Sherm quotes from Regular Show

Eileen

Your dad? Tell him I said hi!

Rigby

Eileen says hi.

Sherm

Hi, Eileen!

Barbera

Hi, Eileen!

Hi, Eileen!

Rigby

[whispering] No.

[whispering] Bro.

Sherm

Will you two pipe down?! I'm trying to polish my picture of my prized car.

Barbera

[enters the dining room with both Rigby and Don's dinner plates; cheerfully] What a surprise for you boys to drop in.

Sherm

"Drop in." Ha! You really think Rigby would just come to dinner? I know you just need something.

Barbera

[takes a seat at the table] Oh, hush, Sherm. [to her boys] So, how are things at work?

Great! We just picked up Cheezer's as a new client.

Sherm

That's our Donny!

Rigby

I ate at Cheezer's yesterday.

Sherm

That was a good update, Don.

Sherm

[trying to fix the tiny T.V.; groaning sulkily] Darn tiny T.V.! Can't fix it. Why can't you be more like your brother, the big T.V. downstairs?

Barbera

Sherm, I can't help but hear some metaphors in your insane ranting.

Sherm

Barb, you're killing me with this psycho babble.

Bye, Rigby.

Uh, good luck, man.

Sherm

Rigby… Oh, ho, ho, ho, Rigby. [to Eileen in the rear-view mirror] Eileen, close your ears. [Eileen puts on a pair of earmuffs; ratting out to Rigby, angrily, while driving down the mountain] I always knew you were a liar and a loser, but I never thought you'd be a thief! I guess I shouldn't be surprised. Seems like every day you find some new way to mess up our lives. And now, you found someone new to mess up their lives, too!

Rigby

[having to have heard that; sharply] What?!

Sherm

You heard me!

Eileen

LOOK OUT!

Rigby

Dad, I do stuff like this all the time. Just let me help!

Sherm

Of course you do stuff like this all the time! It's, uh… Uh… It's your fault we're here in the first place!

Rigby

Dad, stop! It doesn't matter if I ever get a big job or my G.E.D. You're still never gonna trust me, and that's on you! You're so focused on your car, you never noticed me growing up! Also, it's totally your fault 'cause you were the one driving and you weren't watching the road! Now, give me the wheel!

Sherm

No, it's my car! You'll crash it!

Rigby

Give it!

Sherm

Eileen, you too?

Eileen

I'm doing this for your own good, sir!

Sherm

[as Eileen pulls him away from the driver's seat] NO!

Rigby

Thanks, Eileen. [puts his seatbelt on and takes the wheel] I promise I won't mess this up.

Rigby

Eileen, did you have a good time?

Eileen

Oh, Rigby! That was the best and only prom I've ever been to! [happily hugs him]

Sherm

[doubtfully proud] What you did back there was really impressive, Rigby. I mean, it showed initiative. Maybe you have changed. So, uh… [shrugs] I guess you can borrow the car whenever you want.

Rigby

Thanks, Dad. Though, I probably should get a driver's license first.

Sherm

I don't understand why I had to put on a suit for this.

Barbera

Hush, Sherm!