Yeah, what?
What in hell are you two doing?
We're being executed by our own men, sir.
Well cut it out, I need you guys to come with me. Command has a secret mission for us.
Who the hell is this guy?
Ahh, what is this? Insubordination? Hi-yah! [Smashes the soldier in the face] Come on you two, let's get a move on. Where's your commanding officer?
He's right there. [Motions toward Grif]
Where? Behind Grif?
Sergeant Grif is our CO, sir.
Your Sergeant has the same name as Grif? That's a disturbing coincidence.
No no, listen to me. Grif is our commander, he was promoted to Sergeant when you refused to relocate with us.
But who's in charge?
Sergeant Grif!
Okay, see, I hear you saying words, but it's like they don't match up in a way that makes sense... Did you have a stroke?
Grif is a Sergeant! He's the same rank as you now!
That's what I'm talking about, where is he?
He's right there! [Motions toward Grif again]
...So, he's invisible?
Dude, I don't think he's physically capable of understanding what you're telling him.
[The Red soldier gets back up]
Does this mean we get a new Sergeant now? Awesome, cause this one sucks!
[Sarge smashes the soldier in the back of the head]
Yah! Never talk that way about a superior!
Did Sarge just call me superior? I heard it! Simmons is a witness.
I don't even want to get involved...
What the hell's goin on in this base?! Insubordination! Invisible Sergeants!
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