MordecaiI didn't touch it.
Man, must be kinda glitchy.
Mordecai
That's what you get for $15.
Hey, but it worked! I can't believe it! Let me see it for a sec. Go back two months ago. (Rigby teleports two months ago and teleports back) Ha-ha! Awesome!
Mordecai
Dude, quit fooling around! Okay, what's the fast way we can fix my bad breath in the past? So that when I kiss Margaret, it's not bad.
Mordecai
Okay, yeah. We'll go back earlier in the night and just give my past self a mint. Two hours ago.
That's right. I'm the son of universe renowned gaming champion Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.!
Mordecai
Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?
No, it's because you blew him up! You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?
Mordecai
But that wasn't our fault.
Yeah. It was just a side effect for getting schooled so hard.
Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.
(sheds a tear) All is lost.
Thomas, stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already! (turns to Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr.) Kid's worthless am I right?
(Thomas yells and throws coffee at Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.'s face. Enraged, he kicks Thomas off the freeway)
(as Thomas falls to the ground, Gary's car swoops off after him, with Benson and Rigby still on the back. Pops, Skips and Mordecai watch over the edge)
Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now. (the villains gather) We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. MINIONS! BEHOLD!!! (holds up a crude drawing of him, thinking it's the contract)
BMBlonde Man
(with a British accent) Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face??
Mordecai
Hey, losers!
(Gary's car floats up from below the freeway. Thomas is clinging from the edge of the trunk)
Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face! know what I'm sayin'?
GBGarrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. & Sr.
NO!!!!!!
(Thomas signs the last missing spot and the paper glows yellow around his name. The contract takes off into mid air and flies to the portal, closing it. The freeway begins to crumble and crack as the villains fly back to where they came from, followed closely by the bits of destroyed freeway and unless they can hold on, the park workers, too. The Fergusons stand on the last remaining piece of freeway as terror reigns around them)
Junior! You just broke the universe record for disappointing your father! AUUUUUGH! (explodes)
(falls to his knees) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)
Hey! He's passing a movie theatre, Driver, Stop the bus! Let us off, Stop the bus!
[The Bus Driver just ignores her and turns up the music]
Ugh!, Mordecai the bus isn't stopping!
PGParty Guy 1
[elder voice] You can't stop now, the party's just getting started.
Mordecai
You don't looks so good man.
Yeah, How long get been here?
PGParty Guy 1
15… minutes. [He then disintegrates, and the 4 scream in shock]
[elder voice] Why did you put it in reverse?
Mordecai
[elder voice] It was the only thing I could think of!
[He looks at his hands, returning to the gang's real age] Guys, look!
[But the de-aging doesn't stop, since the bus is still in motion. The gang starts shrinking, turning them younger until they're kids again]
Mordecai
[younger voice] We gotta get off this bus!
[younger voice] Guys look, an emergency hatch!
[Eileen points at a hatch in the roof]
Mordecai
[younger voice] Come on, everybody up!
[Rigby opens the hatch. Mordecai lifts everyone on top of the bus, but when Mordecai finally gets out, he notices they all have turned into babies]
RMRigby/Margaret/Eileen
[younger voice] Now what?
Mordecai
[younger voice] We gotta jump! [The gang holds each other's hands, and then they all jump off of the bus, giggling] We did it! We got off the party bus.
MRMordecai/Rigby/Margaret/Eileen
[younger voice] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
[They all pop out of existence]
Mordecai
Dude, that story was lame!
Yeah, Benson, we're not even that dumb!
It's my story! I'll tell it how I want it!
Listen up, everyone. I got a story about Benson.
No, you don't! No more stories, Rigby!
TTTow Truck Guy
Party is just up ahead, chief.
Ha! See? Great. We're almost there.
Yeah, totally great. That means there's enough for me to tell the story to chose how dumb Benson is!
No, there isn't! Story time is over, Rigby!
Once upon a time, Benson was so dumb!
(turns red) Mordecai! Rigby!
Mordecai
Whoa, Benson, we're sorry!
At least we didn't give up, right?
Mordecai
Look, we judged the pie contest.
You're just mad we didn't quit and now you can't fire us.
MRMordecai & Rigby
No, you can't.
Yeah, I guess you're right. (Gives M&R litter picking supplies) Clean up this MESS or you're FIRED! (Walks away)
Rigby, she needs our support.
You heard her, Eileen. She wants to transfer colleges. What if we never see her again? (Then the words echo in Mordecai's mind and the tone gets lower. Mordecai starts to worry about never seeing Margaret ever again.) Right, Mordecai? Yo, Mordecai! Mordo, buddy, are you alright?
Mordecai
Guys, it's Margaret's last night of freedom! Let's surprise her with the biggest party of her life.
Mordecai
Whooooaaaaaa!
MRMordecai, Rigby and Eileen
T.G.I. Tuesday!
[Mordecai, Rigby, and Eileen duck a bit so their voices are kept down]
Mordecai
She gets off work at eight tonight, so we only have a few hours. First, let's get supplies.
MRMordecai, Rigby and Eileen
T.G.I. Tuesday.
Yep, the Parkside Lux. This ballroom used to host the most elegant balls in its day.
[Snickers, then Catra punches him] Ow!
CCatra
Stop it right now, or he'll take it all back!
Muscle Man, there is no way you're gonna pull this off.
I swear, I've done it, before.
MRMordecai and Rigby
Pffffft.
(Muscle Man lights up two gun lighters and lights up two fireworks. The two fireworks shoot up in the air, they bump and explode. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost watch the fireworks.)
MMMordecai, Muscle Man, and Hi-Five Ghost
Whooooa...
[The tiny spark from the fireworks itself lights up all the fireworks. They look back, and then the fireworks explode. All of the fireworks goes up and explode all at the same time. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost look at the fireworks, while all of this is going on, Benson appears on the scene. Benson looks at the fireworks exploding, and the grand finale explodes with the words "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!" Benson turns red, clearly enraged by what he has seen, he gets out the cart and goes up to them.]
(to Muscle Man) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
[angrily corners Muscle Man who backs away]WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT UP ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?!?!
Just hang on now, Benson! I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.
[grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!?!?! YOU JUST RUINED THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!
I know! I know! Just hear me out. I know a guy who's got the hookup on cheap fireworks.
[screaming in Muscle Man's face that blasts his hair]I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!!!! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE!!!!!!!!
Benson, trust me. This guy's stuff is quality. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.
[furiously throws Muscle Man to the ground]Alright, fine! But if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!! (Angrily drives Off)
Mordecai
Dude, you better be able to get those Fireworks.
This wasn't the deal! You guys were supposed to replace the ones that you set off this morning. That's it. I'm calling it off! You guys are all FIRED!
Alright, you guys. Somehow, you managed to top last year's firework show, so I guess I'm not gonna fire you.
MRMordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost
Yeah! / Alright.
In fact, I'm putting you 4 in charge of a very special job.
Oh, cool! What special job?
(turning red) REPLACING THE 3 FOOTBALL FIELDS WORTH OF GRASS YOU JUST BURNT!!!
[Benson and Skips walk away]
Don't worry. I know a guy who's got the hookup on real cheap sod.
Dudes! Dudes, I need your help!
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Chill out, Muscle Man.
Mordecai
Here ya go!
This isn't the time for soda! This "Starla" thing is freaking me out! I see her everywhere! In my soup, in my chicken nuggets, it's driving me crazy! If I don't get some help, I'm gonna call her and she's gonna dump me!
Mordecai
Dude, it's only for the weekend. We'll help you through this.
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