[A red soldier runs up behind a blue and kills him]
Oh yeah! Oh no!
[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]
Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!
Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?
The only good blue is a dead blue!
Christ, this water's cold!
Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!
[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]
Weak! You took my kill!
I didn't see your name on it!
[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]
Oh, you fucking camping bitch!
It's a legitimate strategy!
[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]
Whoa!
Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!
What do you mean?
I'm coming out!
Okay, I'm coming out too!
[The two meet in the middle of the creek]
What did you mean we could work as a team?
[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]
I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!
I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif.
I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, he can handle anything!
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