Chad and Sonny in “Unfinished Business”

Chad

Whoa, watch it.

Sonny

Chad? Oh my gosh what happened? (refers to Chad's black eye)

Chad

Oh, I just got in a huge fight over at the Falls.

Sonny

(nods) They don't like you either?

Chad

Funny. No we were shooting a scene. I know it's hard to believe I can look this good when I look this bad huh? (Sonny looks down) Normally that would've charmed you. What's up with you?

Sonny

Nothing, I'm just a little bummed. I missed my prom back home and I just got some pictures from my best friend.

Chad

Oh pshht. You're not missing much! I've been to a bunch of proms and they have all ended in disaster.

Sonny

Oh, I'm so sorry to hear that.

Chad

Yeah, episode 10, my hair caught on fire. Last year's season finale, my date turns out to be my long lost sister...

Sonny

What? Chad those are fake proms.

Chad

Fake proms, real proms they all stink.

Sonny

No they don't! They're romantic! You know a girl dreams her whole life about going to the prom and sharing that perfect dance with a very special guy.

Chad

And then he gets hit in the head by a faulty disco ball, episode 16!

Sonny

You know what Chad? you wouldn't know real romance if it punched you in the face. In fact you wouldn't know a real punch in the face if it punched you in the face, because there is nothing real about you.

Chad

Well here's something real for you, I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you.

Sonny

Good! Cause I really don't wanna stand here and talk to you!

Chad

Good!

Sonny

Good!

Chad

Good! (Sonny and Chad turn and walk different directions) (Chads phone rings) Hello?

Sonny

Good!