BBrock
(coos) Mm. (holds Rapunzel's tiara and puts her tiara on his head then picks up his bag while laughing when the coins fell out) (makes a coin angel) I'm getting my vest dirty and I don't even care. (stack the coins on top of each other) Hello, beautiful. It's good to be me. (toss sixteen coins) (a coin rolls away) (Eugene spies Brock from a bush)
(chuckles) Would you get a load of this villainous scum, huh? (turns his head) Sorting through his booty with his well-manicured hands. (sees Brock putting coins into the pockets) Counting his loot with those piercing almond-brown eyes. (sees Brock as a statue) He makes me sick. (sees that Brock is gone) Huh? Huh? (stops hiding) Aah! He's on to us. Max! (whistles) (Max runs to him) (Brock is running away from Eugene and Max) Come on, Max. This fool is as good as caught. (Max neighs) What do you mean he's faster than me?
BBrock
(screams and grunts) (grabs a vine and swings on it) Whoa! (screams) (groaning) (Eugene and Max stop when they see Brock swinging around and he knocks him out via Rapunzel's frying pan the he is sent flying to a tree after having a bruised eye) (Rapunzel stops hiding and sees Brock)
Not so fast now, is he, Max? (Eugune and Max walk back to Rapunzel and Brock) (Eugene toss Rapunzel's frying pan back to her) (Max blusters) (Eugene jumps off Max) (Rapunzel, Eugene and Max surround Brock) Time for some answers, huh? (Pascal chitters)
BBrock
What is--? Is this hair? (sees that he is wrapped around Rapunzel's hair)
Yeah, it does the job. (holds her frying pan)
BBrock
Oh, it's your hair. In that case, hi. The name's Flynn Rider. (Eugene appears)
No, it's not. Nope, sorry. Nada. Full stop. You thought you could steal the crown better than me, huh? Did you? Did you? Well, you thought wrong. Can we lock that thing up better, please? Thanks. (hands Rapunzel's tiara to Maximus) (Max whinnines) (Eugene walks to Brock) But let's talk about the real offense. Grand theft to boot. And how do you look exactly like me? (asks Brock)
BBrock
(laughs) Well, exactly like you? Come on. Don't flatter yourself, pal. (tells Eugene)
No, don't flatter-- Myself? No, don't flatter yourself, buddy! Okay? Can you believe this guy? (points to Brock) Big talk from a persona
BBrock
You stole it first.
I adapted the persona. There is a difference. (Rapunzel, Pascal and Max are sick and tired of watching Eugene arguing at the impostor) (Max
Ooh. Ooh. Who you calling sellout, huh? And you know what? Flynn Rider never had a mustache. (points and taps Brock's chest) So there.
BBrock
That's because yours truly gave him a long overdue upgrade. Big ears.
(gasps) You sir, have come too far. (points to Brock and grabs him by the vest) (Rapunzel uses her hair as a lasso to pull Eugene away)
BBrock
Yeah, Eugene, relax. (Eugene turns around)
Don't test me, Rider. (points at Brock) Com on, let's get this Flynnpostor back to Corona. (tells Eugene when she walks to Brock)
(groans) (walks to Brock)
In the hands of the law again. I'll bide my time. (sees Rapunzel, Eugene and Maximus taking Brock back to Corona) (The Baron leaves)
Why do you always bring people here when you don't even like it yourself? (asks Eugene) (Brock walks inside the pub)
I bring people here because I know they will hate it. (walks inside the pub after Brock)
BBrock
So there I was, you know, I'm surrounded by a battalion of guards, all with their arrows drawn and pointed at numero uno. So I hand over the goods, and I say, "I see your point." (takes his sword out) (Vladimir and Shorty laugh) (Attila chuckles) (Vladimir turns around while points at Brock)
Where did you get this guy? He's great.
Great? What--? (Max whinnies) That's not even his story. It's mine. (walks on the table) And he forgot the best part. (laughs) So-- so then the Captain says, "lock him up and throw away the key." And then this is when it gets great. He actually does. I spent weeks in jail while they searched for it, but, man, it was worth it. For the story, you know? (chuckles nervously and sighs) (Attila snoring) (Eugene jumps off the table) But, uh, I guess you had to be there. (walks back to Rapunzel and Maximus)
BBrock
Well, of course, all that is nothing compared to the time I took on the Earl of Camembert single-handedly.
Eugene, you really need to let your jealousy of this guy go. That's not who you are anymore.
