(walking to table with snacks with Selena following her) Can I help you?
No, no. Carry on.
(into tape recorder) Not a very good dancer.
What are you doing and why are you saying things about me into a recorder?
Well if I'm going to play you I want to play you honestly and realistically. (into tape recorder) Flat hair.
My hair is not flat!
(into tape recorder) Defensive about hair.
Would you stop?
Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I really like to get into my characters.
Oh, I know how you feel. One time I played a dog in a sketch. I got so into my character (laughs) I dug a hole in the backyard.
(laughs)
And then I ate my homework. Oh then I bit the mailman!
(laughs)
Well, if someone has to play me I'm glad it's Selena Gomez.
Aww, thank you.
If there's anything you want to know about me, just ask.
I just want to know...are you mad at me because I got the part and you didn't?
What? (high pitched) Girl, no. No.
(into tape recorder) Voice gets high when in denial.
(high pitched) I am not- (low pitched) I am not in denial. Look you don't know Chad. It's just...this is so typical of him. He just wants to push my buttons.
(into tape recorder) Has buttons.
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