Varian quotes from Rapunzel's Tangled Adventure

Varian

Aah! Ah! Yah! (extinguishing the flame)

Varian

Any moment now, "Your Highness".

Varian

Now it's time to step up

Varian

Cassandra, you're angry, I get it.

Varian

(still trapped inside the cage) Argh! "Needs the sun to see the sun." What does that even mean? (grunts in frustration) (throws his goggles and the scroll after he is frustrated but his goggles are reflecting the words then he turns to see the sun and notices that the invisible words can only be revealed by the sun) Sunlight. The words are hidden and it needs a beam of sunlight to reveal the incantation! Demanitus, you genius!

Varian

Oh, hey, Dad. (greets Quirin while putting the pumpkin into a cart and walks away) (Quirin's eyes and his mark of the Brotherhood glows blue while he is tending the pumpkins at Old Corona)

Princess Rapunzel

"Oh, please. Just Rapunzel. I need to ask you about my hair."

Varian

Ah, yes. So, fantastical stories about your hair returning have spread throughout Corona. Some say it's magic but, personally, I don't believe that. Now as you probably guessed, I am a man of science. Not magic. Specifically, al.

Cassandra

Alchemy. We know. Now listen here, kid! We need your help. But let me make something clear. Whatever happens here stays here! You got it!?

Varian

Now, let's see exactly what this hair is made of.

Varian

Yes- I mean no! Ow.

Huh. That used to work.

Varian

Well, silver lining. We sure acquired some mystery about your hair: It no longer possesses its legendary healing power.

Cassandra

(muttering) Don't see why the lady-in-waiting has to help set up for this thing. (sees two guards) Dumb science expo's for dorks, anyway.(groans)

Varian

Who's ready for the expo? (Cassandra turns around and sees Varian then he waves to her)

Varian

Hey Cassie! Hey, you wanna see my new invention? (asks her) Rumor has it, it is a shoo-in for the first prize in the contest. (whispers) I started the rumor. (tells her)

Cassandra

Oh. Hey, Varian. First off it's Cass not Cassie. Secondly, I'm slammed so--

Varian

Oh, yeah, I-- I hear ya. Hey, did I tell you that my invention can create an entirely new element? I call it-- (Stan appears)

Stan

Cassandra!, I thought you should know, the Captain is short on guards for the expo. This could be your big chance! (tells Cassandra) (she smiles while sliding down the ladder)

Cassandra

Come on, let's go! (leaves with Stan while Varian sees them running to the castle) (Owl hooting when he holds the rope after it unties) (Varian hears Owl trying to hold the rope and he runs to the ladder and climbs it to help Cassandra's pet then he takes the rope from Cassandra's pet and ties to the pole)

Rapunzel

Cassandra! Lookin' good! (Varian hears Rapunzel then he sees her and Eugene) You should see some of the inventions on display. Look at these crazy goggles. (turns the lens on) Oh. Hi, Varian! (removes the goggles from her head and sees him then he smiles) (Varian climbs off the ladder and jumps to the ground and turns around) I haven't seen you since we...

Eugene

Since your last invention almost killed us. (completes Rapunzel's sentence) So glad you're here. With looks like another invention.

Varian

Please, I wouldn't miss a chance to promote the merits of alchemy. And wait until you see my invention. I think, uh, everyone at the expo will be impressed. (tells Rapunzel and Eugene) (chuckles) Cassandra's gonna be here, right? Not that I'm doing this for Cassandra! (Varian reveals his crush on Cassandra to Rapunzel and Eugene when Varian blushes) (chuckles) But, yes, she's gonna be there, right? (asks Rapunzel and Eugene)

Varian

There you are, Cass-not-Cassie. We, uh, we didn't finish our conversation from earlier. (tells Cassandra)

Cassandra

I did.

