Margaret Smith quotes from Regular Show

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Scenes with Margaret Smith 22

Margaret

Hey, guys. What's with the cameras?

These? Um... we're making an indie documentary.

Margaret

Whoa, that's cool!

Yeah...it's pretty obscure...art-house stuff...

It's so indie, only one dude's gonna see it!

Margaret

What's it called?

Benson

[on mic] It's called "Slackers 2: The Return of Mordecai and Rigby To Their Jobs". [on watch] Break's over!

Uh, I guess we'll take two lattes.

Benson

TO GO!!

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If this doesn't take your mind off of Pops, nothing will.

What, coffee? Thanks, dude, but I don't see how...

(turns Mordecai's face to the other way) No, dude. Margaret.

Margaret

(While taking an order) So, that's 2 sandwiches and one soda.

(Mordecai does a love stare.)

Hmmm? Hmmm?

Alright.

(while shaking Mordecai) Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm? Hmmm?

(pushes Rigby) All right. It worked.

Margaret

Hey, guys! (Mordecai stares dreamily at her until seeing her face looks like Pops) Can I get you something to drink, Mordecai?

Aaaaargh! (runs away)

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Margaret

Hey, guys. Do you need any more-?

SSHHHHH! This is it.

TTV

Your weekend weather forecast. Hope you have your sunglasses ready.

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You probably shouldn't go, Margaret. I bet your boyfriend won't like you going out on a camping trip with you dudes.

Margaret

Ugh, what boyfriend? Not see anyone right now. Guys are jerks.

Gah, I know, right? Guys are the worst.

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MRMordecai and Rigby

Hey, Margaret.

Hey, is it true? Did you really move out of the house?

Yeah, we did! 'cause Benson got all rulesy!

We had no choice. It was either leave or live with some other dude with rules.

Margaret

Wow, Mordecai! I didn't know you were such a rebel.

Yep. You know me. Total rebel. [they both laugh]

MMargeret

Well, good night. [almost closes door, but Mordecai stops the action with his foot]

Actually, we don't have anywhere to sleep, so we were hoping you would let us camp out here tonight.

I wish I could, but, my manager has a rule about that kind of thing. [pans over to guy in white shirt. He sticks a paper to the window that reads, "get lost campers"] Sorry, guys.

It's cool. I'm sure we can find some place to crash that isn't so big on rules. Later!

Dude, this is getting intense... [Mordecai is disappointing]

[moans] No! More! RUUUUULES! [zoom out before an earthquake, followed by a gust, occurs, followed by a mysterious laugh]

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MEMargaret & Eileen

[unimpressed after the movie ends] What?

[amazed] Whoa! That was awesome!

Margaret

I can't believe you guys think that's cool.

Yeah. That movie was chauvinistic and also inaccurate.

I don't know. I heard that movie was based on a true story.

If this movie has taught us anything, and it definitely has, you only need one thing to get a girl's number… A sweet ride.

I mean, not necessarily. You could just, you know, ask a girl for it, Rigby.

Eileen, don't be so naive, that would never work.

Rigby's right. It's a known fact that wheels make you more attractive.

A known fact! I don't know how many times I've almost gotten a girl's number, then some guy in a muscle car would swing in and totally ruin my game.

[The girls laugh]

Margaret

Oh, guys. You're kidding, right?

Are you saying you wouldn't give us your number if we pulled up in some cool wheels?

Margaret

You dorks would never be able to get a girl's number cruising.

Oh, yeah?

Margaret

Yeah.

[hops onto the table] Let's bet on it!

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Margaret

Uh, yes? Who is this?

AMAnswering Machine

We intercepted two frauds trying to access your voicemail without your permission.

STSpool of Thread

The one who claims to have a complicated relationship with you.

Don't listen to them, Margaret!

Yeah, these guys are crazy!

Margaret

Mordecai? Rigby? [annoyed] Wait, you guys tried to hack into my phone?

It was an accident! We didn't know it was your phone!

Margaret

Yeah, right.

Well, we didn't know, but...

