WWoman
Challenge on the Brave? Looks like some kind of tournament.
MMan
(chuckles) Not just any tournament. I hear the fiercest fighters from all over are coming to compete! (Cassandra walks by and hears about the event from a man and a lady then a child bumps into Cassandra)
WWoman
Whoa! Let me tell you, whoever walks away champ will have earned the respect of every warrior in the seven kingdoms. (thrilling music) (Cass walks to the posters and proud to see it then starts training for the event and doing chores)
Ugh! (sees the other three handmaiden giving her laundry to wash via washboard) (continues training) (sews a dress) (marching footsteps) (sighs) (continues more training) (Dwayne thwacks a purse from a lady)
EElderly lady
Oh! Stop! Thief! (Cassandra walks by and turns around to hear a lady but Dwayne runs then Cassandra removes her headdress)
PeteStay back! We'll handle it. (tells Cassandra then he grabs Dwayne to prevent him from escaping) (Cassandra walks away to train more)
GGirl
Whoa! It's Princess Rapunzel!
Huh? (Owl hoots) (she and her pet turns around and sees Rapunzel) (kids cheering and run to Rapunzel)
(grunts, laughs) (hugs the three children) (Owl hoots) Wow, Cass. What is all this?
Nothing. (chuckles) I'm warming up for the Challenge of the Brave this morning. It's just a competition to find the toughest warrior in all of Corona. No big deal.
Ooh! Sounds exciting. Where can I sign up?
Yeah, like I said, no big-- Oh, sorry, what?
CChildren
Yeah, do it! That would be great! Do it! You could be princess, and the most "reveredest" warrior!
That would be fun, but I'm not so sure that's the best idea.
I'm brave. And I'm always up for a challenge. (puts her hand on Cassandra's shoulder)
But the-- the thing is, the challenge is by invitation only, so you can't do it. Oh, man, ugh! Rules are rules. (Owl hoots)
Oh, okay. But you can always count on me to cheer you on.
What do we have here? A plate of cheese and crackers. I wonder why?
Uh, it's because I am very hungry and very thirsty, thank you very much. (tastes some grapes) Mmm, so good. (Cassandra give her a strict look) Okay, fine. Yes, they're not home. But what is to say they're not out having fun?
Oh, I never said anything about them not having fun. I'm just suggesting they're most likely stealing stuff while doing it.
[irritated] Okay, I have had just about enough, Cassandra. You know what? Let's go find Eugene, so I can show you that you were wrong. (drinks some milk and gets a milk mustache) Hmm?
[jokely] Okay, but when I'm proven right, you're gonna have egg on your face.
(rolls her eyes) Hoho! I promise you this, I will not have anything on my face tonight. (give Pete the plate and walks away)
Pete
Princess, you have a milk mustache.
[off-screen] I know what I have Pete, Thank you!
Pete
All I'm saying is, if you bring a quiche to work, you should bring enough to share with your co-workers. That's-- Just--
Yeah, but, you don't even like quiche!
Pete
Yeah, but that's-- First of all, don't tell me what I don't like. (puts his hand on his nose and walks away while being mad at Stan)
No, I know you don't like quiche.
Pete
Okay, because I, like a lotta things, but you never point that out.
Pete
You just tell me all the stuff I don't like.
Pete
Anyway, let's just this one done. (stops holding his halberd and walks to the other weapons then tells Stan) Okay, you start cleaning the spears, I'll work on the swords. (Stan stops holding his halberd) (cabinet doors rattling) (Pete and Stan turn around and they hear a noise) (rattling continues) (Pete and Stan are walking towards the noise while holding their halberds)
Ha! Gotcha! (stops hiding inside the cabinet while holding a rag and a sword)
(screams) (the weapons inside the cabinet have been shined by Rapunzel)
Ha! I just polished all of these weapons before you could! You should see the look on your face! (tells Pete and Stan) (Stan is terrified while his halberd is clanking) (Pete is shocked) You've just been pranked! Or as it's soon to be called, Rapunzelled. (Stan falls backwards then Rapunzel and Pete see Stan on the floor) (Cassandra opens the door to the weapons room to see how Rapunzel's prank turned out)
That was clever. But not funny. (closes the door and leaves)
No, no, no! We'll need men here! We'll put guards here, and... Does this mean we're out of real guards, too?
Pete
Um...
Blasted! This exposition of science is just spreading our ranks too thin. (Maximus grunts) We need more guards!
