Skips quotes from Regular Show

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Skips

Uh, which one's the internet?

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Skips

No, he's not. We have to go back to the donut shop.

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Skips

Everyone eat the rest of the whole wheat donut!

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Ha-ha-ha! We did it! Yeah! Hey, that's mine!

Nope. You sent him to the moon, so the least you can do is give him your keyboard. Right, Skips?

Skips

Right. (Smashes the piano.)

MRMordecai and Rigby

Aww!

And let's have it.

What?

(Turning red) THE $40 YOU TWO CONNED OUT OF ME WITH THAT STUPID KEYBOARD CRAP! I know you still got it. Now give it back. (Rigby sighs then they give Benson the $20) NOW CLEAN UP THIS MESS OR YOU'RE FIRED! Ugh, can you believe this?

Skips

No. (Door Shuts)

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MRMordecai and Rigby

Hey, Skips...

We have a problem.

Skips

Unicorns?

How'd you know?

Skips

They peed on my lawn.

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Skips

You guys know what to do, right?

MRMordecai and Rigby

Yeah.

(to the unicorns) Hey, Rigby, weren't we supposed to race some unicorns and not a bunch of losers?!

UUnicorns

(Shouting all at once) BROS!! BROS!! BROS!!

Horseless carriages...

UUnicorns

(Chanting "Bros")

Commence!

(The unicorns race off into the distance while chanting "Bros")

Skips

This is how you get rid of unicorns.

(Skips presses a button that forms a ramp on the ground, shooting the unicorns up into the sky, still chanting "Bros")

But what if they come back?

They ain't coming back. (presses button)

(The unicorns and their car explode, leaving behind stars and sparkles)

MRMordecai and Rigby

Cooooooool!

That's the only way to get rid of unicorns.

(Scene cuts to daytime, with a close-up of a hand turning a valve and Water is shown flying from a hose. Benson is hosing down Mordecai and Rigby, who are screaming after getting soaked)

(furiously) I can't believe you idiots let those unicorns in here! You two morons had better get this mess cleaned up, or you'll wish it was YOU DRIVING THAT CAR!

The unicorn one? (Benson sprays Rigby with the hose and Rigby falls over screaming) COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!

(to Mordecai) And YOU!

(Mordecai screams, shaking in fear)

Quit spraying that cologne! It's not gonna get you any ladies! Idiots... [walks away]

Wanna go, bro?

Strong Johns?

Yeah.

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What just happened?

We need your help to prank the Master Prank Caller.

Who?

Skips

Why did you prank him?

(The telephone rings)

I'll take care of this. [Answers the telephone] Hello?

MPMaster Prank Caller

Nice ride, but I prefer mine better.

MSMordecai's Voice

Hello?

MPMaster Prank Caller

This is the Master Prank Caller telling you—

MSMordecai's Voice

Hello?

MPMaster Prank Caller

I said, this is the Master Prank—

MSMordecai's Voice

Hello? I-I'm sorry, I can't hear you.

MPMaster Prank Caller

[frustrated] I SAID, THIS IS THE MASTER PRANK CALLER!!

MSMordecai's Voice

Hello? Hello, are you there?

MPMaster Prank Caller

RRRGH!!! [WOOSH] I SAID—!!

MSMordecai's Voice

Ha ha! Just kidding! You just got pranked, loser! [BEEP]

MPMaster Prank Caller

NNNOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Now!

[Skips, Mordecai, Benson and Pops, jump on the Master Prank Caller and grab him by the arms and legs]

Now, Rigby! Hit the power button!

Who's the best prank caller now, jerk-dish? [Rigby presses the power button on the Master Prank Caller]

MPMaster Prank Caller

No! NO! NOOOO! [Falls down on the ground, knocked out]

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Skips

You wrote lies in the Book of Park Records?

Maybe…

Yeah, well… You're the one who made me stop writing. There was gonna be a super sweet ending with bazookas, and explosions, and a heli--

Rigby, the book! If everything we write in the book come true then all we got to do is… [gasps]

BBoth

We gotta find Benson.

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I can't find Pops! Did you see him?

Skips

No! I checked everywhere!

Muscle Man! Have you seen Pops at all today?

Yeah. And you know who else has seen Pops today?

Who? Your mom?

I wasn't gonna say that!! Why does everyone always think I'm going to say "my mom"?! I saw Pops earlier by the playground with those two losers.

Oh, great. Mordecai and Rigby found him first.

Skips

We better find him quick!

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[reads Darthon manual] "Your party walks down a long hallway and reaches a locked door. What do you do?"

I smash it open with my war claw! Then, a bunch of ladies come out and they're all, "Ooh, Muscle Man! Quit pinching my butt with your war claw!"

[reads] "Roll the 50-sided die to see if you unlock the door."

Skips

All we have is a 48-sided die and two marbles.

Close enough. [Muscle Man chucks the die and marbles]

Huh! [the die and marbles roll onto the floor] Did it work?

Uhh... I don't think so.

This blows!

Mordecai, Mordecai! [western accent] Well, I reckon I'd like a turn now!

Cyborg cowboys take three days to awaken from hypersleep. Sorry, Pops.

Oh...

Skips

Can't he cast a saving throw?

U-uh...

What does all this stuff mean? Are we even IN Darthon yet?

Uhh...

Or is that just an artifact or something?

Uhh... [shuts book] "Your party is suddenly ambushed by a flock of man-bats!" Skips the Mighty gets first strike.

Skips

[rolls die and marbles] Hi-yah!

Let's see. Pirate samurai have +2 constitution, -3 charisma, divide by number of geese... Do we have a protractor?

I'm outta here.

Worst game night ever!

Aah!! Dude, they're RIGHT! This game sucks!

Let's get our money back.

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Skips

Yeah, I've seen this before. Hold still. [holds floating Rigby and punches him]

[painfully] Oww! What was that for?!

Skips

You're not thinking about the song anymore, are you?

[enraged] It's not funny- [floats again, goes back to normal] -see and it didn't even work.

Skips

Look, seriously, I don't know what's wrong with you. Just sleep it off, you'll probably forget about it in the morning.

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Okay, song, song... [plays three notes] Okay, we'll just repeat that. And lyrics, go.

Uh, Summertime loving.

[facepalms] No, dude, come on. Give me something I can use. What do you like?

Partying! Macaroni! Oh! Naps! I love naps!

Alright, good enough.

Skips

Okay, I'm here. And I brought my bass.

Wait, how did you-

Skips

I know everything, remember?

MRMordecai and Rigby

Woah...!

Skips

I'm just yankin' ya. I was on the can and I heard your plan.

MRMordecai and Rigby

Ugh!

Skips

Let's roll.

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Yoo-hoo! Mordecai! Rigby!

BBoth

Hey, Pops! Hey, Skips!

Skips

You think you want some chips with that cheese?

Oh, yeah, I guess we overdid it with the cheese, huh? HYAH!! (SPLAT!!)

[all laugh]

Are you supposed to be working at the snack bar today?

Do us a solid and cover for us?

Skips

You shouldn't abuse the power of the solid. Bad things will happen.

Can you at least pretend you didn't see us?

Skips

Okay, but you owe me a solid. [drives off]

We should probably get outta here.

Do me a solid and buy me a cup of coffee?

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Hey! Let me tell you guys something. This guy.. this guy right here is SO strong. He could take anyone of you OUT in arm-wrestling.

Skips

Nah, nah...

Skips! SKIPS! I am your boss!! And as your boss, I order you to arm-wrestle me.