Muscle Man, there is no way you're gonna pull this off.
I swear, I've done it, before.
Pffffft.
Watch me!
(Muscle Man lights up two gun lighters and lights up two fireworks. The two fireworks shoot up in the air, they bump and explode. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost watch the fireworks.)
Whooooa...
Oh, wow.
[The tiny spark from the fireworks itself lights up all the fireworks. They look back, and then the fireworks explode. All of the fireworks goes up and explode all at the same time. Mordecai, Rigby, Muscle Man and Hi-Five Ghost look at the fireworks, while all of this is going on, Benson appears on the scene. Benson looks at the fireworks exploding, and the grand finale explodes with the words "HAPPY 4TH OF JULY!" Benson turns red, clearly enraged by what he has seen, he gets out the cart and goes up to them.]
(to Muscle Man) WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!
We were just—
[angrily corners Muscle Man who backs away]WHY WOULD YOU LIGHT UP ALL THE FIREWORKS BEFORE THE BIGGEST EVENT OF THE YEAR?!?!
Just hang on now, Benson! I know this looks bad, but I can fix it.
[grabs Muscle Man by the shirt] Fix it?! FIX WHAT?!?!?! YOU JUST RUINED THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!
I know! I know! Just hear me out. I know a guy who's got the hookup on cheap fireworks.
[screaming in Muscle Man's face that blasts his hair]I DON'T WANT CHEAP FIREWORKS!!!! THAT STUFF YOU JUST BLEW UP WAS TOP OF THE LINE!!!!!!!!
Benson, trust me. This guy's stuff is quality. I'll pay for it out of my own pocket.
[furiously throws Muscle Man to the ground]Alright, fine! But if you guys aren't back before the show starts at sundown, YOU'RE FIRED!!!!!!!!!!! (Angrily drives Off)
Dude, you better be able to get those Fireworks.
This wasn't the deal! You guys were supposed to replace the ones that you set off this morning. That's it. I'm calling it off! You guys are all FIRED!
Alright, you guys. Somehow, you managed to top last year's firework show, so I guess I'm not gonna fire you.
Yeah! / Alright.
In fact, I'm putting you 4 in charge of a very special job.
Oh, cool! What special job?
(turning red) REPLACING THE 3 FOOTBALL FIELDS WORTH OF GRASS YOU JUST BURNT!!!
[Benson and Skips walk away]
Don't worry. I know a guy who's got the hookup on real cheap sod.
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