King Trevor quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Curse you, Frederic! Frederic, curse you!

Eugene

(sighs)

King Frederic

Well... (sighs) this prank has gone horribly awry.

Eugene

Listen, I'm sorry I lost my cool. It's just, this whole prank was my big chance for you to get you to take me seriously. (sits on the floor)

King Frederic

Take you seriously?

Eugene

Yes. And I was getting frustrated when I wasn't able to do that. I know. It was dumb. (King Frederic walks to Eugene then he puts his hand his shoulder) (King Frederic sits next to him)

King Frederic

You know, there are many things I fail to take seriously. Eugene, son... you brought my daughter home to me after 18 long years. If there's one man in the whole world that I take very seriously... it's you.

Eugene

(touched) Wow. Thanks, Your Majesty. Can I ask then, why-- why didn't you listen to my ideas?

King Frederic

You know, I suppose sometimes I let good ones slip through the cracks. I should've given your plan more consideration.

What you should have done was stayed in your own kingdom, Fredric! (walks to the cell alongside his pet)

King Frederic

Trevor.

Your efforts to abscond with my sweet Trevor Jr. were comical at best.

Eugene

Oh. Yeah? I don't think your seal's too happy there. (tells King Trevor) (Trevor Jr. whimpering)

Of course he's not! (hugs Trevor Jr.) The poor little darling is traumatized by what you did to him!

King Frederic

All right, Trevor. You've had your laughs. Now, release us.

Oh, I'll let you go, but not I parade you through town in nothing but a jester's hat, proving once again that Equis is superior to Corona! For now, I leave you here to wallow in the stench of your own defeat. (chuckles) (walks away alongside Trevor Jr. and closes the door)

King Frederic

(sighs) Trevor's right.

Eugene

Oh, come on, you don't smell that bad. (gives King Frederic a friendly punch) Plus, it's mostly seal.

King Frederic

I meant, I deserve to wear nothing but a jester's hat. (sits while feeling down)

Eugene

Uh, Your Majesty? What the heck does King Trevor know, anyway?

King Frederic

Once again, he showed himself to be the accomplished prankster. (Eugene walks to him and picks him up)

Eugene

Accomplished? His prank wasn't even funny! I mean, I laughed, a little. But still, all around, not that funny.

King Frederic

Yes, that's true. His pranks are always more grating than they humorous.

Eugene

Totally grating. Hey. Hey. That's it! (has an idea and walks to the drain)

King Frederic

What's it? What are you doing? (asks Eugene)

Eugene

I'm gettin' us outta here. (holds the drain and removes it) (drain clanks) The question is, are you willing to try it my way? (turns around while holding the entrance to the drain and asks King Frederic)

King Frederic

Quickly, if we go back the way we came, he might not see us. (tells Eugene)

Eugene

Wait. (removes the cap and sees the library) (takes a halberd from King Frederic and walks to the library) Follow my lead. (tells King Frederic) (King Frederic sighs deeply and walks after Eugene) (Eugene and King Frederic are spotted by King Trevor)

Well, well. (King Frederic turns around) It appears someone hasn't learned their lesson yet.

Eugene

Okay, okay, look, you got us. This one is completely our fault. (elbows King Frederic)

King Frederic

Ooh! Yes! Uh, we wanted to pull some sort of prank, so that all this wouldn't be in... vain.

Uh, really? And, and what were you gonna do in there, pray tell? (points to the door behind Eugene and King Frederic)

Eugene

Well I thought it'd be funny to slip into the library and rearrange the periodicals. Historians hate that.

That is the worst idea for a prank I have ever heard! And in true Coronan fashion, you would've failed! Again! (points the other door) That's the real door to the library!

Eugene

Uh, no, nope. No, it's not. (checks his map) I'm pretty sure this is the library. (points to the door behind him) (King Trevor facepalms)

You imbecile! This is my castle! I know where my library is! (Eugene turns around)

Eugene

Meh! Agree to disagree. (King Trevor puts his hand on Eugene)

I'll prove it. (walks between Eugene and King Frederic to open the door) (Eugene and King Frederic turn around) You see-- (trap door opens and he falls into it) (he screams and thuds) (Eugene sees the trap door after King Trevor fell into)

Eugene

(laughs) Forgot about your own top-notch security for a second, didn't ya? (tells King Trevor after he fell into the trap door)

King Frederic

Well played, Eugene! Very well played! Up high. (chuckles) (gives Eugene a high five)

Eugene

(gasps) (gives King Frederic a high five) Yeah!

Let me up, Frederic! There's spiders down here! Spiders! Ah! One just touched me! (Trevor Jr. barks) Trevor Jr., are you clapping? (Eugene puts his map away) Those had better be claps of sorrow!

King Frederic

Would you look at that. (Trevor Jr. claps) I've finally humiliated Trevor!

Eugene

Oh, Your Majesty! We have not yet begun to humiliate that guy. (referring to King Trevor)

Princess Rapunzel

"King Trevor, I don't believe we've met."

"Who do we have here? Let's see. Impossibly long golden locks, a green-shouldered slug. Princess Rapunzel, I presume? Oh and your felonious boyfriend! You're still wanted in Equis, you know! But I shall spare your necked noose. For it was your thievery what led Trevor Jr. to the flippers of his true love: Lucy."

Princess Rapunzel

"Those two seals are getting married? This is a seal wedding? Most adorable thing ever!! This is not over! Congrats, you two."

"Listen well, Buffoon. This is the most important performance of your measly career. Do you understand me? When the ceremony is ended, I will gift the happy couple with a dance, representing the glory of their love. For as you know, I am regarded as world-class dancer. So if one foul note finds its way into my Trevor Jr.'s ear flaps, it is back to the Stinky Weasel with you. Is that that clear? Not one foul note!!"

I bring news from Corona. (gives King Trevor a letter) The king and queen's memories are lost, and rumor has it they are... drifting apart.

Drifting apart? (takes the letter from the Masked man to read it) Foolish Frederic. You may have won Arianna's affections all those years ago, but you cannot hold a rainbow in your hand forever. (Trevor Jr. barking) Yes! Sweet boy, we are off. To Corona! (Lucille sniffing Trevor Jr. kiss his soulmate when he will go to Corona alongside King Trevor) (a picture frame of Queen Arianna holding King Frederic's hand but King Frederic's head is underneath King Trevor's face)