Flynn Rider was the closest thing to an identity I ever had, okay? Sure, I was on the wrong side of the law, but I was my own man. In Corona, I'm just Rapunzel's incredibly attractive boyfriend. Or that super, super good-looking freeloader living in the castle. I can't let somebody tarnish my legacy.
Legacy? (scoffs) You were a thief. Behind each stolen item is someone who's upset or heartbroken that was taken. Is that a legacy to be proud of?
Well, honestly, it depends on the-- (Rapunzel is annoyed) No, no. Definitely not.
Instead of locking him up, why not try to help him? Wouldn't that be a more rewarding legacy?
(sighs) You're right. You're right. You're right, Sunshine. (tells Rapunzel) (walks away to help Brock) (Pascal squeaks)
There is the Eugene I know. (tells Pascal when he squeaks) (Attila and Vladimir laughing) (Eugene walks to Vladimir, Ulf, Attila and Shorty)
Excuse me. Ahem. Excuse me? Excuse me? Can I get by? Thank you. (put his hands on Vladmir and Ulf to) (Shorty has a Flynn Rider wanted poster on his face)
What? He was funny. (Eugene is mad at Attila, Vladmir and Shorty for letting Brock escape) (Eugene and Rapunzel see that Brock has escaped)
Ooh. (bangs his head on the wood) And he did it the same way I would have done it.
You were supposed to steal this for me years ago. (holds Rapunzel's tiara while telling Brock) (flings Rapunzel's tiara at Brock's feet) And now I've got it, it doesn't even matter. Look what's become of me.
BBrock
You know, I'm looking at you and there's a lot of you, and I'm-- I'm drawing a blank. Now-- And don't this the wrong way. But you have a face that is hard to forget. Because believe me, I'm trying.
Enough games, Rider! I've lost everything because of you, and now I'm gonna take everything from you. (grabs Brock by the vest)
BBrock
Here's what I think. (laughing nervously) I-- I-- I think that you think that I-- I'm somebody else.
Steady. Steady. (fireworks exploding) (Max, Pascal and Rapunzel see the Flynnoelum heading towards them)
Uh-oh. (she, Pascal and Maximus run away from the Flynnoelum but Eugene trips and stops holding onto Rapunzel's hair then falls off the cliff)
Whoa! Whoa! Aah! (groans) (falls into The Baron's hideout)
BBrock
You came for me. (he and The Baron see Eugene) Eugene. All right! Do you know this guy? (Eugene holds his injured body)
This guy? Unfortunately, I do. Baron! That must be you, right? I mean, I can't really tell because I don't think you're aging very gracefully. Like at all. Have you considered a moisturizing consultant? Because I can put you in touch with my guy. He's very cheap.
BBrock
Well, it's more like one and a half. If I'm being honest. (chuckling)
If you're being honest. (walks to Brock and The Baron) You hush your mouth. You're not even a third of the man I am. (tells Brock)
Break it up! You're obviously the real Rider. (points to Eugene)
Aah! Well, thank you for recognizing the genuine article.
Nobody has that fragile, an ego.
BBrock
So then it's settled. If you could just unlock these shackles, my good man. I'm gonna, tsk, get on of here.
Not so fast. (grabs Eugene) I'm gonna get rid of you both.
Well, it looks like it's up to us, Max. (slides down then sees Eugene, Brock and The Baron at the hideout)
Just knowing this is the last time I'm ever gonna see you. It really brings a smile to my face.
Barry. Bobby. Seriously? Last time? Last is so finite.
BBrock
And I-- Look, honestly, I'm having a hard time making that out as a smile. More of a stern glare.
He's got them both, Pascal. (The Baron turns around and sees Rapunzel and Pascal) (Rapunzel gasps)
Your girlfriend's here. But not for much longer. (Rapunzel runs after he sees her) (he walks to a wall to pull out a rock then water is released and Brock sees it about to rise) Now, if you'll excuse me. (tells Eugene and Brock before climbing up the hideout)
Let them out of there, Baron. (tells Stalyan's dad to free Eugene and Brock)
When this is through, you're gonna wish he had stayed with my Stalyan. (picks up a boulder next to him)
Stalyan has moved on, why can't you? (tells him that his daughter realized that Eugene and Rapunzel are meant for each other)
Because I've got nothing to move on to. (flings a boulder at Rapunzel then he flings another one at her and she falls) (Rapunzel groans)
BBrock
Uh... Eugene. It occurs to me that since we are about to face our doom, now might-- Now might be a good time to apologize.
Actually, no. Now is a good to help me get us out of here.
