The Baron quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

The Baron

Rider. (tears the wanted poster of Brock Thunderstrike)

Baron

[he was about to poison Eugene with the spider] I’ve should’ve done this from the beginning!

Shorty

[picks up food from the ground] Alright! Floor chicken!

Baron

No, no, no! [gets bitten] NO! The anti-venom! Where is the anti-venom?

Lance

Clovis! You shaved your goatee!

Baron

If I’m going down, I’m taking you with me!

Rapunzel

Hey, Baron! [knocks Baron out with a frying pan.]

What is--? Is this hair? (sees that he is wrapped around Rapunzel's hair)

Rapunzel

Yeah, it does the job. (holds her frying pan)

Oh, it's your hair. In that case, hi. The name's Flynn Rider. (Eugene appears)

Eugene

No, it's not. Nope, sorry. Nada. Full stop. You thought you could steal the crown better than me, huh? Did you? Did you? Well, you thought wrong. Can we lock that thing up better, please? Thanks. (hands Rapunzel's tiara to Maximus) (Max whinnines) (Eugene walks to Brock) But let's talk about the real offense. Grand theft to boot. And how do you look exactly like me? (asks Brock)

(laughs) Well, exactly like you? Come on. Don't flatter yourself, pal. (tells Eugene)

Eugene

No, don't flatter-- Myself? No, don't flatter yourself, buddy! Okay? Can you believe this guy? (points to Brock) Big talk from a persona

You stole it first.

Eugene

I adapted the persona. There is a difference. (Rapunzel, Pascal and Max are sick and tired of watching Eugene arguing at the impostor) (Max

Lawmen, sellout.

Eugene

Ooh. Ooh. Who you calling sellout, huh? And you know what? Flynn Rider never had a mustache. (points and taps Brock's chest) So there.

That's because yours truly gave him a long overdue upgrade. Big ears.

Eugene

(gasps) You sir, have come too far. (points to Brock and grabs him by the vest) (Rapunzel uses her hair as a lasso to pull Eugene away)

Rapunzel

Eugene, relax.

Yeah, Eugene, relax. (Eugene turns around)

Rapunzel

Don't test me, Rider. (points at Brock) Com on, let's get this Flynnpostor back to Corona. (tells Eugene when she walks to Brock)

Eugene

(groans) (walks to Brock)

The Baron

In the hands of the law again. I'll bide my time. (sees Rapunzel, Eugene and Maximus taking Brock back to Corona) (The Baron leaves)

The Baron

You were supposed to steal this for me years ago. (holds Rapunzel's tiara while telling Brock) (flings Rapunzel's tiara at Brock's feet) And now I've got it, it doesn't even matter. Look what's become of me.

You know, I'm looking at you and there's a lot of you, and I'm-- I'm drawing a blank. Now-- And don't this the wrong way. But you have a face that is hard to forget. Because believe me, I'm trying.

The Baron

Enough games, Rider! I've lost everything because of you, and now I'm gonna take everything from you. (grabs Brock by the vest)

Here's what I think. (laughing nervously) I-- I-- I think that you think that I-- I'm somebody else.

The Baron

(growling)

Eugene

Steady. Steady. (fireworks exploding) (Max, Pascal and Rapunzel see the Flynnoelum heading towards them)

Rapunzel

Uh-oh. (she, Pascal and Maximus run away from the Flynnoelum but Eugene trips and stops holding onto Rapunzel's hair then falls off the cliff)

Eugene

Whoa! Whoa! Aah! (groans) (falls into The Baron's hideout)

You came for me. (he and The Baron see Eugene) Eugene. All right! Do you know this guy? (Eugene holds his injured body)

Eugene

This guy? Unfortunately, I do. Baron! That must be you, right? I mean, I can't really tell because I don't think you're aging very gracefully. Like at all. Have you considered a moisturizing consultant? Because I can put you in touch with my guy. He's very cheap.

The Baron

There are two of you?

Well, it's more like one and a half. If I'm being honest. (chuckling)

Eugene

If you're being honest. (walks to Brock and The Baron) You hush your mouth. You're not even a third of the man I am. (tells Brock)

The Baron

Break it up! You're obviously the real Rider. (points to Eugene)

Eugene

Aah! Well, thank you for recognizing the genuine article.

The Baron

Nobody has that fragile, an ego.

So then it's settled. If you could just unlock these shackles, my good man. I'm gonna, tsk, get on of here.

The Baron

Not so fast. (grabs Eugene) I'm gonna get rid of you both.

Rapunzel

Well, it looks like it's up to us, Max. (slides down then sees Eugene, Brock and The Baron at the hideout)

The Baron

Just knowing this is the last time I'm ever gonna see you. It really brings a smile to my face.

Eugene

Barry. Bobby. Seriously? Last time? Last is so finite.

And I-- Look, honestly, I'm having a hard time making that out as a smile. More of a stern glare.

