Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.That's right. I'm the son of universe renowned gaming champion Garrett Bobby Ferguson, Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.!
Is this just because we beat your dad's universe record?
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
No, it's because you blew him up! You think you can just go around exploding people's dads?
But that wasn't our fault.
Yeah. It was just a side effect for getting schooled so hard.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
Silence! Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr. was a kind, loving father, with a heart as big as his head, and he's gone because of you.
(sheds a tear) All is lost.
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
Thomas, stop thinking about things and bring us the coffee already! (turns to Garrett Bobby Ferguson Sr.) Kid's worthless am I right?
(Thomas yells and throws coffee at Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.'s face. Enraged, he kicks Thomas off the freeway)
(as Thomas falls to the ground, Gary's car swoops off after him, with Benson and Rigby still on the back. Pops, Skips and Mordecai watch over the edge)
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
Hmm, alright, gather round, gather round now. (the villains gather) We'll just tear this thing up and get this war back on. MINIONS! BEHOLD!!! (holds up a crude drawing of him, thinking it's the contract)
BMBlonde Man
(with a British accent) Uh, is that a drawing of you with a butt for a face??
(Gary's car floats up from below the freeway. Thomas is clinging from the edge of the trunk)
Should have checked the fine print when we switched the contract in front of yo' face! know what I'm sayin'?
GBGarrett Bobby Ferguson Jr. & Sr.
NO!!!!!!
(Thomas signs the last missing spot and the paper glows yellow around his name. The contract takes off into mid air and flies to the portal, closing it. The freeway begins to crumble and crack as the villains fly back to where they came from, followed closely by the bits of destroyed freeway and unless they can hold on, the park workers, too. The Fergusons stand on the last remaining piece of freeway as terror reigns around them)
Junior! You just broke the universe record for disappointing your father! AUUUUUGH! (explodes)
Garrett Bobby Ferguson Jr.
(falls to his knees) NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! (explodes)
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