How is this suppose to break up Bitterman and Marshall?
It's all in the script.
What script?!
(takes out Mackenzie falls script) Episode 319 of Mackenzie Falls! Bigfoot gets the girl, it's a classic!
(takes script away from Chad) Oh my gosh! This is your plan? This isn't real! This is a show!
Sonny, sometimes life imitates art! Okay? And this piece of art happens to be about a couple who takes a drive up Lookout Mountain for a romantic evening...
Yeah, and then Bigfoot comes out the woods and scares them!
Yeah, and the guy gets so freaked out, he runs away.
And that gets the girl to break up with him...
Exactly!
Oh my gosh...THAT IS THE WORST PLAN I'VE EVER HEARD FROM THE WORST SHOW I'VE NEVER SEEN! (Chad looks insulted)
Well, here come the lovebirds, so unless you like the chewy tastes of worms...
Sonny: Nico, put your head back on!
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