Attila Buckethead quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Rapunzel

Nothing makes me happier than a dream coming true. Especially when that dream belongs to a dear friend like Attila. I am pleased to welcome Attila the Bun bakery to Corona.

Attila

My mom always said that you can only get what you want out of life by using the three Cs: Crime, Carnage and Crime. But thanks to Rapunzel, who helped make all this possible, I learned there's a fourth C: Kindness.

Cassandra

Uh, "kindness" doesn't start with-

Eugene

Shh.

Princess Rapunzel

"Now, to get people's attention."

Attila

"Rapunzel no! Not bells!!"

"Milton hates bells."

Willow

But the most dangerous thing that happened to Ari and me-

Shorty

Ooh. "Ari."

Willow

I had this idea to build a cape/kite. I was 98% sure it was gonna work.

Attila

What about the other 4%?

Willow

That's what big sisters are for.

Rapunzel

(coughing) Pascal... (trying to find her pet) (Pascal squeals weakly when he comes out of owner's hair)) (picks her pet up and asks him) Are you all right, buddy? (Pascal squeals) (asks her friends) Is everybody okay?

Lance

Give me a minute.

Eugene

There is a horse on me. (grunts)

Clementine

I've got the rope! (Ulf sees the Saporians)

Kai

Augh! Cork fiber? Clementine... You know cork cord chafes my hands. (he and Clementine toss the rope down then they climb down)

Eugene

Let's get outta here. (tells Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

What? We can't just leave! We've gotta stay and fight! (picks up her weapon) How do you think those Saporians would like a face-full of frying pan ness? (sees her destroyed weapon)

Eugene

Blondie, trust me. It's better to live to fight another day. (tells Rapunzel and they run with their friends)

Clementine

Guys, come on! They're getting away! (tells Kai, Juniper and Maisie) (Rapunzel and her friends are trying to find a place to hide)

Eugene

Quick! Over there! (sees Xavier's blacksmith workshop and tells everyone to hide) (the Saporians are trying to find Rapunzel and her gang)

We cannot allow the princess and her gang to interfere with New Saporia's takeover of Corona. (Rapunzel holds a wrench and she is about to toss it but Eugene grabs her hand) (Maximus neighs when he, Lance and Ulf put their heads down when they hide from the Saporians)

Clementine

Do you see something? (she and Kai turn around) (Kai picks up a a horseshoe)

Kai

Yes! Look at these shoes of equine oppression.

Clementine

Oh, barbaric Coronans! (Kai toss the horseshoe away then he goes back to the castle alongside Clementine, Juniper and Maisie) (Pascal squeaks softly) (Maximus, Lance and Ulf hear the door open)

Xavier

Princess! (sees Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Xavier! (happy to see him then she and her friends are going inside of his workshop and he closes the door)

Xavier

The Captain of the Guards sent out many search parties to find you. He has yet to return. But in the meantime...

Attila

Princess, you're back. (Rapunzel giggles and runs to see her other friends) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

It is so, so good to see all of you! (hugs Friedborg, Big Nose and Attila) (Monty turns away from Rapunzel when he is angry)

Monty

(scowls)

Rapunzel

Even you, Monty. (walks to him)

Monty

Hmm? (smiles)

Xavier

We stay hidden. Everyone in Corona now lives in fear, spending their days, mining Varian's minerals.

Rapunzel

What? The people of Corona are so brave! Why wouldn't they stand up?

Xavier

We cannot defy orders from the King and Queen. Any act of aggression against them is treason. But now you have returned, the game has changed. (he, Big Nose, Attila and Friedborg bow to Rapunzel)

Eugene

Welcome, one and all, to Corona's first talent show! Now, let's turn up the talent! (audience murmuring) (Vladimir holds a ceramic unicorn)

Vladimir

And now, we're gonna add some happy little eyeballs. (holds a paintbrush) There. (chuckle) This fella's got blue eyes.

Unicorns! (runs away screaming)

Old Lady Crowley

In my job, I fold a lot of laundry, so when I play cards, the last thing I'm gonna do... is fold! Laugh! (gasping, murmuring) (Eugene is worried) (curtain squeaking) (Catalina is the third act while Kiera announces)

Gather close, one and all, for the truly astounding feats the likes of which you have never seen before. Standing beside me today is a young woman, my sister. You know her as Catalina, but I know her as the eighth wonder of the world! A girl who possesses a singular talent that is, I guarantee, the most stupendous, the most eye-popping...

Eugene

Oh, no. (worried about Catalina turning into a werewolf)

The most fantastical spectacle ever to be witnessed! Feast your eyes upon the beast! (Catalina growling) (people gasping) (Catalina's outfit ripping) (Catalina growling) (Catalina howl) (people gasping and screaming then they are running away)

Catalina

But I didn't even get to my soft shoe routine!

Attila

Do, re, mi...

Lance

No, no, no! You're singing all wrong. Stand with your feet hip width apart, knees relaxed, so not raise your chin, it puts tension on your voice, and please breathe through your diaphragm. (red rocks crash) (people gasping) (Eugene gasps) (Monty and a lady gasping)

We're doomed, dommed! There's nowhere to hide! (gasps) (Eugene sees him running to the red rocks and touches them then he becomes frozen)

Lance

Attila! Ah, not like that! Like this! (Eugene turns around) Figaro, figaro You have to dig Through the belly! In through the nose. Figaro me Figaro you, figaro me Figaro her, figaro dog, figaro cat (Eugene walks to Lance and tells the latter that he is the final act)

Eugene

Lance. (pushes Attila away)

Lance

Huh, uh, what?

