Starla Gustmandottir-Sorrenstein quotes from Regular Show

Muscle Man

Oh, man. [picks up the phone] Starla would love this! [remembers he can't contact her and hangs up] Relax, Muscle Man. You gotta give your lady her space. [takes out a van magazine to read, a lady on one turns into Starla]

Starla

Mitch, why aren't you calling to tell me about this?

Muscle Man

[screams and tosses the magazine] Get it together, man! Get it together. [picks up a bag from Wing Kingdom; takes a tray of chicken nuggets out and dips one in sauce and hallucinates it as Starla] Huh?

I miss you, Mitch.

Are you trying to ignore me?!

Muscle Man

NO!

Oh, really? Then why haven't you called?

Muscle Man

But you said if I did, we'd have to break up! [looks out his window]

Mitch. I didn't mean it.

Call me.

Just pick up the phone.

Mitch, I miss you.

Mordecai

Muscle Man, don't do it! She'll break up with you!

Margaret

30 more seconds!

Mordecai

You promised her you'd wait!

Muscle Man

I've waited long enough! I don't wanna wait anymore! And I bet Starla doesn't wanna wait anymore either! STARLA!!! (glows brighter)

Starla

MITCH!!! (also glows brighter)

Mordecai

[interrupting] Muscle Dad is right! Finding the right person is hard. You know, for a while, I've been telling myself there's no such thing as soul mates, but now I'm not so sure. Look at Muscle Man and Starla. [pans to the couple as they look at each other] It's like they were designed for each other. [cuts to Mordecai with the wedding crowd in front of him] So where's my soul mate? Are they in this room? It could be anyone. [points towards Quips and Monica] Maybe it's you. [points at an old lady] Maybe it's that really old lady, I don't know!

Benson

[whispers angrily] Why are you talking?!

Mordecai

Oh, uh, right. My point is, I...

Mordecai

[stammers] I don't know if there's one perfect person out there for me, but I know that for a long time, I've been ignoring my gut. [cut to CJ, who’s look of shock turns into a glare] Because I didn't wanna hurt anyone, but instead of saving their feelings, it's just made everyone around me miserable. For the first time, I'm gonna take Rigby's advice. [walks over to CJ] CJ, I need to tell you--

CJ

[stands up in an embarrassed manner] Mordecai, just stop! I already know what you're gonna say, so save it.

Mordecai

I--

CJ

(tears welling) You don't know who your soul mate is?

CJ

(sighs) Here. (She hands him the charm bracelet from "Real Date") You didn't even point in my direction.

Mordecai

CJ!

Muscle Man

[angry] Yo, Mordo, if you're finished hijacking my wedding, is it okay if we get married now?

Starla

[angry] The sooner we finish this, the sooner we can start up these fryers!

Mordecai

Oh, uh, sorry. (runs off)