Xavier quotes from Rapunzel&#039;s Tangled Adventure

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(coughing) Pascal... (trying to find her pet) (Pascal squeals weakly when he comes out of owner's hair)) (picks her pet up and asks him) Are you all right, buddy? (Pascal squeals) (asks her friends) Is everybody okay?

Lance

Give me a minute.

There is a horse on me. (grunts)

I've got the rope! (Ulf sees the Saporians)

Kai

Augh! Cork fiber? Clementine... You know cork cord chafes my hands. (he and Clementine toss the rope down then they climb down)

Let's get outta here. (tells Rapunzel)

What? We can't just leave! We've gotta stay and fight! (picks up her weapon) How do you think those Saporians would like a face-full of frying pan ness? (sees her destroyed weapon)

Blondie, trust me. It's better to live to fight another day. (tells Rapunzel and they run with their friends)

Guys, come on! They're getting away! (tells Kai, Juniper and Maisie) (Rapunzel and her friends are trying to find a place to hide)

Quick! Over there! (sees Xavier's blacksmith workshop and tells everyone to hide) (the Saporians are trying to find Rapunzel and her gang)

MMaisie

We cannot allow the princess and her gang to interfere with New Saporia's takeover of Corona. (Rapunzel holds a wrench and she is about to toss it but Eugene grabs her hand) (Maximus neighs when he, Lance and Ulf put their heads down when they hide from the Saporians)

Do you see something? (she and Kai turn around) (Kai picks up a a horseshoe)

Kai

Yes! Look at these shoes of equine oppression.

Oh, barbaric Coronans! (Kai toss the horseshoe away then he goes back to the castle alongside Clementine, Juniper and Maisie) (Pascal squeaks softly) (Maximus, Lance and Ulf hear the door open)

Xavier

Princess! (sees Rapunzel)

Xavier! (happy to see him then she and her friends are going inside of his workshop and he closes the door)

Xavier

The Captain of the Guards sent out many search parties to find you. He has yet to return. But in the meantime...

Attila

Princess, you're back. (Rapunzel giggles and runs to see her other friends) (Pascal squeaks)

It is so, so good to see all of you! (hugs Friedborg, Big Nose and Attila) (Monty turns away from Rapunzel when he is angry)

Monty

(scowls)

Even you, Monty. (walks to him)

Monty

Hmm? (smiles)

Xavier

We stay hidden. Everyone in Corona now lives in fear, spending their days, mining Varian's minerals.

What? The people of Corona are so brave! Why wouldn't they stand up?

Xavier

We cannot defy orders from the King and Queen. Any act of aggression against them is treason. But now you have returned, the game has changed. (he, Big Nose, Attila and Friedborg bow to Rapunzel)

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Hey, blondie. How you holding up?

Me? Fine. What do you think? (asks Pascal and he gives a thumbs up) It's not bad, right?

You've been through a lot since we got back. Not to mention what happened with Cassandra.

(laughs) What? Augh, I mean, to tell you, I haven't even thought about that person.

Rapunzel, you can't even say her name. There's a difference between setting feelings aside, and burying them so deep they change who you are. (Pascal squeals when he climbs on Eugene's shoulder)

What are you saying, Eugene? (Pascal squeaks)

What I'm saying is that you're not alone in this.

I know. But maybe it would be better if I were.

What was that?

Xavier

(clears throat) Am I interrupting? (asks Rapunzel)

No. Heh. I'm just making a new pan.

Xavier

Princess, we need to discuss our strategy.

I'll be there in a second. (she and Eugene kiss then he walks back inside of Xavier's blacksmith workshop with Xavier) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal squeals when he is worried about Raps) Right after I take back my kingdom. (turns around to see if anyone is following her then she runs) (Rapunzel is at the dock then she walks to castle but Pascal appears) (Pascal squeals) (Rapunzel gasps when she sees her pet) Pascal! What are you doing here? (asks her pet) (Pascal squeals) What? (takes her pet off the wall) No, of course I trust you. I just... thought of this as a solo mission. (Pascal blows a raspberry) Augh, all right. I can never fool you. (Pascal squeals happily) Check this out. (slides the gate)

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Okay everyone. After the Saporian attack, this kingdom could use a real pick-me-up. And what better way to bring everyone together than with a community project?

Woo hoo!

Right!

With a little hard work, and a whole lot of Corona spirit, we can rebuild this kingdom. So, let's do it! (toss the shovels to everyone)

Ha, ha!

Okay!

Let's do this thing.

Hey! I have the artistic eye!

KKiera

You dip, I paint! (indistinct arguments) (Maximus and Ruddiger growl) (arguments continue)

I know this is typically your thing, Sunshine, but if you're trying to bring everyone together, maybe grueling manual labor isn't the best idea? (Rapunzel chops wood with an axe)

Don't think of it as grueling manual labor. Think of it as creativity through destruction. (loud rumbling)

Oh, now look what you made me do!

Old Lady Crowley

That was your fault, you loafer!

Loafer?! I've never been so insulted! (Rapunzel runs to him and Old Lady Crowley to stop the argument)

Feldspar! Old Lady, uh, Mrs. Crowley, let's not fight! Yes, we were supposed to keep that wall, but, hey! This just gives more to do together. (Feldspar and Old Lady Crowley groaning)

Old Lady Crowley

This is why Crowley works alone. (leaves)

(clears throat) I'll go get glue. (leaves) (wall clatters)

(coughing) (sees a map) "Here lies King Herz Der Sonne's "lost treasure"? (turns around) (laughing) You guys, wait! This is an honest to goodness treasure map!

