Shorty quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Shorty

Take a hike? Fine. I know when I'm not wanted.

Time for the final event! The Dead Man's Circle! (an elderly man pushes the cart of weapons then Cass and the other competitors put their weapons into the cart) Each warrior will battle to the finish, using the weapon of their choice! (Rapunzel tries to find a weapon then she sees a frying pan and holds it) (Cassandra crack her knuckles) (Rapunzel puts her frying pan into a cart) (frying pan clanks) (Cassandra turns and sees Rapunzel)

Eugene

Get your princess wigs right here! (drags a cart of Rapunzel wigs while Pascal is sitting on one) (Cass sits on a bench) (he stops pulling the cart) Wow, Rapunzel's really killin' in there, huh? I mean, these things are sellin' like hotcakes! (referring to Rapunzel wigs) (turns around and takes a wig from the cart) You know what? This one's on the house. (puts the wig on Cassandra) (leaves with the cart to sell more wigs) (Cassandra throws the wig away after Eugene leaves with the cart) (Shorty removes his Wreck Marauder mask and the Rapunzel wig lands on his hair) (the frying pan clanks when fell off the cart while an elderly man wheels the cart and walks away then Cassandra sees it on the grass)

Cassandra

Hey, you dropped the-- (tells the elderly man that wheels the cart but she puts it under the bench and walks to the final event)

Eugene

One golden-haired wig for you! (puts the wig on the bee-beared lady) (Pascal climbs on Eugene) (her bees buzzing when she walks away) (bee-bearded lady's coins clinking when she gives Eugene her coins) (Eugene walks to the entrance again to purchase a ticket) Okay, one ticket, please. (coins clink) (the man points to the sign that says sold out) (Pascal chitters when he is holding a foam finger and a flag but dispose them when he is mad and Eugene is also dissapointed then Shorty walks by while holding a ticket)

Shorty

I got one ticket. Anybody need a ticket? (Eugene turns around and tells him)

Eugene

I need a ticket! (tells Shorty and gives him the coins)

Shorty

Then let the bargaining begin. (Eugene and Pascal are worried about it)

Rapunzel

Come on, come on, come on! (pulling Eugene) (gasps) Ooh. Oh, whoa. Wow. Whoa! That makes flipping flapjacks look like a piece of cake! (laughs) Or should I say pancake?

Eugene

I wouldn't. Whoa!

Ladies and gentlemen, forget everything you know about spring-loaded stilts!

Rapunzel

Done!

Eugene

Uh, great?

Shorty

Mmm! Fresh from this goat's body and into my tummy. (Everyone groans in disgust)

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Willow

But the most dangerous thing that happened to Ari and me-

Shorty

Ooh. "Ari."

Willow

I had this idea to build a cape/kite. I was 98% sure it was gonna work.

Attila

What about the other 4%?

Willow

That's what big sisters are for.

Good morning, Princess.

Beautiful day.

Shorty

Gesundheit, m'lady.

Rapunzel, I just heard what happened in Old Corona. I, I assure you, my only intent was to protect you.

Princess Rapunzel

From what? Your own men? It's time for answers, Dad. I want to know why you lied about Old Corona, and why you've covering up the fact that our kingdom is being destroyed by those black rocks. What are you trying to hide?

I'm sorry, my dear. I did not want to lie to you. But you are not ready for the truth.

Princess Rapunzel

Oh, Dad, we are beyond what I am and not ready for. People are in danger!

Rapunzel! I am the king and I have the situation under control. (Rapunzel is still mad at her father then she starts to walk away)

Princess Rapunzel

(sighs) You know, you are not the first person to lie to me and tell me I am not ready for the real world. (leaves) (slams door)

My dad has gone too far. (angry) You shouldn't be punished for something I-- (crashing) (Rapunzel yelps)

Eugene

Friend of yours? (asks Rapunzel)

An automaton? Varian and I fought one like-- Varian.

Cassandra

How did it get past the guards?

Eugene

That's a good question, but I'm guessing it's not here for the party. (shouts)

Eugene, wait, wait, wait! He's incredibly-- (Eugene thuds) (Eugene groans) Strong.

