A character in Regular Show
Thomas
Regular Show · 562 quotes
In 8 of the 562 quotes from Regular Show
Most scenes with: Rigby Riggerson (5), Mordecai (5), Benson Dunwoody (4)
Hello? (opens the door) Benson, hello? (knocks again) Is anybody here? [phone rings] Hey, Mom. Yeah, it's my first day at my new internship. No, I'm looking for them right now. Yeah, yeah, I met everybody yesterday and they all seem really cool. Yeah, it's gonna be a really easy way to get three credits. (explosions) Mom, hold on! (runs outside)
Okay, little dude, time to go to sleep.
No. I refuse!
What the!?
Wait, you can talk?
Of course I can, I am over 300 years old.
Wait — do your parents know?
NO, and let's keep it that way! I want to ride this baby thing out for a while longer, and before I slumber, I demand that we PLAY.
Well, okay... but you better go to sleep after that.
[reading thru The Hungry Hungry Soul-Sucking Deathworm]
"..And once all the souls were eaten, he took a nice long nap. The end." It's such a pretty good book.
No, wait — you forgot to pull the last tab.
Uhh...
PULL IT! THIS IS MY FAVORITE PART!
What's the point? The book's over, dude.
If you DON'T, I won't go to bed!
Everybody here?
Everybody except Fives.
Yeah, we should wait.
No time. Now you dudes should know this is gonna be dangerous. Ya wanna bail, I'll understand. [Thomas raises his hand] Yeah, Thomas?
Are we getting overtime for this?
NO!
Dude, it's not about overtime.
Okay, I'm tired of asking questions. So you're gonna tell me what's going on. Thomas, I know you know.
Huh? What?
I suggest you spill it!
Alright everybody, settle down!
Well, look who decided to chime in.
Okay, I'm gonna tell you what's going on, but you're not gonna like it!
WHAT!?!?
[Rigby whines while leaving his room and coming downstairs, where Thomas is watching the TV]
Thomas?
I'm Not gonna clean your room, dude.
[Rigby whines even more while Thomas tries to turn up the volume even more on the TV]
Bobby, why so glum?
Mom's having another baby and I have to share my room with it.
Another baby? Bummer, you should try 'Wall Buddy'! Wall Buddy lets you divide your space! Once! Twice! Even three times a room!
Whoa! Wall Buddy's awesome!
Buy now and you will receive Wall Buddy's voice activation at no additional charge!
[Bobby's baby brother is seen crying]
Wall Buddy, help me out!
[Wall Buddy makes a wall around Bobby's brother]
Wall Buddy!
Now my mom could have as many babies as she wants! Thanks, Wall Buddy!
[Bobby makes a wink ,which ends the commercial]
Great. Even that baby has his own room.
What happened?
The golden wishbone. We wished to come back home safe and sound, and it worked!
Well, almost. It didn't grant the part where our families would be here. [he and Mordecai both hang their heads down, sadly]
[running out of the house] Guys, guys! Remember when I said everyone wasn't coming? I was wrong! [Mordecai and Rigby's parents emerge from the house] I checked the departing flights instead of the arrivals.
[annoyed] Thomas!
Hey, Mordo!
Hi, son.
Is that grown man over there my Rigby?
Come here, Rigby.
[Mordecai and Rigby happily run up to them]
Mom! Pop!
It's so good to see you, guys. Except--
There's no food because we destroyed it all.
[chuckles] Well, that's what families are for. [opens the door, revealing a new Thanksgiving feast that's been prepared by all the families]
[surprised] Woah!
[holding out a turkey] Who's ready for some turkey?
[Later, all the performers, footballers and Thanksgiving characters, as well as some friends, have joined everyone for the feast]
[tapping a glass of water with a spoon trying to get everyone's attention] Ahem!
Oh? [shouting out to everyone] HEY, EVERYBODY! PIPE DOWN! [to his son; kindly] Go ahead, son.
I just wanna thank everyone for coming. Thanksgiving can be a hectic time for many. But to see everyone here makes it all worth it in the end. Mordecai and Rigby, would you please stand up? [Mordecai and Rigby do so] I know you guys aren't perfect, pretty much all the time. But I want you to know that I'm proud of you. You saved Thanksgiving! And for that, I raise my glass. Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
Happy Thanksgiving!
[through walkie-talkie] Bad news! Benson, come in!
[on walkie-talkie] This better be important. I'm in the middle of something.
It's the statue! It's gone!
What?! [cut to the gang standing in front of where the statue of Curtis Montgomery has been stolen; throws his clipboard on the ground, angrily] Ugh! I can't believe Gene did it again!
Wait, who's Gene?
Gene's the prank obsessed manager from our rival park. Every year, he and his goons steal the statue of Curtis Montgomery, and we have to go recover it.
Wait, who's Curtis Montgomery?
He's the park's founder. [shows him a postcard picture of Curtis Montgomery punching a bear in 1851]
Huh. So, how can I help?
Thomas, you're just an intern. You're not necessary in this one. Besides, we already have a backup plan. Suit up, you guys, we're going with Operation Alien Strike Force.
Yes! I knew we'd do one of mine eventually.
Can I come at least?
Well, we only have enough costumes for the six of us.
Plus, there's no time to brief you and this plan is air tight! You'll just be dead weight.
[Everyone runs off, except for Thomas and Benson]
Just go take a seat in my office and wait for me there, okay? I still need to talk to you when we get back.
I am necessary. I just need to prove it.
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