Dwayne quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Dwayne

(chuckling) Swiped it right from under their noses. (holds the pendant and sees it) Stupid animals. (stops holding it) Serves 'em right. I hate animals. (a vulture squawks and Dwayne sees it up close when they slammed into each other then Dwayne backs away scared) Not birds though. I love birds. Especially giant scary birds. (vulture squawks loudly) (Dwayne runs away from the vulure)

Dwayne

Who's the guy Who stole from the princess It's Dwayne, yeah, it's Dwayne

Dwayne

Don't eat me! I'm probably all gristle. (pinches his arm) (Vulture newborns peeping) (vulture gagging) What? You want me to eat that? Uhh.. Thanks but I'm not really a worm guy.

Dwayne

So, you gonna finish that worm? (asks the vulture) (chicks peeping)

Rapunzel

Okay. Either we've somehow been magically shrunk down and imprisoned inside the shell pendant... Or?

Catalina

Or... (Rapunzel turns around)

Rapunzel

Yeah, sorry. I was hoping I'd think of something more positive sounding by the time I finished that thought but I've got nothing. (Kiera and Catalina are feeling down but Rapunzel comforted them) It's okay! It's okay! We'll find a way out of here. We have been in much worse situations. Definitely not weirder, but worse. (walks away from Varian, Kiera and Catalina to try to find an exit)

What have I ever done to deserve this?

Varian

Di-didn't you steal from, you know, dozens of people?

Oh, right. We're doomed. (picks up a pillow and tosses it to Varian)

Varian

(grumbles when the pillow slams onto his face then he removes it from his face and holds it above his head but Raps takes the pillow)

Rapunzel

Chin up, guys! (Varian sees that he is not holding the pillow then he grumbles when he turns around and sees that Rapunzel has the pillow) I bet Max and the others are already on their way to get help. (tells Varian, Kiera and Catalina) I'm sure we will be free in no time. (pendant is on grass) (Max is trying to free his head from the branches) (Hamuel squawks when he slams to a tree and Ruddiger chittering comically at Max) (Max whinnies) (Hamuel cawing when his head is also stuck between the branches) (bushes rustling) (Dwayne walks out of the bushes)

Dwayne

Say, princess, do you think I can catch a lift back into... sees the pendant next to a tree stump) (pendant shimmers) (Ruddiger laughing) Ah. (chucles deviously) (grabs the pendant) (Max pushes the tree hard to free himself but he lands on Ruddiger and Pascal) (Max neighs when he tries to find Ruddiger and Pascal then Max sees that the pendant is gone) (Maximus starts to walk while Ruddiger and Pascal fell to the ground) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger see a hole next to a tree stump) (Max and Ruddiger sniff to find footprints when they are heading opposite ways but Pascal sits on a tree stump) (Max sees footprints then he whinnies) (Max neighing happily points to a direction then turns around) (Pascal squeaks and turns around to tell Ruddiger) (Ruddiger also stops sniffing when he sees footprints) (Ruddiger chittering happily) (Max, Pascal and Ruddiger decide to pick a path) (Max neighs) (Pascal squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters) (suspenseful music playing) (Ruddiger and Max start to argue again but Pascal tries to stop their fight) (Pascal squeakily screams when he is squashed by Ruddiger and Max due to their fight then Pascal separates them) (Max neighs) (Max runs) (Pascal squeaks) (Pascal follows Max) (Ruddiger squeaks) (Ruddiger chitters angrily then follows Pascal and Max)

Dwayne

It's Dwayne Who's gonna sell the necklace For a fortune, Dwayne is, that's me I say D-W-A-N- uh... I mean D-W-A-Y-N-E

Oh, brother. (puts her hand on her head) (Rapunzel walks to a bullhorn and picks it up) (Rapunzel asks and tells Kiera, Varian and Catalina)

Rapunzel

Guys, don't you get it? If we can hear him, he can hear us. We just need to make our voices louder. (Kiera, Varian and Catalina walk to her) Hello!

Dwayne

(gasps while being frightened) Is someone there?

Listen, you bone-headed weasel! (Dwayne jumps when he frightened then he is protecting himself with his sausage when he is hearing voices)

Rapunzel

Angry, give it back. (tells Kiera to hand the bullhorn back to her)

Dwayne

Who's angry? Give what back? (confused)

Rapunzel

We're not going to get him to bring us to the sea by insulting him.

Dwayne

Wait... Insult who?

