny

But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.

(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)

Sonny

Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!

(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)

Sonny

Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)

Zora

Snap out of it, woman!

Tawni

Thank you.

Zora

No, thank you! (Starts laughing like a psycho)

Grady

Oh, look. She's making the lobster talk.

Zora

This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!

(looks at her confused)

Nico

What do you mean she's blind?

Zora

Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!

Grady

How do you know?

Zora

Well I heard this loud chime.

Tawni

Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?

Zora

Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.

Grady

This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.

(looks at him in shock)

Grady

(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.

Nico

Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.

Zora

Because this is really happening people!

Tawni

Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.

Nico

I think you're caring.

Tawni

(confused) What?

Nico

For someone besides yourself.

Tawni

WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!

Zora

Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)

Tawni

Trusting, caring. It's all too much!

Grady

(pushes Tawni's head down)

Tawni

Whoa!

Zora

(tells them her plan)

Tawni

My hair itches.

Grady

I have never felt more free. I was born to wear a cape.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Oww! What was that for?

Zora

I just mastered my powers. Now back in your poses!

Chad

You trust me, don't you?

Sonny

No, I don't think I do.

Chad

Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?

Sonny

(looks around and acts like she did nothing)

Zora

Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?

What?

Grady

Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?

Nico

Zora, do your thing.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Owwww!!

Tawni

Let's do this thing!

Zora

Sonny!