Nico quotes from Sonny With a Chance

Nico

(to Grady) I told you there's no such thing as ghosts.

Grady

You play the mother, I play the baby. You play the stomach, I play the barf.

Nico

I thought you like playing the barf, bro.

Grady

No, I like playing the barf. It's the funniest thing that comes out of you, but you know.

Sonny

Hey guys. [holds her hand out]

Nico

Hello there. Nico. [kisses Sonny's hand] But you knew that.

Grady

Grady, but you knew that.

Sonny

And I'm Sonny! But I knew that!

Zora

There SHE Is!

Sonny

Hey, guys. Where have you been?

Grady

Where have we been? Where have you been?

Sonny

I asked you first.

Nico

What happened with Chad?

Sonny

Well, see, I went... [ turns on a hairdryer and its whirring loudly ] [inaudible ) - ( whirring stops ) - And that's why everything is okay.

Grady

Did you get back our stuff?

Sonny

(whirring loudly but Zora turns off the hairdryer)

Zora

Stop blowing and start talking.

Sonny

Well, interesting story.

Tawni

Did it go something like this? Blah Blah Blah Peace picnic! Blah Blah Blah Oh, I've got nothing.

Chad

(he and Sonny are the only ones left in musical chairs) Looks like it's just you, me, and one more thing you're not gonna get.

Sonny

You know, you're acting pretty confident for someone who's gonna lose!

Chad

Ha ha ha. At least I can act.

Sonny

Can you, Chad? Can you, really?

Nico

She's givin' it right back to him.

Tawni

We might actually win!

Yes! Yes! (music stops and Sonny trips) No!

Sonny

Ow! It's my ankle, it really hurts. I think something snapped.

Chad

(forgets the game) Oh, man... that looks really serious. We'd better get you to a doctor. Just take my hand.

Sonny

(grabs his hand then smiles and pulls him down, then jumps into the chair to win the game) Peace out, suckas!!

(cheers for Sonny)

Tawni

(hugs Sonny but then lets go shortly)

Chad

You tricked me!

Sonny

No... I was acting!

Chad

Not bad. Perhaps there's a spot for you on MacKenzie Falls... after Portlyn disappears in a mysterious ballooning accident.

Sonny

You know, over at the Falls they trust and support each other.

Grady

Did you hear it? She calls it the "Falls". The "Falls".

Tawni

Well, if you like the "Falls" so much, why don't you go back there?

Nico

Yeah, go over there and stick your head in the trust and support fountain.

Tawni

Good.

Sonny

Good.

Sonny

(drops the pen) Fine! You have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I mean other than the fact that we have to rehearse.

(agreeing with Sonny)

Sonny

But other than that you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves but comes back) Actually I forgot my jacket.

(laughing at how silly that Sonny forgot her jacket)

Sonny

Other than that, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! (leaves then comes back again) I don't even have a jacket!

(laughing again that Sonny doesn't even have a jacket)

Sonny

Now for the last time, you have seen the last of Sonny Munroe! I say, good day. (finally leaves)

Zora

This is hard for me to say but Sonny is blind!

(looks at her confused)

Nico

What do you mean she's blind?

Zora

Well he said she couldn't see me. And that could mean one thing: blind. Oh, and they got her all tied up in a bell tower!

Grady

How do you know?

Zora

Well I heard this loud chime.

Tawni

Are you sure it's not a gong in a meditation room?

Zora

Oh that's insane. I'm telling you. Something smells fishy.

Grady

This is like that episode of Mackenzie Falls where they-where they blinded that girl and brainwashed her.

(looks at him in shock)

Grady

(smiles nervously) Not that I watch it.

Nico

Not that I watch it either, but that was never really an episode.

Zora

Because this is really happening people!

Tawni

Wait, something else is happening. My palms are sweaty. My heart's racing.

Nico

I think you're caring.

Tawni

(confused) What?

Nico

For someone besides yourself.

Tawni

WHAT?! We have to stop that! We got to get Sonny back! Not for her but for me!

Zora

Well, I have a plan but you guys are going to have to trust me. (crouches down in a circle with Nico and Grady)

Tawni

Trusting, caring. It's all too much!

Grady

(pushes Tawni's head down)

Tawni

Whoa!

Zora

(tells them her plan)

Chad

You trust me, don't you?

Sonny

No, I don't think I do.

Chad

Of course you can. Wait, who is talking while I am acting?

Sonny

(looks around and acts like she did nothing)

Zora

Watch out for the security guard! He's ten feet tall, with arms like tree trunks and legs that...won't be back for ten minutes?

What?

Grady

Oh man! What are we going do for ten minutes?

Nico

Zora, do your thing.

Zora

(shocks Grady)

Grady

Owwww!!

Tawni

Let's do this thing!

Zora

Sonny!

Nico

We're now called "Loser Force Four"!

Sonny

Oww, you gave us a name!

Grady

You gave us a reason to give us a name.

Grady

We're at the "Falls". I'm felling dramatic.

Sonny

You missed me.

Tawni

I, experienced caring. It was awful.

Grady

We're here to apologize to you and ask you to come back.

Maybe she doesn't want to come back to you losers.

Nico

Loser? "Loser Force Four".

Chad

Whoa. Never saw a group of losers so proud to call themselves losers

Sonny

Well, you know what. I'm proud to call myself a loser too. Well, so I guess that makes us "Loser Force Five"!

