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Red vs Blue · Season 3

Sarge, Blue Soldiers and others in “Best Laid Plans (Episode 39)”

[Camera goes back to both Sarge and Caboose]

Caboose, I have a veery bad feeling ab-[Sarge notices the trumpet playing again]...What's that?

[Blues come running out of their base, firing weapons madly in all directions]

BSBlue Soldiers

Chaaarge! Chaaaarge! Yeaaaah! Woo-hoo!

[Red Soldiers run out of their base, also firing their weapons madly in all directions screamin taunts]

Come on Caboose! We got to get to higher ground!

Yeah, I love reloading, I love to reload!

[Red Soldier pops up and hits him in the back of the head]

Oh! Back of the head! Tell my girlfriend that I love her...

She's my girlfriend now bitch!

Come on Caboose! [Sarge and Caboose climb a ladder to a cliff above]

[From their new vantage point, Caboose and Sarge view the scene below them: Multiple reds and blues shooting non-stop at each other]

VSVarious Soldiers

Yeah, get some! You want some!?

Sarge, I am scared of our new friends.

Ah, sonny-bo-no, what's going on here?

[Trumpet plays once and a Red carrying a blue flag runs out of the blue base]

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