Sarge, Church and others in “Why Were We Here? (Episode 100)”

Sarge

Jolly good day, Mr. Caboose. We be having a prisoner for you, we do.

I thought you had a pirate accent?

Sarge

Argh, I'm not very consistent. Yarg!

Hello Church, you must be very happy to see me.

Yeah, of course. I'm so happy I wanna fuckin puke.

Hey what's up,

Hey who the fuck are you? Sister?

Yes I'm Sister, Church's twin brother. I crashed here on a spaceship from the moon. And now I live with Caboose and the people from the tail end of the spaceship live on the other side of the island.

What the fuck? That's wrong in like eight different ways.

Yeah, I know...Tell me about it.

Caboose, seriously, do you pay attention to anything that happens?

New Church is my new best friend now.

I'd argue with that too, but...What's the point.