Varian

(chuckles) Oh, you! Seriously, I'm getting ready for the expo, and I think you'll be pretty impressed with my invention, yeah. The only thing is, when I present it to Master Dr. St. Croix, it's gonna take two people to operate it. Hey! Wanna be the assistant for my demonstration? (asks her)

Cassandra

Assistant? What? Assis-- No. Look. (accidentally spills grape juice on the tablecloth and gasps) No! I can't catch a break today. (leaves with the cup of grape juice and the pitcher) (Varian pours salt and drops of water from the flowers' stems over the stain, making it disappear then he puts the flowers back into the vase and he puts the glass tube of salt then Cassandra brings a rag to wipe the table cloth). Varian, thanks for stopping by, but I, wha--? Huh? The stain. It's gone! But how? (asks)

Varian

Oh, simple. Grapes are acidic, by combining the alkalinity from the flowers' barley grass with rock salt, I was able to stop the stain's adhesion. Alchemy! (tells Cassandra)

Cassandra

So, you've got a knack for this kind of thing. Any chance you'd want to...

Varian

Help you? Yes! I, I mean, I'd-- I'd love to. Hey! If, If I help you, you can help me and be my assistant! It'll only take a minute! (tells Cassandra)

Cassandra

Um... deal. (agrees)

Varian

Great! We-- We can be, uh, co-ladies-in-waiting. A-ha! (Cassandra gives him a pile of laundry)

Cassandra

Let's not put a label on it. (tells Varian while she dusts her hands off then walks away) (a rag falls on the ground)

Cassandra

I believe this was meant for you. (picks up the first prize ribbon from the ground then puts it on his apron and he smiles)

Varian

And, um, this was meant for you. (gives her a Cassandrium necklace then she wears the present)

Cassandra

Thanks. And, Varian, about putting my own ambition in front of our friendship, I'm sorry. (apologizing to him)

Varian

It's It's okay, Cassandra. (forgives her)

Cassandra

Hey, call me Cassie. (Varian smiles)

Varian

Well, I guess I should start cleaning this mess up.

Cassandra, you helped prevent what could've been a disaster for all of us. Well done. And I have another assignment for you.

Cassandra

You know what, Dad? I'm gonna set this aside for now. I think my friend needs my help.

Well, as Captain of the Guard, turning down an assignment doesn't bode well. But as your dad, I'm proud of you.

Varian

Wow. You turned down your dad? For me?

Cassandra

I'll find a way to make it up to him. Besides, it's not every day you get an element named after you.

Varian

I actually got the idea after discovering a cluster of these strange black rocks by my village.

Black rocks?

Varian

It was amazing. They just kind of sprouted up here a couple weeks ago. I never seen anything like it.

Varian

Amazing. The rocks are demonstrating an actual physical response...to you. (points to Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Shh. Varian, I need you to promise to keep this between you and me, okay? And them.

Varian

Why? (asks Rapunzel)

Rapunzel

Because my dad has forbidden me from talking about these rocks to anyone. We collectively are going to figure it out.

Varian

You can count on me.

Varian

Rapunzel! My dad's in danger, you...you're the only one who can help! Please! You have to come to Old Corona with me! Now!

Rapunzel

Varian, what's wrong?

Varian

Please, please, the rocks...they're--they're encasing my dad!

Princess Rapunzel

Encasing? Wh--what are you saying?

Varian

Come! Come! See for yourself. You can help! I I know you can! You have a connection to these rocks!!

Princess Rapunzel

Varian, it's a state of emergency here! I'm sorry...I-I-I can't help you! Not right now.

Varian

No! No, no, no, no! Listen to me, my dad doesn't have much time! You are the only one who can help...Rapunzel, please!

Your Majesty, please. Whatever the boy's problem, it must be set aside. The storm's growing stronger by the second.

Varian

No!

We need you to make a decision.

Varian

No, no, no, please! Please, Princess, you--you promised you'd help me! You promised! Rapunzel! (panicky) Princess! My dad needs help!

Princess Rapunzel

No! Don't hurt him!

Varian

Rapunzel! You promised! You promised!!!!