[Camera goes back to both Sarge and Caboose]
Caboose, I have a veery bad feeling ab-[Sarge notices the trumpet playing again]...What's that?
[Blues come running out of their base, firing weapons madly in all directions]
BSBlue Soldiers
Chaaarge! Chaaaarge! Yeaaaah! Woo-hoo!
[Red Soldiers run out of their base, also firing their weapons madly in all directions screamin taunts]
Come on Caboose! We got to get to higher ground!
BSBlue Soldier
Yeah, I love reloading, I love to reload!
[Red Soldier pops up and hits him in the back of the head]
BSBlue Soldier
Oh! Back of the head! Tell my girlfriend that I love her...
She's my girlfriend now bitch!
Come on Caboose! [Sarge and Caboose climb a ladder to a cliff above]
[From their new vantage point, Caboose and Sarge view the scene below them: Multiple reds and blues shooting non-stop at each other]
VSVarious Soldiers
Yeah, get some! You want some!?
Sarge, I am scared of our new friends.
Ah, sonny-bo-no, what's going on here?
[Trumpet plays once and a Red carrying a blue flag runs out of the blue base]
[A red soldier runs up behind a blue and kills him]
[The soldier gets killed by a sniper shot to the head]
BSBlue Sniper
Head shot! [The sniper gets hit by a rocket] Oh! You rocket whore!
BSBlue Soldier
Yeah! You want some!? I got some for you! How 'bout you?
The only good blue is a dead blue!
Christ, this water's cold!
RBRed and Blue Soldiers Alternating, while shooting over a rock at each other
Hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, ho, hey, YO!
[The Blue soldier gets hit by a rocket]
RRRocket Red Soldier
I didn't see your name on it!
[As the Rocket Soldier runs past a rock, he gets shot and killed by a blue hiding behind the rock]
RSRocket Soldier
Oh, you fucking camping bitch!
BCBlue Camper
It's a legitimate strategy!
[The blue runs away, and when he runs out from behind a rock, he almost gets hit by a sniper shot]
RSRed Sniper
Damn! Hey Blue, we're the only two left, let's work together!
BCBlue Camper
What do you mean?
RSRed Sniper
I'm coming out!
BCBlue Camper
Okay, I'm coming out too!
[The two meet in the middle of the creek]
BCBlue Camper
What did you mean we could work as a team?
[The Red Sniper smashes his rifle into the Blue Camper's head, killing him]
RSRed Sniper
I bash you in the head with my rifle, and you die! Good teamwork, you fucking noob! Good game! Good game everybody, GG man, GG! [The Sniper dies with no cause] Blah!
I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw, or what this place is, or where in the hell O'Malley is! My only choice is to blame Grif for coming up with such a flawed plan. Stupid, stupid Grif.
I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. Church can handle this, he can handle anything!
[Sarge and Caboose's negotiation fails and the grunts continue to kill each other]
Wait! I can make them listen. I can beat them!
Son, What are you talkin' about?
O'Malley taught me how to be mean! I just have to (grunting) concentrate, on, bad, things, like milk! No, wait, red... Red Bull!
Son, I think you may have lost it. O'Malley is not inside your head anymore! He infected the Doc!
No, I can feel him! I just need to get angry and say, mean, things, like Your, brain, is, a mountain, of hatred!
I never thought I'd reach the moment in my life when I actually miss Grif...But here it is.
Now, I, am, thinking, about... kittens! Guh, kit-tens, cov-ered in spikes! That makes, me, angry!
[Caboose lets out a primal scream as he leaps down among Battle Creek players]
[He lands]
My name is Michael J. Caboose, and I hate babies!
It's the beast! The anti-flag, come to live among us and rule us for seven years! The end is nigh! [gets killed by "Evil Caboose"] Dyhurg!
BSBlue Soldier
[killed] Yikes!
RBRed, Blue, Red Soldiers
[they are standing in a row, Caboose mows them dow with sniper rifle] Ow! Wee! Wow!
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