Margaret

But what? I can't believe you would do something like that! I totally misjudged you!

Dude, just come clean already.

(grunts) Okay, look. So I sat on my phone, and accidentally...

He called you with his butt!

Yeah. So I accidentally left you a voicemail with me singing this dumb song. (Mordecai scratching his neck) It's really embarrassing. So we tried to erase it before you heard it.

Margaret

You what? I want to hear the message!

Wait! Margaret, please!

Margaret

No, I want to hear it.

AMAnswering Machine

Play the message!

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So, what did you guys think?

Margaret

Yeah, you know, it was pretty good.

I think I'm gonna like the remake better.

They don't call it Crime Town for nothing, baby. (Mimicking machine gun sounds)

Well, I'm glad you liked it. I missed all the best parts 'cause you were trying to talk to me.

Dude, I still don't know what you're talking about. Like I said, it wasn't me.

Whatever.

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Margaret

(Mordecai walk to Margaret's car, and looks around for his personal item which turns out to be his wallet, Margaret has followed him to the car to check up on him) What's up?

I can't find my wallet.

Margaret

Oh, let's see... (She also joins Mordecai in the car, helping him look for his wallet, then she leans over the seat) Did you check the glove compartment?

Yeah, I checked there... (They realize that they are close to one another once again) already...

Margaret

Oh, ha...

Ha. (They stare at each other, Mordecai gulps, and leans in with Margaret joining in, and they kiss. Then Margaret opens her eyes and looks disgusted, and pushes Mordecai away) Oh, sorry, I shouldn't…

Margaret

No, it's fine. It's just…

What?

Margaret

Your breath is really bad.

Ahh! Oh, my gosh. (Reaches for the door handle to get out of the car)

Margaret

Wait, no! It's...

I'm sorry! (He exits out of the car to run back into the house) I'm sorry!

Margaret

Mordecai!

(Talking to Eileen) Yeah, you know, I came up with the name Morde-shakes, so...

(Runs to the door and goes inside) Morde-shakes are cancelled. Good night, Eileen.

Wait, what?

(He grabs Rigby's arm) I need to talk to you. Come on!

Whoa! (Mordecai runs inside the house grabbing Rigby, and the door closes)

Uh, good night?

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Margaret

Hey! He's passing a movie theatre, Driver, Stop the bus! Let us off, Stop the bus!

[The Bus Driver just ignores her and turns up the music]

Margaret

Ugh!, Mordecai the bus isn't stopping!

PGParty Guy 1

[elder voice] You can't stop now, the party's just getting started.

You don't looks so good man.

Yeah, How long get been here?

PGParty Guy 1

15… minutes. [He then disintegrates, and the 4 scream in shock]

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Margaret

[elder voice] Why did you put it in reverse?

[elder voice] It was the only thing I could think of!

[He looks at his hands, returning to the gang's real age] Guys, look!

Margaret

We're getting younger!

[But the de-aging doesn't stop, since the bus is still in motion. The gang starts shrinking, turning them younger until they're kids again]

[younger voice] We gotta get off this bus!

[younger voice] Guys look, an emergency hatch!

[Eileen points at a hatch in the roof]

[younger voice] Come on, everybody up!

[Rigby opens the hatch. Mordecai lifts everyone on top of the bus, but when Mordecai finally gets out, he notices they all have turned into babies]

RMRigby/Margaret/Eileen

[younger voice] Now what?

[younger voice] We gotta jump! [The gang holds each other's hands, and then they all jump off of the bus, giggling] We did it! We got off the party bus.

MRMordecai/Rigby/Margaret/Eileen

[younger voice] OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[They all pop out of existence]

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Rigby, she needs our support.

You heard her, Eileen. She wants to transfer colleges. What if we never see her again? (Then the words echo in Mordecai's mind and the tone gets lower. Mordecai starts to worry about never seeing Margaret ever again.) Right, Mordecai? Yo, Mordecai! Mordo, buddy, are you alright?

Guys, it's Margaret's last night of freedom! Let's surprise her with the biggest party of her life.

Dude, yeah!

That's a great idea!