What is the best job for a beetle?
Drummer, cause you'd still be alive.
I am giving you an extra point, even though it's horribly wrong.
Is it careers advisor?
Did you have one of those?
Yeah, they told me to be a horticulturist.
You had a nice careers advisor. Mine was like “ Sainsbury's that way, good luck”.
Mine told me “Prison”.
Working or serving?
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