AAnnouncer
Welcome to the Challenge of the Brave, where you will see skilled combatants from all the lands compete in a series of death-defying challenges that culminate in the main event! The ultimate melee! (crowd cheers) Only one will walk away with the respect of the seven kingdoms! Today's favorite is the world's most renowned warrior. Some say he's the meanest, most ruthless fighter the world has even seen! Wreck Marauder! (crowd cheering) (Hook Foot and the other competitors are scared and are also screaming when they hear the Wreck Marauder arriving at the event) (bees buzzing) (man screams, grunts and whimpers) (Wreck Marauder removes his mask)
Wreck MarauderBoo! (cackles) (man is scared and runs away screaming) (crowd gasps) Whose house is this? This is Wreck's house! (growls and toss the mask to the crowd and it lands on Shorty's face) (crowd gasps)
Yeah! That's my boy right there! (holds a foam finger) Wreck Marauder! (the crowd is mad at Eugene) I have seen that guy fight all over the world. He's undefeated! Challenge of the Brave (Pascal squeaking) Challenge of the Brave (Pascal chittering) Everybody, come on! (the crowd is still mad) (jumps off the bleachers) All right, the beard of the bees lady! (bee-bearded lady walks by) (bees buzzing) (Pascal takes one of the bees to eat but he gurgles, spits out the bee due to the stinger) Oh, yeah! How about these seats, huh? (asks a man) If I were any closer to the action, they'd be scraping my face off of Wreck Marauder's knuckles! (puts the man on the floor and puts the foam finger on a boy's face then pulls up a trumpet to blow but the crowd protecting their ears) (horn blaring) (Pascal is terrified)
MMan
Uh, sir? Some of the competitors are requesting we move you to a new seat. (tells Eugene)
Oh, you see that? Moving this super fan to the super fan section. (gives the trumpet to the man) Ha! I wish I could say this has been fun, but I respect you all too much to lie to your faces. (walks up the steps)
MCMale competitor
She's just here, cause she's Rapunzel's lady in waitin'. (tells Hook Foot and the other competitors about Cassandra) (Hook Foot and other competitors laughing)
Hi! Hello! Good morning! How are you? (walks and greets the competitors) Ooh! Wow! Your teeth are so sharp! (sees the shuny teeth) (gasps) Hook Foot! (sees and runs to him) Why so mad? (asks him) Just do a dance, and give that smile a second chance. (tells him) (chuckles) (hugs him and he smiles)
Probably not the best place for hugs, Raps. (walks to her and tells her then drags her away from hugging Hook Foot) What are you doing down here? (asks her) This is for competitors only.
Thanks, but I don't need luck. I need to use this time to get inside of the competiton's head. You know, psyche'em out with some trash talk.
Trash talk? Like talk about garbage, literally? (doesn't get what Cassandra is saying)
What? No, that's not even close. (sighs) Watch this. (walks to a competitor that ate meat) Hey, you! You do realize when they put the call up for the strongest warriors, they weren't talking about breath. Right? (the competitor belches) (she gags)
MCMale competitor
Why don't you go back to the castle, lady-in waiting? (walks away) (guffaws)
Well, that wasn't very nice, Cass.
All right. I'll give it a shot. I guess. (pulls up both her sleeves up and storms angrily to a competitor that has tattoos) Excuse me, you? Yeah, you. Uh-huh. Prepare to be trash talked to. Look at you with those... decorative tattoos. Oh, wow. Sorry. I'm sorry, but those are amazing. And did you see the lettering on "Skull Kickr"? Wow. (admires the tattoos)
SKSkull Kickr
What about it? (mad while his chest moves and asks Rapunzel)
SKSkull Kickr
Yeah, well, it-- it was my mother's name. (tells Rapunzel)
Your mom is really special to you, isn't she? (Skull Kickr nods and Cassandra facepalms) Well, I think she'd be really proud of the menacing goon you've become. (tells Skull Kickr)
MCMale competitor
(whimpers) I'm gonna go see my mom! (Rapunzel and Skull Kickr see a competitor crying then leaves) (Cass is annoyed and Wreck Marauder growls when he walks by)
Whoa! Look at you! (sees Wreck Marauder) You're a big guy, aren't you? (Wreck Marauder growling)
Come on, Rapunzel. (walks to Wreck Marauder and Rapunzel then grabs Rapunzel's hand to drag her away from him)
Wreck Marauder
What do we have here? No one told me they were letting table scrapes compete. (Cassandra is mad at him) (he laughs)
Scraps? (turns around) You're the one that's gonna walk out of this in pieces.
Wreck Marauder
I look forward to makin' everyone who ever loved you cry their eyes out. (touch his eye and he snickers) (Rapunzel walks between him and Cassandra)
Whoa! (puts her finger on Wreck Marader's chest) Listen, mister, trash talk, is one thing, but that was just mean.
Rapunzel... (tells Rapunzel to stop defending her)
Uh, Cassandra has feelings, you know? (puts her hands on her friend)
Wreck Marauder
Aw, poor little baby. (about Cassandra) (he snickers) (Cassandra is mad)
And another thing, you should be-- (points to Wreck Marauder) (Cassandra grabs Rapunzel's arm)
Okay. That'll do, Rapunzel. (drags her friend away) (Wreck Marauder and the other competitors laughing) (sighs) Listen. I have to warm up, so... (turns and sees Wreck Marauder and the other competitors) why don't you find Eugene in the stands? You can cheer me on from there. Way back there.
Yeah. Yeah, sure, okay. I got it. I got it. You need to focus. No distractions. (about to leave but turns around to hug Cass from behind) Oh! Sorry! I forgot a good luck hug!