Varian

(whispering) You know, something tells me he's not going to do it if we ask him nicely either. (Dwayne takes his sausage off the twig then he puts it on his ear) (Dwayne takes the sausage away from his ear then he pokes it with his finger)

Rapunzel

You're right. (ghostly voice) Dwayne! This is your subconscious...

Dwayne

Huh? Sub... What now?

Rapunzel

Your subconscious. You know, your innermost self? That little voice in your head?

Dwayne

Oh, I don't understand.

Rapunzel

Just listen! You need to drop the pendant into the sea.

Dwayne

Well, why? (holds the pendant and sees it) This thing is worth a fortune!

Rapunzel

It is. Uh... But it's a... a magic pendant. If you throw it into the sea, it will grow... uh, 10 times as big... and be worth so much more.

Dwayne

Uh... I don't know.

Rapunzel

Uh, Might be time for some reverse psychology.

I don't think forward psychology would work on this dimwit.

Rapunzel

You're right, Dwayne. Don't do it. Let the lucky crook you sell it to do it. That way he can get rich.

Dwayne

Why, that backstabbing jerk! (breaks his sausage into half and starts to storm off angrily) No one double-crosses Dwayne! (tosses the meat into the fire) (ominious music playing) (Max, Ruddiger and Pascal try to find Dwayne then they see him on a cliff) (Dwayne stops walking at the edge of the cliff and he removes the shell off his neck then he is about to toss it into the sea)

Rapunzel

That's it, Dwayne. You're almost there. (Max neighs when he and Ruddiger see that Dwayne is about to toss the shell into the sea) (Max whinnies) (Max turns around to come up with a plan alongside Ruddiger and Pascal to take the pendant away from Dwayne) (Max whickers and neighs determinedly) (Max drew Pascal holding a flag with #1 on it while Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Max also drew him going to jump on a tree then he slides backwards then knocks Dwayne into the river and taking the pendant) (Ruddiger erases a draw of Pascal holding a flag #1 and Ruddiger holding a flag that has Max's name on it) (Ruddiger drew a plan of him jumping on Dwayne to knock him out and take the pendant) (Max whinnies angrily and he stomps his hoof) (Pascal drew of himself being annoyed while he grumbles) (Pascal and Ruddiger go to the same direction) (Pascal squeaks) (waves crashing) (Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea) (Rapunzel, Kiera, Varian and Catalina see that Dwayne is about to toss the pendant back into the sea)

Catalina

Oh! He's actually doing it! (tells Varian, Kiera and Rapunzel) (Pascal chitters when he and Ruddiger sneak up on Dwayne from behind) (Max neighs frantically) (Hamuel cawing when hanging on a branch upside down) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs on Dwayne while invisible) (Pascal turns visible and tries to take the pendant from Dwayne) (Pascal squeaks when he climbs down to the beads then he sees Varian, Catalina, Kiera and Rapunzel inside the shell) (Pascal chitters)

Rapunzel

Oh. Be careful, Pascal! (tells her pet when she, Kiera, Catalina and Varian are worried)

Dwayne

Pascal? (Pascal turns invisible again) My name's Dwayne. (Pascal squeaks) I'm beginning to think you're not my... my sub... sub... (stammering) That thing you said. (Pascal is visible when he squeaks) (Dwayne yelps) (Dwayne tries to shake Pascal off the pendant while Pascal squeaks) (Dwayne flings Pascal to the ground then Pascal squeaks weakly) (Ruddiger chittering when he runs towards and leaps on Dwayne but the former is tossed back to the ground) (Max whinnies angrily when he runs towards Dwayne) (Dwayne runs from Max then the former jumps down) (Max turns around and neighs angrily at Ruddiger and Pascal for letting Dwayne escape with the pendant that sucked Rapunzel, Varian, Kiera and Catalina inside) (Max runs to find Dwayne) (Max whinnying when he picked up Dwayne's scent then he walks to a tree stump where Dwayne is hiding behind) (branches rustling then Ruddiger and Pascal appear)(thrilling music playing) (Ruddiger and Pascal are slammed into Max) (Ruddiger, Pascal and Max crashing) (Dwayne runs away) (Dwayne laughing deviously) (Ruddiger chitters, Pascal squeaks and Max whinnies) That's right. No dumb animal is ever going to catch Dwayne... (a vulture swoops down to pick him up) (Dwayne yells when the vulture brings him back to the nest but Dwayne drops one of his boots)