RZRed Zealot
Stop fighting, stop fighting everyone, stop fighting! [everyone stops shooting and looks at him]
RSRandom Soldier
You all look alike to me!
RZRed Zealot
Everyone, everyone, look unto me! I possess the blue flag!
It's more beautiful than I ever imagined!
RZRed Zealot
I have seen the top of the mountain! And you will worship me as though I were a god!
[Four Blue soldiers run in and kill him]
RZRed Zealot
I regret nothing! I lived as few men dare to dream!
[The Reds and Blues look between the dead Zealot and each other a few times and continue to shoot at each other]
[Sarge and Caboose's negotiation fails and the grunts continue to kill each other]
Wait! I can make them listen. I can beat them!
Son, What are you talkin' about?
O'Malley taught me how to be mean! I just have to (grunting) concentrate, on, bad, things, like milk! No, wait, red... Red Bull!
Son, I think you may have lost it. O'Malley is not inside your head anymore! He infected the Doc!
No, I can feel him! I just need to get angry and say, mean, things, like Your, brain, is, a mountain, of hatred!
I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually miss Grif...But here it is.
Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, cov-ered in spikes! That makes, me, angry!
[Caboose lets out a primal scream as he leaps down among Battle Creek players]
[He lands]
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!
RZRed Zealot
It's the beast! The anti-flag, come to live among us and rule us for seven years! The end is nigh! [gets killed by "Evil Caboose"] Dyhurg!
RBRed, Blue, Red Soldiers
[they are standing in a row, Caboose mows them dow with sniper rifle] Ow! Wee! Wow!
I need you to run right at O'Malley.
And shank him with my shiv?
No, when he blows you up with a rocket, try to see if you can get your dismembered limbs and guts to clog the barrels of his rocket launcher.
It's a remote chance, I know, but it's worth a shot.
(Catching the two behind a rock) OBLIVION IS AT HAND! HA HA!
(Points the rocket launcher at them) Cover your ears guys. This thing is really loud.
Not so fast O'Malley! (Everyone turns to Simmons) Maybe we can't stop you, but I know who can! (A teleporter comes from nowhere, letting in the Zealot Solders)
BSBlue Solders
ALRIGHT, NEW LEVEL! YEAH!
AZAll the Zealot Solders
YAHOO! YAHOO! YEAH!
Hey guys, you want your flag? (All the zealots turn to Simmons) He's the one who has it! (Screen panel turns to O'Malley)
RZRed Zealot
(Zealots turn to O'Malley) The crusade has begun! Our hour of glory is now at hand! Let all who would stand against us be washed in our divine light! (All the Zealots shoot at O'Malley)
NO, GET, GET AWAY FROM ME! NO, MY POWER IS DROPPING, STOP, DOWN!
We need to disarm Church's bomb Sarge.
(Church gets struck by lightning) Yow woo hoo hoo! (Reds run up to Church)
Hold still son, this will just take a second. (Sarge kneels down to Church's crotch)
Seriously, don't you ever install anything above the waist? (Sarge pops up again)
OH NO! That last lightning bolt fused the detonator! There's no way to turn this thing off!
Impossible. I specifically designed it so I wouldn't be able to defuse it.
In case I fell into the wrong hands, and was brainwashed to help the blues.
You just had to get one last ass kiss in before we die, didn't you?
ZSZealot Solders
("tea-bagging" O'Malley) HUP HUP HUP!
NO, NOT, THAT'S DISGUSTING, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
ZSZealot Solder
Let me try, let me try, heh heh heh, take that dude!
Church, (Tucker points a rocket launcher at Church) there's only one thing I can do.
There's only twenty seconds left!
If I blow you up before the bomb goes off, there's at least a small chance the rest of us will live.
But the rocket will kill me!
YOU'RE GOING TO DIE ANYWAY WHEN THE BOMB GOES OFF!
Hey, what can I tell you pal? Misery loves company.
Aw man, this blows, you guys suck. (Tucker suddenly gets shot at the side)
WHAT THE HELL?! (Screen panel shows Agent Wyoming with a sniper)
Sorry Privet Tucker, but I always get my man. Say good bye.
Uh, guys, I hate to interrupt but, zero seconds.
Uh oh. (Church's bomb makes a series of beeps and dial noises)
What? Oh, son of a b- (Camera pans out to show the entire map, a small explosion is seen, then the camera fades to white)
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