Benson Dunwoody quotes from Regular Show

Benson

You morons get back here and help me pick up my gumballs!

Benson

(Turning red) I'm the only one around here who hires and fires, so if you really don't wanna do your own job, I'd be glad to accommodate you! Otherwise, you're on toilet duty for the next THREE MONTHS! Unbelievable!

Benson

I don't care! Find someone to take care of these ducks right now and get back to work or you're fired.

Benson

Yeah? I guess?

Benson

[laughs] Are those guys cool? [ He laughs again]

Benson

Did I tell you two you could stop working? GET IN THE CART!

Benson

You still need to clean Skips' garage. There's a bunch of Pops' weird stuff in there that needs to go into storage. When you're done, you can have burgers, deal?

Benson

Yep, have fun you two. ( He then laughs and drives away)

Benson

Boy, somebody must not want burgers for lunch. (drives off)

Benson

Why are you guys just standing around? Get back to work!

Benson

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! (They begin to fight Holo-Mordecai and Holo-Rigby.) Nobody's going to eat anything until you finish cleaning the-

Benson

You know, you guys were right all along. These burgers are outstanding. (Eats the rest of the last burger) Oh, wait, you guys didn't get to have one. That's too bad, apparently they only make these once every 100 years. Which is about how long it will take you to finish cleaning out Skips' garage.

Benson

[looks in the box] Hey, where's my whole wheat donut?!

Benson

If you wanna hear some real drumming and not some artificial garbage, I'll be performing the legendary solo right before the concert.

Benson

Punching the walls isn't gonna grow it back! Trust me, I've tried.