RSRed Soldier
Any last words?
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Red Soldier
Red vs Blue · 504 quotes
In 7 of the 504 quotes from Red vs Blue
Most scenes with: Sarge (4), Caboose (3), Blue Soldier (3)
Lines by Red Soldier 1
Scenes with Red Soldier 6
[Camera goes back to both Sarge and Caboose]
Caboose, I have a veery bad feeling ab-[Sarge notices the trumpet playing again]...What's that?
[Blues come running out of their base, firing weapons madly in all directions]
BSBlue Soldiers
Chaaarge! Chaaaarge! Yeaaaah! Woo-hoo!
[Red Soldiers run out of their base, also firing their weapons madly in all directions screamin taunts]
Come on Caboose! We got to get to higher ground!
Yeah, I love reloading, I love to reload!
[Red Soldier pops up and hits him in the back of the head]
Oh! Back of the head! Tell my girlfriend that I love her...
RSRed Soldier
She's my girlfriend now bitch!
Come on Caboose! [Sarge and Caboose climb a ladder to a cliff above]
[From their new vantage point, Caboose and Sarge view the scene below them: Multiple reds and blues shooting non-stop at each other]
VSVarious Soldiers
Yeah, get some! You want some!?
Sarge, I am scared of our new friends.
Ah, sonny-bo-no, what's going on here?
[Trumpet plays once and a Red carrying a blue flag runs out of the blue base]
Stop fighting, stop fighting everyone, stop fighting! [everyone stops shooting and looks at him]
RSRandom Soldier
You all look alike to me!
Everyone, everyone, look unto me! I possess the blue flag!
RSRed Soldier
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!
I have seen the top of the mountain! And you will worship me as though I were a god!
[Four Blue soldiers run in and kill him]
I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream!
[The Reds and Blues look between the dead Zealot and each other a few times and continue to shoot at each other]
[A red soldier runs up behind a blue and kills him]
RSRed Soldier
Oh yeah! Oh no!
[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]
BSBlue Sniper
Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!
Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?
RSRed Soldier
The only good blue is a dead blue!
RSRed Soldier
Christ, this water's cold!
RBRed and Blue Soldiers Alternating, while shooting over a rock at each other
Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!
[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]
RSRed Soldier
Weak! You took my kill!
RRRocket Red Soldier
I didn't see your name on it!
[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]
RSRocket Soldier
Oh, you fucking camping bitch!
BCBlue Camper
It's a legitimate strategy!
[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]
BCBlue Camper
Whoa!
RSRed Sniper
Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!
BCBlue Camper
What do you mean?
RSRed Sniper
I'm coming out!
BCBlue Camper
Okay, I'm coming out too!
[The two meet in the middle of the creek]
BCBlue Camper
What did you mean we could work as a team?
[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]
RSRed Sniper
I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!
I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif.
I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, he can handle anything!
[Sarge and Caboose's negotiation fails and the grunts continue to kill each other]
Caboose, I give up...
Wait! I can make them listen. I can beat them!
Son, What are you talkin' about?
O'Malley taught me how to be mean! I just have to (grunting) concentrate, on, bad, things, like milk! No, wait, red... Red Bull!
Son, I think you may have lost it. O'Malley is not inside your head anymore! He infected the Doc!
No, I can feel him! I just need to get angry and say, mean, things, like Your, brain, is, a mountain, of hatred!
I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually miss Grif...But here it is.
Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, cov-ered in spikes! That makes, me, angry!
[Caboose lets out a primal scream as he leaps down among Battle Creek players]
Yearh!
[He lands]
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!
It's the beast! The anti-flag, come to live among us and rule us for seven years! The end is nigh! [gets killed by "Evil Caboose"] Dyhurg!
[killed] Yikes!
RSRed Soldier
[killed] Yowzaa!
RBRed, Blue, Red Soldiers
[they are standing in a row, Caboose mows them dow with sniper rifle] Ow! Wee! Wow!
GGrif
Yeah: you guys suck!
RSRed Soldier
Ready, aim...
Killed by our own men, couldn't see this coming.
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GGrif
Yeah, what?
What in hell are you two doing?
We're being executed by our own men, sir.
Well cut it out, I need you guys to come with me. Command has a secret mission for us.
RSRed Soldier
Who the hell is this guy?
Ahh, what is this? Insubordination? Hi-yah! [Smashes the soldier in the face] Come on you two, let's get a move on. Where's your commanding officer?
He's right there. [Motions toward Grif]
Where? Behind Grif?
Sergeant Grif is our CO, sir.
Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif? That's a disturbing coincidence.
No no, listen to me. Grif is our commander, he was promoted to Sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.
But who's in charge?
Sergeant Grif!
Okay, see, I hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense... Did you have a stroke?
Grif is a Sergeant! He's the same rank as you now!
That's what I'm talking about, where is he?
He's right there! [Motions toward Grif again]
...So, he's invisible?
GGrif
Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.
[The Red soldier gets back up]
RSRed Soldier
Does this mean we get a new Sergeant now? Awesome, cause this one sucks!
[Sarge smashes the soldier in the back of the head]
Yah! Never talk that way about a superior!
GGrif
Did Sarge just call me superior? I heard it! Simmons is a witness.
I don't even want to get involved...
What the hell's goin on in this base?! Insubordination! Invisible Sergeants!
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