Cariad Lloyd quotes from QI

Stephen Fry

Bicycling did cause a lot of men to get rather angry and concerned about the fact that women were doing it. Do you know the reason?

Cariad Lloyd

Cos they were free. They were allowed to move.

Stephen Fry

Yes. Exactly.

Cariad Lloyd

If they move, what else are they gonna do? Vote? Think? Be allowed on panel shows? No! We’ve got to stop this! It’s dangerous.

Noel Fielding

I like the idea of the man coming home early from work and the wife’s in bed with a bicycle.

Alan Davies

[About the klaxon.] Why weren’t things going off then? If I’d said things, it would all have gone off!

Rhod Gilbert

Finally you’ve worked out the pattern.

Alan Davies

Whenever you guessing things, it goes off! That’s how it works. Just cos she’s a girl.

Stephen Fry

Oh, now.

Cariad Lloyd

Aw, she’s a girl who knew the right answer.

Stephen Fry

[To Alan] Cariad has been bitten by a snake.

Cariad Lloyd

What's happening to me? This is not I'm a Celebrity!

Stephen Fry

What should you do?

Alan Davies

Suck her.

Cariad Lloyd

You can't afford it, love.

Stephen Fry

Even when you've been bitten, you're gonna haggle prices?

Alan Davies

You soon drop your prices once you've tried it.

Matt Lucas

It's cool but not as cool as Kanye.

Cariad Lloyd

It's cooler than Kanye.

Sandi Toksvig

I thought Kanye is something you cure with Yoghurt.

Sandi Toksvig

What is the best job for a beetle?

Cariad Lloyd

Drummer, cause you'd still be alive.

Sandi Toksvig

I am giving you an extra point, even though it's horribly wrong.

Holly Walsh

Is it careers advisor?

Sandi Toksvig

Did you have one of those?

Holly Walsh

Yeah, they told me to be a horticulturist.

Cariad Lloyd

You had a nice careers advisor. Mine was like “ Sainsbury's that way, good luck”.

Nish Kumar

Mine told me “Prison”.

Sandi Toksvig

Working or serving?