Pete
(clears throat) (he sees Cassandra) (door closes) (Maximus grunts)
I'll need the room. (Pete, Stan and Maximus exit) So, you want your first guard assignment. We've talked about this, Cassandra. I just don't know that you're ready. (tells her)
Dad, I've been training with the guards since I was six. I know castle procedures and protocol better than anyone, so if there's any other reason why you feel I'm not ready besides me being your daughter, I'm all ears. (tells him)
Your lady-in-waiting duties come first. Only after you've finished those, including setting up for the expo, may you help. Are we clear?
Crystal. (Sees her long list of chores and groans)
So, I guess it's a pretty safe bet that Corona won't be hosting a daddy-daughter dance anytime soon? (laughs) (Rapunzel and Pascal stop pacing and looks at him angrily) (Pascal squeaks) Yeah, sorry, not the time for jokes. (Rapunzel sits next to him)
(sighs) I'm not sure what's going on, but I know Corona's in some kind of danger. And I feel like I'm the only one who wants to do anything about it.
No, no you're not. Listen. Blondie, no matter what we're up against, I'm with you all the way.
I know, thank you, I just... (sighs) I think I need some time alone.
Understood. (about to leave) You know... Things do seem pretty dark right now, but if anyone can find a light, it's you. (Rapunzel smiles) I've got a feeling everything's gonna be okay. (hears Stan) (opens the door)
Quit being so mean, Pete!
Pete
Wait! All I said was your breath smells like tree-rot, you are a sub-standard croquet player, and previous instances where I asserted you had a lovely singing voice were patently false. (gasps) (Stan gasps and turns around)
You've always loved my voice! (Rapunzel runs to Pete and Stan)
Pete! What are you doing? Stan's your best friend!
Pete
I know, I can't help it! It's like... I have to say whatever's on my mind!
Oh, yeah? Well, you have cookie crumbs on your cheek. (points to Pete's cheek) (runs) (Stan sobbing)
Pete
Stan, wait! I'm sorry! (runs after Stan to apologize) (Eugene walks to Rapunzel)
You've got enough on your plate, Blondie. Go get some rest. I'll handle this. (walks to the same direction as Pete and Stan)
(sighs) (goes back to her room to sleep on her bed) (having a dream) (waltz music playing) (opens the door and walks into the throne room)
Dad, what it all this? (dancing with her dad)
Look, darling, I feel horrible about the way we left things, and, well, I'm hoping to make it up to you.
Oh, Dad, I'm so relieved to hear that-- (crackling) Ah! (people screaming) Oh! (crackling and rumbling) (panting) (groans)
Stop running, Rapunzel. (appears behind Rapunzel)
(turns around and sees Varian) (gasps) (Varian bends down to pick up Rapunzel's hair then holds her hair)
Face your destiny, or all you hold in your heart will be in grave danger. (tells Rapunzel) (tense music)
Uh... (Rapunzel wakes up and sees her glowing and it knocks the clock and her journal off the nightstands (Pascal squeaking) No, Pascal! (runs to grab her pet when he has tied up) (Pascal squeaks) Oh, Pascal! I would never do anything to hurt you. Come on.
Okay, Pete. Let's start at the beginning. Walk us through your day.
And relax. Just tell us what happened.
Pete
Well, I woke up confused, because my mouth tasted like beans, but I had no recollection of eating beans the day prior. Then I saw my cat, and I said, "Hello, Mr. Happy-Paws! Who's a fluffernutter?" (Eugene takes a chair from behind him and sets it down) Of course, he can't talk. (Eugene and Cassandra sigh)
Pete
I got into work, I high-fived Stan, and I noticed his hand was sweaty,(Cassandra growls and grabs Pete) (Pete gasps) Oh, boy! You are scary.
Listen. We've been here for 30 minutes, and all you've been doing is boring us with useless information!
Pete
Useless! I gave you my recipe for strawberry scones!
That was the most useless part!
Okay, okay, okay. Let's try this. Can you recall anything out of the ordinary? Maybe something not soul-crushingly boring?
Pete
Well, I did find the man in the bush who gave me purple cookies a bit peculiar.
(scoffs) You think you might led with that? (Pete picks up a purple cookie that Varian gave him and everyone else at the castle)
Pete
Everybody's been eating these things! (about to eat the cookie but Cassandra slaps it out of his hand)
(slaps) Don't1 Someone may have laced them with some kind of truth serum.
Listen, Pete. What else can you tell us about the man in the bush?
Pete
Well, let's see, his voice was kind of... squeaky? Oh, and... he was asking about the sun-drop flower, which the king has been secretly hiding in the vault ever since he used it on the queen.