Sonny

C'mon guys. (She whispers "Loser Force Five")

"Loser Force Five"!

Marshall

All right. Rehearsal for So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance. In 5, 4, 3.

Sonny

(wearing a blond wig) This is So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance! Flo!

Tawni

(comes out of a bathroom stall and dances awkwardly)

Sonny

Pia!

Zora

(comes out of another stall wearing a ballerina costume and dances)

Sonny

Agua!

Nico

(comes out of a stall and dances)

Sonny

And Wee Diddy!

Grady

(wearing gangster clothes and dances)

Sonny

What's up peeps? I know you're all flushed with excitement. Because we are streaming live across the world! The final votes have trickled in. We're about to find who will become number one at holding number one. Right after this (makes a hissing sound). So You Think You Can Pee Pee Dance is brought to you by water! (pours water in a cup)

Marshall

(claps) Great rehearsal guys. Now I need a pee pee break.

Marshall

All right. Places everyone! Places everyone! This is the final rehearsal for the Check It Out Girls sketch. And action!

Sonny

So check it out. Yesterday I got a manicure. Check it out. (shows her fingers to Tawni)

Tawni

Ooh! Check those out! Check you out!

Sonny

Yeah right?

Nico

Uh excuse me uh, could you check me out?

Sure!

Sonny

Check out his vest.

Tawni

His vest? Check out his boots.

Sonny

His boots? Check out his hair.

Nico

Uh, yeah I'm right here. I want you to check out my items alright?

Sonny

(scoffs) Check out your items? Check out his attitude!

Tawni

His attitude? Check out his breath.

Nico

You know what? Forget it! (leaves)

Grady

Excuse me? How about checking out my groceries?

Sure!

Sonny

Check out his cereal!

Tawni

Check out his tuna panini!

Grady

Alright drop the panini and give me all of your money! (points his finger in his jacket pocket)

Sonny

Check out greedy panini guy.

Tawni

Check out his finger in his jacket.

Sonny

Check out his jacket.

Tawni

Check out my jacket! (takes out her jacket)

Sonny

Oh my gosh! Check it out, I have the same jacket! (takes out her jacket)

Grady

I'm trying to rob ya here!

Tawni

Check out Mr. Pushy!

Sonny

Check out Mr. Pushy's pants.

Tawni

His pants? Check out Mr. Pushy's-

Grady

Ugh! Forget it! (leaves)

Sonny

Check it out, he was kinda cute.

Tawni

Check you out! He was a robber!

Sonny

Not a good one!

Tawni

Right? Maybe he'll come back tomorrow.

Sonny

Ooh! And then we could recheck him out!

Sonny

Check out dance?

Tawni

Check out dance.

Tawni

[holding up magazine showing MacKenzie Falls cast in cool places] And who do you see there? And there, and there, and there! [flipping through magazine]

Grady

Chad Dylan Cooper, and the cast of MacKenzie Falls.

Nico

Yeah, she's right we need to be seen in cool places.

Tawni

Yes, that's why we're going to a place so cool, so exclusive, so underground, it doesn't even exist.

Grady

We're going to Narnia?

Sonny

(Chad on the phone) Good!

Chad

Good!

Sonny

Good!

Chad

Good!

Sonny

Good and goodbye!

Sonny

(to the cast) Chad says "hi".

Tawni

What did he really say?

Sonny

Well, he said that all proms stink! They don't stink. You guys know that. (The cast looks confused) Oh my gosh, you don't know that! You've never been to a prom?

Tawni

I've been working since my first diaper commercial.

Zora

I'm eleven.

Nico

I was on the road doing my one man show.

Grady

"NICO".

Sonny

Well, we're gonna change all that. Because I'm thinking we can have our own prom!

Grady

You mean a prom sketch?

Sonny

No. Like a real prom. Dancing and twinkling lights and a really cool theme!

Nico

Girls.

Sonny

That's not a theme, Nico.

Nico

I know. I was just thinking about girls.

Sonny

And I'm thinking we have a really cool theme! Something fantastice, something magical, something we've all dreamed about.

Tawni

"Tawni Town"!

Sonny

(Chad on the phone) Hello.

Chad

Good.

Sonny

Well, Chad, you were right. All proms end in disaster.

Chad

Do they Sonny? Do they really? 'Cause sometimes I heard, you get to have that perfect dance, with that one special person. [takes out headphones] You're just going to have to settle for me.

Sonny

[giggles] This is sweet!

Chad

I have my moments.

Sonny

You gonna press play?

Chad

Oh right, sorry!

Nico

You had to ask Marshall.

Zora

Always gotta do everything by the book.

Sonny

Oh yeah? Is that what you think? (the cast waves "yes") Is that what you all think? (The cast says "yes") Well, I, just checked out a new book. And it's called "We're having a secret prom= by Sonny Munroe!

Nico

Are you suggesting...

Sonny

That's right. A secret prom.

Tawni

A secret prom?

Zora

A secret prom?

Nico

A secret prom?

Grady

A secr...

Sonny

Ok, I think we've said it enough times.

Sonny

How is this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshall?

Chad

It's all in the script.

Sonny

What script?!

Chad

(takes out Mackenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!

Sonny

(takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh! This is your plan? This isn't real! This is a show!

Chad

Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...

Nico

Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!

Chad

Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.

Sonny

And that gets the girl to break up with him...

Chad

Exactly!

Sonny

Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)

Chad

Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless you like the chewy tastes of worms...