BBrock
Will you just listen to me? I'm sorry. I stole your name, but it gave me an instant reputation. Without it, I'm nobody. Just boring old Brock Thunderstrike.
Come on, we've gotta-- I'm sorry. What did you say your name was?
All right. Sit still. If you can get your wrist close enough, I can pick your lock, and then you can pick mine.
BBrock
Got it. (Eugene frees Brock) Nice work. Man, you are better than they say. Color me impressed. Whoa. (starts walking away)
Thank you very much. Now, could you, please--? N-No. No, where are you gouing?
BBrock
Sorry, pal. Not my fight. (tells Eugene when he climbs up the rocks) I want your reputation. Not your problems.
Come on! If you wanna be Flynn Rider? Go ahead. Leaving someone like this is definitely something Flynn Rider would do. But ask yourself. Is this something Brock Thunderstrike would do? (Brock thinks for a second about either leaving someone or rescuing someone but he leaves) (Eugene tries to free himself from the handcuffs) (Pascal squeaking and Eugene sees him on the ceiling) Oh! Aah. Pascal. There's a lock. Pick-- (the water rise to Eugene's head and holds his breath while Pascal dives into the water then swim to Eugene's utility belt to take a lock pick) (Pascal swims to the handcuffs to free Eugene with the latter's lock pick) (Eugene gasps when he comes out of the water to breathe) All right, frog! (Pascal squeaks when he comes out of the water then Eugene climbs up) (Eugene panting) Oh, thank goodness that's over. (Pascal squeaks when he climbs up)
Don't worry. I'll get you-- (tells Rapunzel but The Baron attacks him from going close to her) (The Baron pins Eugene down and picks up a boulder to threaten him)
This is how it ends, Rider. (Rapunzel's frying pan thuds) (The Baron groans and fell on the floor) (Brock Thunderstrike saves Eugene)
BBrock
Oh, mama. I have to get me one of these. (wants a frying pan)
Flynn, you came back. (Brock holds out his hand to help Eugene up)
BBrock
Yeah, well... Now, Flynn didn't come back. Brock did. (tells Eugene)
Oh. Come on! (he and Brock run to help Pascal push the boulder to free Rapunzel's hair from being trapped under it) (Max holds the pillar)
Almost. (Pascal squeaks) I'm free! (Pascal squeaks when he climbs on Rapunzel's hair then her arm and her shoulder) (Max neighs) (Rapunzel twirls her hair as a lasso to pull a boulder while Eugene and Brock push) (Rapunzel, Eugene and Brock are grunting when they move the boulder to a pillar) Run! (Eugene, Brock, Rapunzel and Max dash out of the way) (the pillar starts to rubble) (The Baron grabs Brock's feet to prevent the latter from running)
BBrock
Aah! Help! Whoa! (Rapunzel and Pascal see that Brock needs to be rescued before the falling pillar traps him) No! (Rapunzel wraps her hair around Brock's waist to save him from the falling pillar while Brock shielded his eyes via his arms) (Brock coughing) (he sees Rapunzel and is amazed) Wow. Weren't we supposed to save you? (asks Rapunzel then Eugene walks to Rapunzel and Brock)
(laughs) Yeah, no, she usually does most of the saving. (tells Brock about about Rapunzel) (Pascal squeaks when he holds Rapunzel's tiara and gives it to her while he squeaks)
BBrock
So I, uh... I guess this is the part where Flynn Rider goes to jail, huh? (Eugene is about to put handcuffs on Brock's hands)
Eugene? (Brock sees that Eugene shakes his hand)
(clears throat) Uh, it's true. Yes, Flynn Rider should go to jail. But as it turns out, I only see Brock Thunderstrike standing before me. Just promise me that you'll make your own future and carve out your own identity. And whatever you do, do not let an awesome name like Brock Thunderstrike go to waste, man, because, wow! What a name. That's like a gift from the heavens, you know. (tells Brock)
BBrock
Well, in, uh-- Ahem. In that case... Princess, Captain. Various pets. (Pascal chitters and Maximus whinnies) Are you pets? I don't even know. (a crab taps Brock and he sees it) Aah! My own pet. (bends down and picks up the crab then puts it on his shoulder) Brock Thunderstrike and my new pet, Hulk the Lightning Claw, bid you adieu. (walks away with his pet)
He's not so bad. (referring to Brock Thunderstrike) (she and Eugene walk to a tree) (Eugene takes the wanted poster of Brock to crumble it up and toss it on the ground)
I really don't like him. (also referring to Brock Thunderstrike) (Eugene and Rapunzel walk back to the castle alongside Maximus)
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