Eugene

Nope, got it. No need to finish that thought. (thuds) (Eugene grunts) (Cassandra runs towards the automaton to fight it) (sword clanging) (cranking)

Cass! (Cassandra runs from the automaton) (thuds) (crackling) (Eugene grunts) Pascal, the banner. (Pascal squeaks then climbs up and tosses the banner to Rapunzel) Hey, Tick-Tock! Over here! (automaton thudding) (panting when she runs between the legs of the automaton to tie it a couple times)

Cassandra

No, no! This way! Come get it!

Cass! (throws the banner to Cassandra) (Cassandra begins to tie the banner to the automaton)

Eugene

Wait, wait, wait! (runs to the automaton) No, step this way! (the automaton rips the banner) (Cassandra gasps when she sees the timing cylinder) (Rapunzel gasps when the automaton is going towards her to attack) (Cassandra stops the timing cylinder with her sword) (metal grinding) (Rapunzel sees that the automaton stopped attacking her then it is powering down and shuddering and it shuts off) (music timing cylinder grinding) (Cassandra sighs) (Cassandra runs to the front of the automaton to help Rapunzel and Eugene push it out of the castle)

And push. (she, Eugene and Cassandra straining when they are pushing the automaton outside)

Eugene

Heads up. (warns the people) (the automaton is falling from the tower to the ground) (whistling) (crashing) (bell ringing)

Shorty

Congratulations. You win a magical fish. (belches) Oh, that's right. I forgot I ate the magical fish. (Rapunzel, Eugene and Cassandra see the automaton at the bottom) (Pascal squeaking) (Rapunzel grunts)

Pete

(discordant music playing)

Lance

(coughing) You sure you haven't accordion-ed before? (asks Pete while he continues to play the accordion)

Pete

(laughs) Right? It's just coming out of me! (tells Lance)

Stan

Sounds great, Pete! (tells him)

Eugene

(straining) That was a lot more painful than I expected. (he and Hook Foot are groaning when they fell on the ground) Hook? (asks Hook Foot)

Hook Foot

Hook. (hands his hook to Eugene and he hangs it on the bars) (gives Eugene rope then he walks to the edge and throws the rope to Big Nose, Ulf, Vladmir and Maximus then they grab the rope) (Maximus chuffs) (has rope tied around his waist) (Maximus, Vladmir and Big Nose are pulling the rope while Ulf is miming it) (all grunting) (Maximus neighs) (Eugene and Hook Foot are watching the window cracking) Seriously? (asks Eugene) This is the whole reason you needed me? Couldn't you have just used a regular hook? (annoyed at Eugene) (wall crackling)

Eugene

Um... possibly, but probably best not to overthink it. (tells Hook Foot) (bars clank open) (Hook Foot is mad at Eugene)

Hook Foot

(screams) (falls off from the tower)

Stan

Wait, did you hear something? (asks Lance)

Lance

Only musical genius! (laughing) (referring to Pete)

Shorty

I got him, I got him. (Maximus pulls the cart with teddy bears while Vladimir pushes it to catch Hook Foot) (Hook Foot thuds) (toys squeaking) (holds a teddy bear) I got him. I'm the winner! (Maximus whinnies) (Hook Foot wakes up and sits) (bars thudding then it fell over Shorty)

Old Lady Crowley

What do you ask of us, Your Majesty? (asks King Frederic)

Frederic

As was so insightfully pointed it out to me, we've been playing straight into Varian's hands, and now, he's expecting a full-out attack on Old Corona.

Stan

So, what's the plan, Your Majesty? (Rapunzel puts her finger on a model of Varian's home)

Rapunzel

We launch a full-out attack on Old Corona.

Pete

But we'd be giving him the upper hand.

Rapunzel

Yeah, well, we're let Varian think he still has the upper hand. And while we distract him with the assault, I am gonna sneak around the back using the underground tunnels and rescue the queen. (her dad puts his hand on her shoulder)

Frederic

We are going to to rescue the queen. (tells Rapunzel then she smiles)

Stan

With all due respect, Princess, Varian only wants you. Once he sees you're nowhere to found, won't he realize that our attack is just a diversion?

