(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.
You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!
Ha ha ha. At least I can act.
Can you, Chad? Can you, really?
She's givin' it right back to him.
SRSo Random Cast
Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!
Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.
(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.
(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!
SRSo Random Cast
(cheers for Sonny)
(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)
Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.
(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.
TNTawni, Nico, Grady, Zora
(agreeing with Sonny)
But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.
SRSo Random Cast
(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)
Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!
SRSo Random Cast
(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)
Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)
This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!
SRSo Random Cast
(looks at her confused)
What do you mean she's blind?
Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!
Well I heard this loud chime.
Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?
Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.
This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.
SRSo Random Cast
(looks at him in shock)
(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.
Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.
Because this is really happening people!
Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.
For someone besides yourself.
WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!
Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)
Trusting, caring. It's all too much!
(pushes Tawni's head down)
Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?
(looks around and acts like she did nothing)
Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?
Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?
You know what would make this easier? If you would stop saying "E-e-e-e-e-e-easy G."
Hey. You guys made a house of cards.
No you're saying it wrong. It's (says it dully) "Wow you guys made a house of cards."
It's not a house, it's a fortress.
Everybody! Into the fortress! (jumps on the fortress of cards)
(hides under a table) Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
It's my first Los Angeles earthquake! Which is exciting and TERRIFYING! This is me screaming in terror! (screams) And this is me getting under the table which is what you're suppose to do! EARTHQUAKE!!!!!
Calm down. Calm down everyone. It wasn't a quake. The studio is just doing some construction.
AHHH! CONSTRUCTION!!! just kidding just kidding
Finally! They're making some improvements around here. I guess somebody read the note I put in the demand box.
You mean the suggestion box?
Yes! They're building a weight room!
Even better! They're building a bait and tackle shop! Now I don't have to go downtown for my worms!
Not even close. Anybody else wanna guess?
Okay if a guillotine is closer then I don't want to guess anymore.
Okay okay! I'll tell ya! They're kicking you out of the prophouse!
SRSo Random Cast
WHAT?!?!
You see, I took a horrible situation and turned it into a fun little game!
No! You didn't! You took something horrible and took forever to tell it!
You're right. Look I'll make this next part quick and I won't sing it to you like I planed,You have 24 hours to pack up your things and leave
(singing) I've never, ever been to public school.
MMartha
What is she doing?
She's trying to tell us how miserable she is.
I never thought that it would be this cruel.
(singing) It's endless. We're friendless.
(walks in and sings) It's nothing but pain.
Apparently the only high school these guys know is the musical one.
(singing) And no one in this dump knows our name.
Alright Martha, give me a boost.
MMartha
(helps Sonny up on a lunch table)
(singing) I know you think that this is probably my fault.
The catty comments and the constant assault.
I was here once and I'm still alive. So listen if you wanna survive (gets down) inside this-
SRSo Random Cast
High School Miserable.
I never I thought I'd be invisible.
SRSo Random Cast
This High School Miserable.
We got to keep being indivisible.
SRSo Random Cast
In this High School Miserable. Don't understand what's happening to me. In this High School Miserable. (stands on lunch tables) Someone get me back on T.V.
(watching the video on Zora's camera and sees herself sleep walking and destroying Senor Smoothie) I must have been sleepwalking. I must have been the one who broke the heater and Grady's GameGuy. Oooh and killed Senor Smoothie. I'm Candy Face. I'm Candy Face! I'm Candy Face! And I'm destroying the evidence. (throws the camera against a stump and breaks it)
Ahhh! (throws the camera and her gloves on the ground) It's Candy Face!
Candy Face! She- he- it broke your camera!
It's like the monster is deliberately destroying everything that's important to us!
And yet he gently deposits you.
Let me guess, Candy Face... broke the camera. There's no evidence to prove it you guys are right. One of you is responsible for this and I'm pretty sure it's-
No, no, no! (crying and hugs Chad) Chad, Chad, Chad! It happened right in front of me and it was so scary. The only thing I could think of was if only Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, was here to save us.
He is (holds Sonny) and he will.
I believe that she's not a good enough actor to lie this convincingly.
DDevon
I'm sorry I accused you guys of stealing my electric man scaping device.
I'm sorry I blamed you for the death of my Game Guy.
I'm sorry I tried to hit on you while I was blindfolded.
PPenelope
And I'm sorry you don't realize what league you're in.
You see what's happening here? Trust. Which means our job here is done. So we can just take that trust, put it in a bottle, wrap a little bow around it, bring it back to the studio because together we can-
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Yeah!
Or we can capture him and rehabilitate him.
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
NO!
Everybody in to the Mac Falls tent. We'll huddle there for safety tonight. Tomorrow, our first trust exercise is weapon building!
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls Cast
Whoo! (everyone goes inside the tent)
We're hunting monsters! (hugs) Sonny, this is the best retreat ever! (leaves)
(starts sleepwalking with a blanket and candy on her face that makes her look like she's wearing a mask) Roar! (knocks the table down)
(walks towards the Mackenzie Falls tent)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
(wake up) Candy Face!
(disgusted) It's ripping her hair out!
(pouring the water out of the pot)
NGNico and Grady
(throw up)
SRSo Random and Mackenzie Falls cast
Ewwww!
Those are my seal skin slippers!
SRSo Random Cast
(arguing who gets Sonny first)
Hey! Hey! Can't you see milady's not feeling well?
You people disgust me, almost as much as the snot rocket that just came out of milady's nose. It's okay, come on. Let's go make you some tea because you're sick, (turns to the So Random cast) lovesick. (makes kissing faces)
SRSo Random Cast
(disgusted)
AAnnouncer
Ladies and gentlemen, Sonny Munroe and Joe Jonas.
(singing) Didn't know what to get you, ordinary just wouldn't do. But I just found my perfect gift for you. I hear church bells ringing. (Joe joins in) Carolers are singing, harmony with me now. (smiles at Joe)
JJoe
(singing and looks at Sonny) You are looking so lovely. (Sonny joins in) Even if the lights go out. We got mistletoe and firelight on this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song.
SJSonny, Joe and So Random Cast
We've got mistletoe.
SJSonny, Joe and So Random Cast
And firelight
SJSonny, Joe and So Random Cast
On this cold December night. The snow outside will set the mood as I sing my song for you.
Sing my song. (Joe joins in) Sing my song for you.
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