Eugene

I just figured out who's up next. You. You are gonna calm the people of Corona down by singing!

Lance

(laughing) What?

Rapunzel

Ha, ha. Woo!

Attila

(chuckling) Huh? (he sees a light then Rapunzel, Ulf, Big Nose and Vladimir see the light) (a bottle appears and Attila grabs it)

Rapunzel

Whoa! I've read about these. Enchanted message bottles. I've always wanted to get one. (she, Ulf, Big Nose and Vladmir walk to Attila) (Attila removes the top of the bottle and the note magically comes out of it)

Attila

Ooh. Your lucky day. (tells Rapunzel) It's for you.

Rapunzel

Yes! (gives the guitar to Ulf) (Attila gives the note and the bottle to Rapunzel) "Rapunzel, help. Cass attacking Spire. Keep this. " And then it ends. Calliope must be in trouble.

Eugene

Calliope? Oh, right, the obnoxious, know-it-all, Keeper of the Spire. Guys, put the weapons down already. (tells Ulf, Shorty, Vladimir, Big Nose and a man) It's just a bottle. For crying in the night. (Vladimir, Attila, Big Nose and Ulf walk away) (a key jingles inside the bottle and Rapunzel removes it from the bottle) A key? But for what?

Rapunzel

Uh, I don't know. But one thing's for sure. We have to get to the Spire as fast as possible and help Calliope.

Eugene

Uh, sunshine, this is the same Calliope who lied to us and almost got us eaten by a bear-monster.

Rapunzel

Look, Eugene, I am not her biggest fan either, but she needs our help.

Eugene

It's just my luck to fall in love with the most compassionate person in the world. (Rapunzel smiles at him)

Rapunzel

Fire up the balloon! (Ulf, Big Nose, Vladimir, Shorty and Attila are holding torches)

Eugene

No, guys, she means fly the balloon. (tells Ulf, Big Nose, Vladimir, Shorty and Attila) Not-- Never mind. (Pascal chitters and facepalms)

Rapunzel

Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)

Eugene

I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)

So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)

Vladimir

Where did you get this guy? He's great.

Eugene

Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)

Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.

Rapunzel

Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.

Eugene

Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.

Rapunzel

Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?

Eugene

Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.

Rapunzel

Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?

Eugene

(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)

Rapunzel

There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)

Eugene

Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)

Shorty

Check out my smolder.

Eugene

You helped him escaped?

Attila

What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)

Eugene

Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.

Princess Rapunzel

What did you two see at the castle? (Pascal squeaking as he camouflages himself as Hector's binturong, Hector, Hector's rhinoceros and Adira) I was right. She has the Brotherhood standing guard.

Eugene

We'll have to take them out to get inside so that Varian can bulild that machine.

Princess Rapunzel

Meanwhile, I'll track Cass down. One way or the other, I'm going to get the Moon Stone.

King Edmund

Such pluck in the face of adversity. She'll certainly make an excellent daughter-in-law one day.

Eugene

Dad, you are thinking out loud again. (annoyed)

King Edmund

No, I wasn't. (winks and walks away)

Princess Rapunzel

Mm, that reminds me. (turns around to Eugene) Aren't we about due for one of us to stumble through an awkward proposal?

Eugene

(laughs) Right. Whose turn is it again? Look, I know everything is going to work out. But in case it doesn't--

Princess Rapunzel

It will. And no matter what happens today, you are still and will always be my dream, Eugene. (kisses Eugene's hand while holding it)

Eugene

And you are mine, Rapunzel.

Varian

Hey, Dad, here. I found this with your old stuff. (Quirin turns around when Varian walks to him) I gave it a little polish. (hands the helmet to his dad)

Quirin

I never thought I'd have to wear this again. But now that I must... (puts his helmet on) I am proud to have my son fighting alongside me. (Varian smiles at his dad then they are having a father and son moment)

Eugene

Okay, troops, suit up. (Ulf ran past Varian and his father)

Princess Rapunzel

All right, everyone, you know the plan. Charge the castle, build that machine, open the portal, and send Zhan Tiri back to the netherworld. Now let's move out! (everyone cheering as they follow Rapunzel, Eugene and Lance) (Hamuel squawks while flying upside down) (yelling)

Eugene

It's locked. (Ruddiger roars as he breaks the door open) It's unlocked. (everyone is yelling as they stormed the castle but Maximus is keeping an eye out then everyone storms the throne room) (confused murmurs)

Attila

Where are the bad guys?

Eugene

I don't know. But let's just get that machine build before they get back. All right? (Varian walks behind Fidella)

Princess Rapunzel

I'm going to find Cassandra.

Eugene

Sunshine, good luck. (Pascal squeaks)

Princess Rapunzel

You, too.

"Looking for someone? That old fool, Demanitus, would be proud of how far you've come, Princess."

Princess Rapunzel

"To be clear, we are talking about the old same fool who outsmarted you and trapped you in oblivion for over two millennia?"

"Joke all you want, but the eclipse is upon us."

Princess Rapunzel

What, what, what's happening?"