Rigby Riggerson quotes from Regular Show

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And that's why we don't have tickets for wrestling because all you can think about is Benson's crank.

Rigby

(after beating Skips at arm wrestling) HATERS GONNA HATE!

Rigby

Muscle Man, get closer to that Info Booth! [hangs onto High-Five's arm while getting a map from the Info Booth]

Rigby

There it is!

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Hmm-hmm. Step off! Step off! You don't want none of this!

Rigby

Welcome to the Brain Max system. Instructions: Take one tablespoon a day. Do not take it pregnant or one hour after heavy thinking. Will see results in thirty to forty days? What?! I'll just drink a month's worth of doses, I mean it doesn't say not to. [drinks the Brain Max. The bottle says "Use Only As Directed]

Rigby

To being stupid. Bottoms up.

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YOU THINK YOU'RE SO SMART DON'T YOU!? "OH LOOK AT ME, I'M SKIPS, I KNOW EVERYTHING BECAUSE I'M SO OLD!" LET ME TELL YA HOW TO FIX YOUR PROBLEMS IN A REALLY LAME WAY! WELL YA KNOW WHAT I THINK!? [angrily grabs Skips] YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN'! YOU DON'T KNOW NOTHIN! [drops him]

Rigby

I hope this works.

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Heh. You mean you're going take that trash to your face.

Rigby

Hmm hmm. Hmm!

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Really? (Mordecai opens the garage door. The garage is piled to the ceiling with clutter)

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It's says, "Hologram 9000".

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Dude, holograms! What if we use it to make holograms of ourselves and put them in here so that Benson thinks we're working?

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Eeeeyaaghhyrrerrohdough! (Rigby screams in pain before the lasers move off)