Whoa, whoa, whoa! W-w-wait! The sun-drop flower!
So... someone with a squeaky voice trying to keep a low profile used a potion to get information about a magical flower. Sound like anyone we know? (asks Eugene)
Varian. So, that's why Rapunzel was acting so peculiar. Come on, she might be in trouble! (he and Cassandra are going to the vault to stop Varian)
Pete
Oh, okay. Whoa. (Lance grunting) (Pete takes one of the presents from Lance)
Present delivery for the princess! (telling Pete and Stan)
Pete
Sorry. No one goes in or out. (tells Lance)
Lance, I know what you're trying to do. Frankly, I don't blame you. We don't wanna see the princess locked up either.
(gasps) Wait! Are you insinuating that I am trying to break the princess out? Well! I'm just embarrassed for both of you.
Pete
Well, Stan said it, so...
I assure you, there's nothing but gifts in these packages. (putting the presents on the ground then tells Pete and Stan) Have a look. (Pete is shaking the present that he is holding to find out what is inside it) (upbeat music) (Pete and Stan are opening the presents) (Rapunzel opens the door to see if Lance has Pete and Stan distracted with presents then Lance winks at Rapunzel then she closes the door) (Stan holds a nightgown and Pete holds a music instrument)
Pete
(gasps) An accordion? I have always wanted to play one of these.
Well, what's stopping ya? (asks Pete)
Pete
Stan, wasn't I just saying-- (starts playing the accordion)
Pete
I was just saying-- We wanna start a band called "The En Gardes". You know? Do you get that? (asks Lance) (Rapunzel sees that Pete and Stan are distracted then gives Pascal a thumbs up) (Pascal squeaking when he goes outside to give a signal to Cassandra)
That's our signal. (sees Pascal with a telescope then jumps off) (Eugene checks the note and sees that he doesn't have to be launched)
Ha! I knew it! There's nothing here that says "I have to--"
Oop! My mistake! (about to launch Eugene and Hook Foot)
Wait! No! (turns around and sees Cassandra slicing of the rope with her halberd) (rope snaps) (catapult cranks) (Eugene screaming)
Man, that felt good. (Eugene and Hoot Foot screaming)(Eugene and Hoot Foot thud on a dome then Eugene points the bow to the top of the dome while Hook Foot holds the rope that is attached to the bow then Eugene aims an arrow) Are you ready? (asks Hook Foot)
Nope. Not in any way. (tells Eugene)
I'll take that as a yes. (tells Hook Foot then Eugene puts the grappling hook and picks up the rope and runs with Hook Foot) (tense music) (Eugene and Hook Foot swing as they tie the rope around and around the tallest tower while holding onto the rope) I am not loving this plan! (thuds) (groans) (Eugene and Hook Foot slammed to the side of the wall)
Pete
(discordant music playing)
(coughing) You sure you haven't accordion-ed before? (asks Pete while he continues to play the accordion)
Pete
(laughs) Right? It's just coming out of me! (tells Lance)
Sounds great, Pete! (tells him)
(straining) That was a lot more painful than I expected. (he and Hook Foot are groaning when they fell on the ground) Hook? (asks Hook Foot)
Hook. (hands his hook to Eugene and he hangs it on the bars) (gives Eugene rope then he walks to the edge and throws the rope to Big Nose, Ulf, Vladmir and Maximus then they grab the rope) (Maximus chuffs) (has rope tied around his waist) (Maximus, Vladmir and Big Nose are pulling the rope while Ulf is miming it) (all grunting) (Maximus neighs) (Eugene and Hook Foot are watching the window cracking) Seriously? (asks Eugene) This is the whole reason you needed me? Couldn't you have just used a regular hook? (annoyed at Eugene) (wall crackling)
Um... possibly, but probably best not to overthink it. (tells Hook Foot) (bars clank open) (Hook Foot is mad at Eugene)
(screams) (falls off from the tower)
Wait, did you hear something? (asks Lance)
Only musical genius! (laughing) (referring to Pete)
I got him, I got him. (Maximus pulls the cart with teddy bears while Vladimir pushes it to catch Hook Foot) (Hook Foot thuds) (toys squeaking) (holds a teddy bear) I got him. I'm the winner! (Maximus whinnies) (Hook Foot wakes up and sits) (bars thudding then it fell over Shorty)
What do you ask of us, Your Majesty? (asks King Frederic)
As was so insightfully pointed it out to me, we've been playing straight into Varian's hands, and now, he's expecting a full-out attack on Old Corona.