Rapunzel

He's got them both, Pascal. (The Baron turns around and sees Rapunzel and Pascal) (Rapunzel gasps)

The Baron

Your girlfriend's here. But not for much longer. (Rapunzel runs after he sees her) (he walks to a wall to pull out a rock then water is released and Brock sees it about to rise) Now, if you'll excuse me. (tells Eugene and Brock before climbing up the hideout)

Rapunzel

Let them out of there, Baron. (tells Stalyan's dad to free Eugene and Brock)

The Baron

When this is through, you're gonna wish he had stayed with my Stalyan. (picks up a boulder next to him)

Rapunzel

Stalyan has moved on, why can't you? (tells him that his daughter realized that Eugene and Rapunzel are meant for each other)

The Baron

Because I've got nothing to move on to. (flings a boulder at Rapunzel then he flings another one at her and she falls) (Rapunzel groans)

Rapunzel

I'll hold off The Baron, you go help Eugene. (tells Pascal) (Pascal squeaks and leaves to go to the hideout to rescue Eugene)

The Baron

I'll tear it all down if I have to. (about to make the pillar fall on Rapunzel) (Max neighs when he runs to save Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Thanks, Max. Unh. I'm stuck. (tries to pull her hair out of the rubble) (grunts) (yelps) (Max grunting when he holds the pillar)

Eugene

All right. Sit still. If you can get your wrist close enough, I can pick your lock, and then you can pick mine.

Got it. (Eugene frees Brock) Nice work. Man, you are better than they say. Color me impressed. Whoa. (starts walking away)

Eugene

Thank you very much. Now, could you, please--? N-No. No, where are you gouing?

Sorry, pal. Not my fight. (tells Eugene when he climbs up the rocks) I want your reputation. Not your problems.

Eugene

Come on! If you wanna be Flynn Rider? Go ahead. Leaving someone like this is definitely something Flynn Rider would do. But ask yourself. Is this something Brock Thunderstrike would do? (Brock thinks for a second about either leaving someone or rescuing someone but he leaves) (Eugene tries to free himself from the handcuffs) (Pascal squeaking and Eugene sees him on the ceiling) Oh! Aah. Pascal. There's a lock. Pick-- (the water rise to Eugene's head and holds his breath while Pascal dives into the water then swim to Eugene's utility belt to take a lock pick) (Pascal swims to the handcuffs to free Eugene with the latter's lock pick) (Eugene gasps when he comes out of the water to breathe) All right, frog! (Pascal squeaks when he comes out of the water then Eugene climbs up) (Eugene panting) Oh, thank goodness that's over. (Pascal squeaks when he climbs up)

Rapunzel

Eugene!

Eugene

Don't worry. I'll get you-- (tells Rapunzel but The Baron attacks him from going close to her) (The Baron pins Eugene down and picks up a boulder to threaten him)

The Baron

This is how it ends, Rider. (Rapunzel's frying pan thuds) (The Baron groans and fell on the floor) (Brock Thunderstrike saves Eugene)

Oh, mama. I have to get me one of these. (wants a frying pan)

Eugene

Flynn, you came back. (Brock holds out his hand to help Eugene up)

Yeah, well... Now, Flynn didn't come back. Brock did. (tells Eugene)

Rapunzel

Eugene!

Eugene

Oh. Come on! (he and Brock run to help Pascal push the boulder to free Rapunzel's hair from being trapped under it) (Max holds the pillar)

Rapunzel

Almost. (Pascal squeaks) I'm free! (Pascal squeaks when he climbs on Rapunzel's hair then her arm and her shoulder) (Max neighs) (Rapunzel twirls her hair as a lasso to pull a boulder while Eugene and Brock push) (Rapunzel, Eugene and Brock are grunting when they move the boulder to a pillar) Run! (Eugene, Brock, Rapunzel and Max dash out of the way) (the pillar starts to rubble) (The Baron grabs Brock's feet to prevent the latter from running)

Aah! Help! Whoa! (Rapunzel and Pascal see that Brock needs to be rescued before the falling pillar traps him) No! (Rapunzel wraps her hair around Brock's waist to save him from the falling pillar while Brock shielded his eyes via his arms) (Brock coughing) (he sees Rapunzel and is amazed) Wow. Weren't we supposed to save you? (asks Rapunzel then Eugene walks to Rapunzel and Brock)

Eugene

(laughs) Yeah, no, she usually does most of the saving. (tells Brock about about Rapunzel) (Pascal squeaks when he holds Rapunzel's tiara and gives it to her while he squeaks)

The Baron

(groans) (the cell door slams)

Eugene

You know, Lance... it's hard to admit this, but they wanted to make me The Captain, I was scared. (he and Lance stop walking while the former talks to the latter about his new job) If I can just open up for a moment. (muffled dialogue) That's when I realize if they believe in me, well, darn it, it's okay for me to believe in me too. And I... (muffled dialogue) ... to accept the position of Captain of the Guard. (chuckles) (hugs Lance) Oh! Why, that feels good to get off my chest. Thanks for listening, buddy. (he and Lance walk to the door) Say, where did you get those medals, by the way? (opens the door while asking Lance)

Lance

(shouts) What? What was that? Eugene! Check out the medals! (Eugene is annoyed then holds Lance to push him and they leave the dungeon) (Eugene closes the door)