Xavier

I have heard "The Legend of Herz Der Soone's" Lost Treasure. It is said to be buried in his crypt. The tale begins millennia ago--

Uh, Xaves, bottom line us, would you?

Xavier

She's right. It's a map.

This is just the thing to bring everyone together!

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Xavier

Hmm, a northerly wind is coming. (he gives Varian three more books to hold while telling him that a breeze will come) (wheelbarrow rumbling) (Varian and Xavier see Stan pushing Kiera via wheelbarrow) (Varian puts three more books into his bag and closes it) (Varian puts his bag on his back) If only there were a way to catch its mighty draft, and use it to our advantage. (tells Varian) (he and Varian think about how to use the wind's mighty draft)

Wait! The Saporians use hot air balloons. (tells Xavier) Uh, I know how to build one! (walks away to start building a hot air balloon)

Xavier

(chuckle) (walks away from his shop) That reminds me of a "Legend of a Mighty Balloon" (Varian walks back to push Xavier from behind) In days of yore, an intrepid traveler ventured into the sky...

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Ha! This is so great! (enjoys the ride when he collects air particles with a test tube) I feel like a bird! (turns around after collecting air particles and closes the test tube with a cork)

Xavier

(chuckle) Indeed. (puts his hand on Varian) Have you heard of "The legend of the Lone Birdman of Swandalay"? (asks Varian)

No... Uh, well, no, but, um-- (tells Xavier then he starts telling Varian another story)

Xavier

The ancient people of Swandalay were actually a seafaring tribe. (Varian is sick and tired of hearing Xavier's stories then Varian sees "Stan")

Hey, look! Someone needs help! (points to "Stan" when Varian is telling Xavier that they should help then Xavier will land the hot air balloon) Hold on! We're almost there! (tells "Stan") (he and Xavier run to "Stan") (picks up a helmet) Huh? (fooled by Kiera and Stan) (hurner roars) Hey!(he and Xavier see that Kiera and Stan stole the hot air balloon)

Xavier

What are you doing? (asks Kiera and Stan after taking the hot air balloon away from him and Varian)

Stan

Looks like we're winning! (tells Varian and Xavier) (he and Kiera smile when the hot air balloon flies away from Varian and Xavier)

You're playing dirty! (jumps at the edge of the river to tell Kiera and Stan that they are cheating)

KKiera

There's nothing in the rules that says we can't be smarter than you! (telling Varian and Xavier) (Varian and Xavier see Kiera and Stan fly away with the hot air balloon that they took from Varian and Xavier) (Xavier starts telling another story then Varian turns his head to the left side)

Xavier

(sigh) She reminds me of The Legend of Perpetua Demosthenese, the young girl who thought she was smarter than all of those around her. (chuckle) (Varian is bored of hearing Xavier's legends) (Varian puts the helmet on his head and sits on the edge of the river with his head down)

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Xavier

And so goes "The legend of the Wise Man's Dummy".

Woo-hoo! (Varian stops rowing the boat when he and Xavier see Rapunzel and Feldspar rollerskating to the crypt)

Where'd they come from? How are they moving so fast?

I've never felt so alive! (holds Rapunzel's hair when he and Rapunzel rollerskate to the crypt before Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Catalina, Pete, Monty, Vladimir, Ruddiger, Hamuel, Pascal and Maximus) (Varian and Xavier see Rapunzel holding a map)

Wait, she has a map. Hey! You're cheating! (an oar fell into the water then Varian rocked the boat and fell into the water then climbs back on the boat) (taking deep breaths after falling into the water)

Xavier

Using a map is cheating indeed. (Varian is mad because he had enough of legends) Which reminds me of The Legend of the Cheating Willows--

Enough with the legends! (yells at Xavier then uses his hand to row the boat fast)

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(panting) This is it! (removes the vines then she and Feldspar enter the crypt) We made it here first!

All right. I'll block the entrance. (he tells Rapunzel then he hears Stan telling Rapunzel and her partner cheated)

Stan

Hey! Cheaters! (Feldspar sees Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan and Vladimir mad at Rapunzel and her partner at the crypt)

Xavier

For shame! (tells Rapunzel and Feldspar)

I'll block the entrance from here, if that's all right. (hides behind Rapunzel when he is scared of Varian, Xavier, Kiera, Stan, Vladimir storming at him and Rapunzel)

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Good job, Xavier. (tells his partner)

Xavier

Yes. (turns around towards his partner) You too, Varian. (turns around the other way) (Varian is feeling down) (Xavier starts walking but he stops)

You know what, hey Xaves? (Xavier turns around again) I-I just realized something. You, uh, you never finished The Legend of the Cheating Willows. (tells Xavier)

Xavier

Really? Well, it is a rather long story.

I got time. (walks to Xavier) (Xavier turns around and walks alongside Varian) (Xavier chuckles when he puts his hand on Varian)

Xavier

Well, The Cheating Willows is a story that begins over... (Rapunzel sees Varian and Xavier are friends now) (Rapunzel smiles)