Shawn Spencer quotes from Psych

Shawn

My name is Shawn Spencer; this is my partner... I can't believe I'm blanking, I've done this a million times.

Shawn

And... cut! Great, dripping with swagger! Let's go again though, and maybe ease up on the cocksure smile just a bit.

Shawn

Gus, don't be exactly half of an eleven-pound Black Forest ham!

Shawn

Ahoy there! Um, yes. Right. Um, my name is Shawn Spencer. This is my first mate, Hummingbird Saltalamacchia.

Shawn

You wanna be hawk-eye or crow's nest?

Shawn

I can't believe you actually thought that text was from me. It lacked all nuance, my signature mocking tone, and was utterly devoid of emoticons.

Shawn

It's harvest season, Pa. Jeb can't work the plow. You know he ain't been right since he come down with the consumption!

Shawn

How can you tell that someone's a compulsive liar? I mean, assuming their pants aren't on fire.

Shawn

Gus, don't be this crevice in my arm.

Shawn

What are you thinking man, children walk by here every day, carrying their hopes and dreams.

Shawn

Gus, don't be the last of the international playboys.

Shawn

[writing list on napkin] Okay, here's what I'm going to do. First, I'm going to get me some of that maple candy that everyone seems to be raving about. Then, I'm going to purchase myself a walking stick. Preferably something with a ram's head carved into the handle. And finally, we're going to catch ourselves an international art thief. I'm not saying I'm sure it's going to be you, but right now, you're the top of the list.

Shawn

Man, I thought you were so cool. But you're just here to look the part. This whole time I'm thinking, This guy is Thomas Crown. You're barely Remington Steele.

Shawn

Burton Guster, you randy little spaniel!

Shawn

I look up to Brett Favre, but that doesn't mean I believe everything he says. [pauses] All right, that's a bad example. It's those tearful press conferences, man. They get me every time.