Rapunzel

Probably. That is what he is for. (Shorty is Rapunzel's decoy for the assault)

Shorty

I got this. (walks into the strategy room disguised as Rapunzel to fool Varian) Ready, Caspal? (gibbering)

Cassandra

Keep an eye out, everyone. It's too quiet for my liking.

Shorty

I can fix that. (clears throat) (sings off-key) I got the wind in my hair.

Eugene

Can it, half-pint. (annoyed with Shorty's singing voice then he takes Caspal off Shorty's shoulder and put it into his mouth to silence him)

Shorty

Ow! (munches) (Maximus snorts)

Baron

[he was about to poison Eugene with the spider] I’ve should’ve done this from the beginning!

Shorty

[picks up food from the ground] Alright! Floor chicken!

Baron

No, no, no! [gets bitten] NO! The anti-venom! Where is the anti-venom?

Lance

Clovis! You shaved your goatee!

Baron

If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me!

Rapunzel

Hey, Baron! [knocks Baron out with a frying pan.]

Eugene

"Rapunzel, look at me. Think about it- Bad things only started to happen once you thought you were cursed, and good things started to happen once you thought you found the counter curse. Look, someone once told me that they don't believe in bad luck curses. "

Princess Rapunzel

"And someone once told me that the best way to predict the future is to create your own."

Eugene

"Did I say that? Wow. That is very poetic. I didn't-"

Princess Rapunzel

"My luck is no worse or no better than anyone else's. What matters is what I choose to focus on. And I'm choosing the fact that we've almost made it across this bridge without a scrape. And there's no reason to stop now."

Lance

"That's right, Princess! Show that bridge whose boss!"

Cassandra

"You got this, Raps! Tap into that optimism!"

Shorty

"Ain't that the tooth?"

Lance

"Good one, Shorty."

Princess Rapunzel

"Okay, guys. Drop your heads and engage your hawks."

Eugene

"Yes! That's the Raps I know!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Just two more towers to go."

Cassandra

"We're gonna need a lot of momentum to make it across both of them to get to the other side."

Princess Rapunzel

"Then let's make a run for it."

Princess Rapunzel

"Good Morning, Pascal. You know, aside from the fact we were replaced by evil doppelgangers last night, the House of Yesterday's Tomorrows offers a pretty good night's sleep."

Eugene

"Well, it's certainly the coziest seashell-shaped inn I ever slept in."

Shorty

"I stayed in a cozier one. No wait, that was a cozy seashell shaped like an inn. I'm starved."

Princess Rapunzel

"Uh, wait a minute! The door!"

Cassandra

"It was right here yesterday."

Lance

"Everyone relax. There's a solution to every problem. It's no use!! We're trapped!! It's all over!!"

Princess Rapunzel

"Come on, guys! There's gotta be another way out of here. Except in this case. Cass!!"

Cassandra

"That's not an exit."

Eugene

"Dog kennel! And why not, right?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Well, at least we get to cross that door of the list."

Shorty

"Hey, I found a way out."

Cassandra

"Now come on. Enough messing around. We gotta find an exit. (sees a spinning top) No way! I used to have a top just like this! I loved this thing!"

Lance

'Uh, Cassandra? You like tops?

Cassandra

"Got a problem with that?"

Lance

"No, by all means. It's a bit weird."

Cassandra

"Whoa, look at it go!"

Shorty

"Does this seem weird to anybody else?"

Shorty

Well. Well. Well.

Lance

Shorty?

Shorty

Look who finally decided to show up.

Princess Rapunzel

"Max, Fidella! It's so good to see you two! Has anyone seen Cass?"

Lance

"Wait a second."

Eugene

"Get ready, guys! There's no telling what kind of souped-up human monster might come through that door. [Cassandra emerges from the door, looking rather upset with Rapunzel] It's even worse than I thought."

Princess Rapunzel

"Cass, are you alright? Where were you?"

Cassandra

"I'm fine, Rapunzel. Let's get moving, huh?"

Princess Rapunzel

"Time to hit the road. Destiny calls."