[To Alan] Cariad has been bitten by a snake.
What's happening to me? This is not I'm a Celebrity!
What should you do?
Suck her.
[Forfeit klaxon goes off - SUCK OUT THE VENOM]
You can't afford it, love.
Even when you've been bitten, you're gonna haggle prices?
You soon drop your prices once you've tried it.
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