(grunts when Rapunzel hugs her) Eee! (annoyed)
Oh, right. It's not a place for hugging, I'm sorry. (pats Cassandra's head) Good luck! (the competitors laughing and walks away while they make Cassandra feeling down) (Rapunzel leaves to sit on the bleachers)
AAnnouncer
Ladies and gentlemen, take your seats! It's time to meet today's contestants! Give it up for Razorblade McDoom! (points to her)
RMRazorblade McDoom
(growling) The Razor's gonna carve ya... like a turkey!
(holds the foam finger) (Rapunzel is walking the steps) Ha! McDoom! More like McDone For! (laughing) Am I right? (sits)
(panting) (sits next to Eugene)
Hey, Blondie, you got the deluxe seats, too, huh? You know, they put you up here so you can see all the action.
Really? It's kind of far.
AAnnouncer
Next up, the unstoppable Wreck Marauder!
Wreck Marauder
(growling) (terrifying Razorblade McDoom and Skull Kickr) Wreck has three words for you! You're gonna get wrecked! (tells Cassandra)
Hey. If I didn't know any better, I'd swear that guy down there looks just like... Casaandra?
That is Cassandra! (puts her hands on Eugene) Wow! I've never seen Cass so nervous. (Cassandra is cracking her neck)
I guess I can't blame her. I mean, she worked so hard to get invited to this competition.
Invited? No, you don't need an invitation to compete. You just have to be dumb enough to do it. Like Cassandra. Ha-ha! Wooo!
Anyone can compete? (gasps) (smiles) We can do this together! (kisses Eugene) Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you! (leaves to enter the competition)
Oh, oh, uh, hey, uh, Blondie, if you're making a snack run, I'm all about the popcorn! (tells Rapunzel when she walks down the steps)
AAnnouncer
And finally, the Iron Handmaiden, Caaasan-- (a lady whispering and giving him the newest entry then exits) Wow. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a last-minute surprise entry! (crowd gasps) Please welcome the Fearsome Follicle, the Heir with the Hair! The Maid with the Braid, Rapunzel!
(runs and enters the arena) (crowd cheering) (Pascal and Eugene are shocked)
GGirl
Yay, Rapunzel! (Cassandra is surprised that Rapunzel entered the event) Wow!
Cassandra! This is gonna be so much fun! (runs and hugs her)
Oh, blondie, what have you done? (he and Pascal are disappointed) (a man wearing a viking helmet sits next to him)
MMan
Did I not bring enough of the popcorn?
Good news, Cassandra. We can compete together! Isn't that great? Eeee!
AAnnouncer
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the first event! The Gauntlet! (crowd cheering) (Skull Kickr walks to the first event)
SKSkull Kickr
(thuds) (screaming when launched into the sky while Rapunzel and Cassandra see him fly) (clattering) (audience cheering)
You're sure you wanna do this? (asks Rapunzel)
Sure do! (tells Cassandra)
AAnnouncer
Next up for The Gauntlet, Cassandra!
(panting) Excuse me. Comin' through. (tells the crowd) Emergency. Naive princess making life horrible decision. Pardon me. (walking down) (foreboding music) (The scene cuts to Cassandra marches towards swinging hammers) (Wreck Marauder blocks Cassandra from going to The Gauntlet then he twists a pipe into a knot and shows her)
What's that supposed to be? (asks Wreck Marauder)
Wreck Marauder
It's a knot. As in you're knot going to win. (laughs) (Cassandra walks to the other side of him) It's a thinker. (Cassandra dodges the swinging hammers)
Woo! Go, Cass! (crowd cheering)
GGirl
Way to go, Cassandra! Woo-hoo!
AAnnouncer
Next up, Princess Rapunzel! (Eugene sees that it is Rapunzel's turn to walk between the hammers but he puts his hands on his face) (crowd cheering)
Please don't get smashed. Please don't get smashed... (he and Pascal worried about Rapunzel)
(humming while dancing around the hammers) (crowd cheering) (Eugene stops putting his hands on his face)
Oh, yeah! (laughs) (Pascal squeaks) (Eugene puts his hand on the lady's shoulder and tells her) That's my girlfriend right there! (akes his hand of the lady) (crowrd cheering) What? I wasn't worried, she's got this. Whoo!
GGirl
Yay, Rapunzel! Whoo! (crowd cheering) (Cassandra is unnoticed again) (Skull Kickr writes Rapunzel's name on his arm) (Cass is mad and Rapunzel runs to her)
Cassandra, did you see that? I told you I could handle myself. (tells Cassandra)
Nice dance, Rapunzel. (tells Rapunzel)
I'm not sure that routine will do much good against Wreck in the Dead Man's Circle.
Wreck Marauder
(walks and made it to the second round) (hammers thudding)
But, hey, maybe you'll get lucky again. (Rapunzel sees and is terrified of Wreck Marauder then Cassandra walks away mad)
That wasn't luck. (walks to the starting line alongside Cassandra and the other competitors)
AAnnouncer
Challengers! Prepare for the next event!
(arrows thumping when she aimed them to the bull's eye due to her perfect skill and accuracy) Yes!
(doesn't know to aim an arrow to the bull's eye but she uses a guitar as a bow and made it to the third round) (crowd gasps)
Wreck Marauder
(destroys the top of the bull's eye while Cassandra and Rapunzel see him) (the top of the bull's eye thudding) (crowd cheering)
(horn blaring) (a man and a lady protecting their ears) Yeah! (the same man that told him earlier to move to a new seat walks to him) (Eugene walks to another seat while carrying his horn)
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