So, what's the plan, Your Majesty? (Rapunzel puts her finger on a model of Varian's home)
We launch a full-out attack on Old Corona.
Pete
But we'd be giving him the upper hand.
Yeah, well, we're let Varian think he still has the upper hand. And while we distract him with the assault, I am gonna sneak around the back using the underground tunnels and rescue the queen. (her dad puts his hand on her shoulder)
We are going to to rescue the queen. (tells Rapunzel then she smiles)
With all due respect, Princess, Varian only wants you. Once he sees you're nowhere to found, won't he realize that our attack is just a diversion?
Probably. That is what he is for. (Shorty is Rapunzel's decoy for the assault)
I got this. (walks into the strategy room disguised as Rapunzel to fool Varian) Ready, Caspal? (gibbering)
And the best part of the food coma is, Edmund will be leaving-- (opens his bedroom but sees a mess) Good gray, what happened? (sees his sash is missing) Wait a minute. Someone stole the sash! I've been ro-- I've been robbed! (Pascal grumbles) So that's how that feels.
Pete
Somebody say "robbed"? (runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom) (Stan also runs to the entrance of Eugene's bedroom)
Don't touch a thing. This is a crime scene. (he and Pete run inside Eugene's bedroom) (Eugene tells Pete and Stan)
Take it easy, guys. Who cares about that silly old sash? (Stan and Pete check Eugene's room) (Pete and Stan toss an eaten apple alongside Eugene's belongings) (Eugene's sock is on his head) (Pascal squeaks and laughs at Eugene when he has a sock on his head) (Eugene is annoyed)
Somebody stole the sash? (mad when the sash is missing)
I don't know, Your Majesty, but Eugene will help you find it. (tells King Edmund)
Whoa, whoa. Stan and Pete are on it. They are perfectly capable of handling this. (tells Rapunzel and his dad)
Pete
Hey, I found a clue. (tells Stan) (Stan runs to Pete)
That's your own helmet! (tells Pete) I told you not to take that off. (Eugene is sheepishly)
I will not leave Corona until our family's sash is safely recovered.
Fine. I'll just give Stan and Pete a hand. (smiles and enters his bedroom) It's the least I can do. (Pete stops searching)
Pete
No clues to report.
This master thief covered his tracks well.
Oh, what's this? (steps on paper to pick it up and unfolds it) Yeah, this is a ransom letter. (his dad and Rapunzel are at the entrance)
Pete
Oh, he's good.
Making wishes? (asks a girl)
GGirl
Huh? (Rapunzel does a magic trick for her) (giggling) What? (a coin appears on Rapunzel's hand) (surprised)
Eugene taught me that one. Go ahead. Come on. Make a wish. (tells the girl) (Pascal squeaks) (the girl makes a wish) (coin splashing)
Princess! (a girl, Raps and Pascal hear Feldspar) (Rapunzel turns around) (he, Stan and Pete walk to Raps) Somebody broke into my shop, tracked two sets of identical muddy footprints across my new rug.
GGirl
I saw them. One of them had an eye patch. (refers to Sideburns and Patchy) (Pascal squeaks)
Double security. (runs to Pete and Stan then tell them) I want sentries posted on the bridge, and patrols every hour.
SPStan and Pete
Yes, Princess. (Pascal squeaks angrily)
The Stabbingtons are back in Corona. (mad when she notices that Sideburns and Patchy returned to the city) (storms off) Oh, here. Back up wishes. (gives a girl more coins) (Rapunzel storms off) (Pete and Stan turn around to walk to Feldspar's shop)
Don't worry, Princess. The Stabbingtons are as good as-- (he and Pete yelling) (Pete and Stan are captured by Sideburns and Patchy) (helmets clattering) (a girl continues to make wishes) (girl hears a noise and turns around) (Sideburns and Patchy grab two helmets) (coin splashing)
Where is he? (walks to Stan and Pete to ask them about Eugene's location) Where's Rider? (Stan and Pete are scared)
Pete
Hey, aren't these the guys Eugene keeps beating? (asks Stan)
(grunts) Where is he? (grabs the rope that Pete and Stan are tied to) (demands Pete and Stan to tell them Eugene's location)
Pete
Yes, we do. He's headed to Mount Saison with his dad to get back that priceless sash.
Heh, heh. (Stan grunting) Mount Saison, huh? (he and Patchy leave Pete and Stan tied to a barrel)
But-- but you'll never catch him! Eugene moves faster than the wind! (tells Sideburns and Patchy)
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