Holly Walsh quotes from QI

Holly Walsh

Is that the remake of Cool Runnings?

Holly Walsh

It's like with people on YouTube squeezing spots. I mean, what is wrong with people?

Nish Kumar

What is wrong with your YouTube searches?

Sandi Toksvig

What is the best job for a beetle?

Cariad Lloyd

Drummer, cause you'd still be alive.

Sandi Toksvig

I am giving you an extra point, even though it's horribly wrong.

Holly Walsh

Is it careers advisor?

Sandi Toksvig

Did you have one of those?

Holly Walsh

Yeah, they told me to be a horticulturist.

Cariad Lloyd

You had a nice careers advisor. Mine was like “ Sainsbury's that way, good luck”.

Nish Kumar

Mine told me “Prison”.

Sandi Toksvig

Working or serving?

Sandi Toksvig

They have the driest poo and most concentrated urine of any ungulant.

Holly Walsh

Well, clearly they've never spent a night in Wetherspoons.

Sandi Toksvig

What is a zookeepers worst nightmare?

Nish Kumar

Planet of the Apes.

Holly Walsh

Was it out of the blue redundancies?

Holly Walsh

Little baby girls can have periods in their first months cause they take in your estrogen.

Sandi Toksvig

I did not know that.

Holly Walsh

Is that the first time you ever had that experience?

Sandi Toksvig

What?

Holly Walsh

Not knowing something.